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  1. How long before Special Agent Barton gets rumbled as being on Steve Lansdown's payroll?

    Surely they will figure it out soon ...

    Manager P Division(s) W % D % L %
    Clarke 246 4th, 5th, 4th to 3rd 104 42% 56 23% 86 35%
    Coughlan 56 3rd 25 45% 18 32% 13 23%
    Garner 33 3rd 6 18% 10 30% 17 52%
    Tisdale 19 3rd 5 26% 3 16% 11 58%
    Barton 35 3rd to 4th 8 23% 5 14% 22 63%

     

     

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  2. 22 minutes ago, TomF said:

    I am fairly confident he's never done any work at AG but happy to be proved wrong.

    We've worked with the club on many occasions over the past 25 years at least.  Going right back to when Scott Davidson was chairman, we hosted the first BCFC site before it was all taken over by Premium TV in 2000/2001.  Scott who was director at both Clik & BCFC wrote a database system in filemaker that they club used for many years for pretty much running everything that the club did. In fact I recall even in the mid to late 2000's they were still using it then. 

    In recent years when we hosted the Bristol Sport sites they were using Solsoft for variety of IT requirements. You know, a proper, blue chip type IT Support Company for a football club who's turnover is tens of millions.  Not a random PC shop on the otherside of town who's owner routinely slags off one of his so called clients.  

    Another example of his outstanding professionalism that he was happy to tell the world about ...

    Post by Henbury Gas on Aug 20, 2014 at 2:26pm

    Not strictly football related, but you will see...

    Yesterday i had a laptop computer come into my shop for repair which is not a problem. When booking in the Laptop i found out that it belonged to the Green Party offices in Bristol....

    So being a very professional person i fixed the computer promptly and as part of my test i had to change the wall paper on the back to make sure the graphic card was working correctly...

    And the picture i used.....

    A nice Hi res pic of the UWE Stadium...

    and i charged them a reasonable price for the pleasure....   

    http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/859/deep-joy-happiness

  3. 59 minutes ago, Fordy62 said:

    How do we make the link from Henbury Gas to this site?

    I mean, the company is registered to an address in Henbury, which gives his full name etc, but how did we first get to this point?

    He has always been open on their forum about who he is and about how great his business is and all the work he does at Ashton Gate! He has also said that someone had gone into his shop to tell him about someone being beaten up at Ashton Gate ... and I think that ended up with the police going round to see him! When the Sainsbury's development was going on he was also leaking details from the planning committee as he used to boast that he was a good friend of the chairman who gave him all the inside information. It always seems so strange he is so open about it all when everyone knows who he is ... including suggesting that people shit in a bag and dump it amongst the expensive food in the supermarket! Maybe someday one of his lies or obnoxious suggestions will finally catch up with him?

     

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    There was a 17 page thread on here about it ...

    https://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?/topic/187280-henbury-gas-and-the-imaginary-incident/

    ...although the original posting on Gas Chat is long gone!

     

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  4. 11 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

    Don’t forget their plans to boycott Sainsbury’s by going in, filling up some trolleys with food and leaving them parked up around the aisles for some poor workie kid to sort out.

    I think one of them suggested defecating in the freezers...and even if I’ve got that wrong then it’s still the sort of thing I would expect them to do. Dirty animals.

    Some sag definitely did a drive by ‘shout‘ at one store. Filmed it and uploaded it to Facebook for us to laugh at. I’d love to see that video again.

     

    You were spot on ... and it was none other than that fine upstanding purveyor of computing services - Henbury Gas

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  5. How many managers can boast a Top 5 list like this?

    #5. Joey Barton stubbs Cigar Bud in Youth Player's Eye (Fined six weeks' wages)
    #4. Joey Barton exposes Himself to Everton Fans (Fined £2000)
    #3. Joey Barton's Incarceration (Sentenced to six months behind bars)
    #2. Joey Barton Gouges Out a Teammate’s Eye (Four-month suspended sentence +200 hours of community service + £3000 compensation)
    #1. Joey Barton's Ugly QPR Incident (Suspended for 12 games and fined £75,000)

    https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/5-times-bristol-rovers-manager-has-made-bad-news

  6. 4 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

    At the risk of getting a big "whoosh" can you tell me where this "dog fetish" thing with Dopey originated, was it based on some kind of truth (however fanciful) or just a random stick to beat the idiot with ?

    It's all over the Internet so surely that means it must be true?!

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  7. This is when you know things have finally reached an all time low ....

     

    Rovers Garden Gnome

     Bought for me, Christmas 2019. Nothing but Rovers misery since. If anyone wants it, I will send and pay for delivery. Been kept inside, so in immaculate condition.

    Please PM if interested.

    Enough is enough.

    Large

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  8. There appears to be a distinct lack of birthday greetings on this thread to the manager who seems to be doing everything in his power to remove them from the football league

    I just hope he appreciated my gift ....

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    This time next year he might have to bend over to receive his birthday gifts from fellow inmates (fingers crossed)

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  9. 49 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

    I think he was just doing his usual trick of using big words that he's just learned. 

    Usually it's enough to baffle the fewers into believing he's not just a thick scouse thug. 

    I don't think he actually knows what many of the words mean - he just likes showing that he knows them. 

    When it comes to baffling them, It would be a lot easier for him if he was allowed to express himself using his fluent French

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  10. 16.7% win percentage. P24 W4 D3 L17 F17 A35

    Apparently Steve Lansdown has offered him a massive bonus if he can get his win percentage into single figures .... but don't tell the Sags and just hope none of them come over here to read this or they will think there is a massive conspiracy against them!

     

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  11. They are lucky enough to have their own Mystic Meg on their forum so it looks like they will be getting automatic promotion after all ...

     

    "What is in Barton’s favour, and why I think he isn’t under pressure, the patsy fixtures keep on coming. NOT IMPOSSIBLE WE ARE UNBEATEN IN NEXT SEVEN. Either way plenty of points to pick up.

    Barrow a - should get something
    Crawley relegation candidates h - we will win
    Pool a - toughie, but why not a draw
    Orient h - toughie but why not a win
    Walsall relegation candidates a - we will win
    Swindon h - doesn’t bear thinking about losing, there will be loads of aggression to Ben and lots of pro Barton support in this derby fixture, I predict win
    Carlisle a - why not at least point "

     

    Why not indeed?!

     

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  12. 2 hours ago, Cider_boy said:

    Just looked at sky bet for the odds for our game today, then thought I see what they had for the gas.

    Clicked to see the league 1 games, what...how come the gas aren't playing today?

    Then I remembered, league 2 ?

     

    It might be a good idea to bookmark this page now so you don't get the same feelings of stress and anxiety next season ...

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/national-league/scores-fixtures

     

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  13. If Joey told him all this before he signed, then it must be true ....

    "What was big on bringing me down to Bristol is the fans, the club and how massive the club is. Obviously I have played at Fleetwood and Accrington and no disrespect to them sides but the fan base here is unbelievable"

     

     

     

  14. Local Team .... National Embarrassment  (even if it is just the Daily Mail):-

     

    Bristol Rovers REMOVE Joey Barton's astonishing rant about club's previous managers being 'negligent' from their website after being threatened with legal action by ex-boss Paul Tisdale

    • Bristol Rovers have been forced to remove Joey Barton's rant from their website
    • Barton hit out at his predecessors in an astonishing rant earlier this year
    • Barton sparked controversy by accusing his previous coaches of ‘negligence’ 
    • Rovers took swift action after being contacted by ex-boss Paul Tisdale's lawyers 

    Bristol Rovers REMOVE Joey Barton's rant about club's previous managers from their website | Daily Mail Online

     

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