Rudolf Hucker

Is it a condition of Slagchat that every poster has to have ‘gas’ somewhere in their username? It smacks of North Korea.

Wouldn’t he have had to put it back? I did.

Uh no they don’t!

If your train leaves the station 4 seconds after you get to the platform, you miss the train. That’s why the term “tough shit” came about.

Wa-el is a shithead, Wa-el is a shithead. La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la.

I’ve been there. Near Caernarfon.

Ooo. Danny Wilson was manager so we all know who will be interested.

Not the fans in the Dolman, I hope.

… but still none behind the goal.

Is folding it in half ok? Asking for a friend.

Oxfordreference.com appropriately defines NIMBY as an acronym, “the initial letters of the words ‘not in my back yard,’ signifying resistance to proposals to establish an unsightly or distasteful industry or development, such as a halfway house for recovering drug addicts or a dump site, in the neighbourhood.” Wertongas, who has dealt with “thousands of consultations” no doubt believes his version NYMBIES to be an acronym for ‘Not Yet My Babber I’m Eating See’.

You lick just one lavatory seat …

“Ahh, go on. I’d just, gert like, get on wiv it. Thees’ll be alright, I reckons”.

Without having seen a lot of the player, that price seems quite fair and reasonable for someone of his age and Championship experience.

Yes, let’s think back to a time 33 years ago, before I was married or had children (my eldest is now 30). Honestly, is that the best you can do? (Trick question btw - the answer is yes, it is). The expression ‘sad bastard’ was, no doubt, created just for you.

Subscribe to his Twitter account folks and find out …

Can I really only ‘like’ this once?

@TomF are you taking your ban hammer with you when you depart? Personally, I think that you should use it just once more, for old time’s sake, because now the novelty of our most recent subscriber has quickly worn off, the result is that the most reliably enjoyable thread on the ever excellent OTIB is being too regularly derailed onto subjects better suited to a world politics forum. I’m possibly in a minority in thinking this way but I wouldn’t mind betting I’m not the only one. Let’s clear the (hot) air and lose the troll. They won’t be missed.

When Dunford was in charge.

Were there cars back then? (Maybe I’ll ask Hot ‘Air-yarse).

You’ll shortly be hearing from my lawyer.

There were lots that feared Cureton back then but they’re adult now.

Well, I’m guessing he’s Cliff Richard.

No doubt he's running out of tissues.

They certainly bounced around the lower leagues then eventually, out of the league altogether. Ahh happy days.