Rudolf Hucker

Well, except a stand behind the goal.

“Another Tosser” would be my choice.

You are correct. In 2007, Barton won his one and only England cap when he came on as a 78th minute sub in the 0-1 defeat by Spain at Old Trafford. A 12 minute England career. Others have already corrected your erroneous statement. Last night’s attendance was 12,756 with just 780 away supporters so it would appear that neither their nor your supporters could be bothered to turn up.

About time that sideburns made a comeback.

No doubt the kit had to be washed and back in Loxton’s before opening time on Monday.

These days, playing away from home, teams change from their ‘home’ strip even though there may be no colour clash whatsoever with their opponents. Back in the day, teams only ever changed to their away strip as a last resort. Many years ago, I read somewhere, a snippet which stated that Norwich hadn’t worn their away strip in a competitive fixture for something like 8 seasons! Goalkeepers only wore green jerseys (although other colours could be used in the event of a clash); black was often worn by keepers from ‘continental’ teams - however, I think I’m right in saying that yellow was reserved for international use only? Mind you, as any match shown on TV was in B&W it didn’t really make much difference!

Joey's already working on a plan whereby only subscribers to his website can use the toilets.

I love it when you talk dirty.

Thank you. Wondered what was on page 36 - some pages of my copy are stuck together.

If Harvey is anything like Arno’s he’ll be dead good.

Lots of us Teds have done that!

O’Leary had just one save to make all afternoon, which is a testament to the whole defence but particularly to Vyner and Dickie who were both immense.

Did he ever?

Although they should retain all original packaging just in case a return is necessary.

https://www.afcb.co.uk/videos/interviews/the-first-interview-alex-scott/

Nice message from Alex’s dad …

You’re talking about Scott, right?

It really isn't, Major.

Sez you.

I can't wait for the season to start.

Rover's such a lovely dog.

I think he’s probably just got confused between the Scott and Pring threads.

The reality was worse than the stats portray imo. So many of Tanner’s 45 passes were backward to Vyner or O’Leary; too few were played forward with any attacking intent. I like George and have been generally impressed with him. Like so many other City players on Saturday (and our singers and tellers) he seemed nervous, unsettled and on edge in the first half. Let’s hope that it was a one off.

Sorry Dave. I’m a bit busy atm.

Nah. Tripped over a ‘kin chair that some guy from WsM left by the table.