SirColinOfMansfield

Joey "Dick" Barton ... Special Agent!

3 wins in 18 games
0.61ppg
5 games in a row without scoring a goal
Took a team in 18th to 24th

"Joey Barton says his ambition is to get Bristol Rovers out of League One."

Phase 1 ..... Complete!

Memories
Light the corners of my mind
Misty watercolour memories
Of the way they got relegated ...

46 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

Anyone else want to see the G*s finish rock bottom of L1 on the last day?

Anyone else want to see the G*s finish rock bottom of L2 on the last day of next season?

Five years, eh?! So much for Mystic Meg ....

Don't forget Jake's dad ...

5 minutes ago, chinapig said:

Yes but there are 10,000 cardboard cut outs locked out.

This is the latest from the Mem car park of all the cardboard cut out fans who couldn't get in ...

5 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

That guy was on Bristol.Live the other day bragging that the Gas had sold 1300 Season Tickets for next season.

Meanwhile we’ve sold over 12000.

Apparently they’re far more loyal than us though, I know this because they bang on about it at every opportunity.

Mind the gap. 

Apparently, the Magic Gnome cast a wicked spell on OTIB and it turns out that for every page of this thread, they would sell a season ticket ... so as we rapidly approach Page 1300, their CEO can brag about their massive popularity!

It is supposed to be a big secret that the new training complex will also include a 5 star hotel  ...but the delivery of the first mattress has rather given the game away!

I'll just leave this here for all the Sag visitors today ...

Never forget.................. "The Premier League of Rich Clubs"

Never forget..................

11 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

I`d forgotten the UWE display - I needed cheering up, thanks mate!

Never forget! ....

21 minutes ago, bert tann said:

Talks renewed about merger with Forest Green Rovers and relocation to Gloucestershire.

When they merge, they could take the Forest Green from Forest Green Rovers ... and the Rovers from Bristol Rovers .... and call the new team Forest Green Rovers?

I've heard it rumoured that a draw against Bromley warrants one of these ...

11 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

It’s raining today. That must be a good excuse for a low crowd. 

Don't forget the cycling!

It is the Road World Championships and they have only gone and done this (just to upset the Sags) ...

Saturday, 28 September

11:30-16:30 - Women's road race, BBC Two

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cycling/48373975

OTIB MAN OF THE WEEK AWARD

Keen Bristol Rovers fan Richard Keedwell, who has spent £30,000 fighting a £100 speeding fine

Look how happy the players are with the launch of their online shop ...

...and more happy looking players here ....

https://brfcdirect.co.uk/

...but there are some exciting bargains to be had ...

3 hours ago, 42nite said:

Maybe a good idea for the driver to check he's been given the correct postcode for his satnav!

 

2 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Down at the gate now.  The Accrington team bus has just arrived amidst a state of panic and confusion.

1 hour ago, CotswoldRed said:

If Accrington turn up at Ashton Gate at 1.30pm we'll understand his mistake. 

The driver won't have any problems as he has carefully watched all their promotional videos ...

The Premier League side made 11 changes after Saturday's loss to Southampton but they dominated possession ...

... although Rovers struck back through the goal machine that is Tom Nichols!

41 minutes ago, Slacker said:

Anyway.Back to this idea about the calendar. Could anyone on here put one together? Surely no shortage of material.

This is the layout for May ...

Is there any chance that somebody could get Jake's dad to sign up on here? That really would be the icing on the cake ...

What a difference a couple of hours makes

This was from their forum earlier when it was all talk of promotion ....

3 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

That’s a tough gig ... https://www.google.co.uk/

... or ... in the case of a sag ...

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+can+I+find+an+electrical+wholesaler%3F

35 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/murky-waters-bristol-rovers-taken-3161703

how long until the efl start asking rovers about proof of funds,

they cant even afford 20k for scales

"UCD boss Collie O'Neill criticised Rovers for not being fair to the player over how slow things were after paperwork was blamed for the hold-up"

... and this is the paperwork that was causing the hold-up....