1 hour ago, Philgas said:

Just one more point .. you said " to this day from the 80s it's been a piss take "  The last time we were at Ashton Gate was a piss take for The Gas .. I don't involve myself in that anymore because of my job etc but The KFC area was buzzing  .. 

Phil, I know you are not involved in that sort of thing any more, but there is something I have always wondered. What does it feel like to punch a horse? Does it make you feel big? ... like a real man?

Ever wondered what it's like to have your arse fondled by a tramp?!

(They are still wearing their training kit as Mansfield asked if they could borrow their new kit)

NO CAR BOOT SALE THIS WEEKEND

http://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/no-car-boot-sale-this-weekend-3214409.aspx

...this is a real set back for the new player fund  ....and they were hoping to use the rest of the money to waterproof the tents

... or as Wally is often heard to say ...

30 minutes ago, Weezord said:

269 pages and nearly 11,000 posts, so what do you guys think of the new kits..

 

...so for just £86 you can be "prowed to wear the famous quarters" ... and look like a total **** at the same time.

TENT ALERT!

"I was there today and I can conform that both the south and south west stands are TENTS . I thought that the south stand was going to have cladding as per the OS but no they are TENTS"

http://gasheads.proboards.com/thread/7762/update-mem

.... good job that these are only temporary measures before the UWE car park is ready

37 minutes ago, Philgas said:

Interesting that they feel the need to show off and to write their IQ next to their signatures...

2 hours ago, Philgas said:

Just jealous .. there's a B&Q just up the road 

Good to know that you take such a keen interest in your stolen spiritual home and its environs ... as the B&Q just up the road closed down in January!

I think they were worried about the new Sainsbury's "just up the road" on Filton Avenue. As you have your finger so firmly on the pulse, maybe you could give us an update on how all that is coming along?  ...or the UWE car park?

No need to tell us about sheds or canopies as we are bang up to date on those

Wally has revealed how he wants the tents to be laid out when he sets up camp at the Mem next season ... I am assuming that the camels will be running around on the green bit in the middle ...

It looks like Mark "#BRISTOLSCUM  were (sic) coming for you" Watkins has struck again... the sags prolific tweeter!

"Christ do we have any ambition at this club? We have a billionaire owner yet we still want to keep the rag bag rovers tag"

What is it about these modern day billionaires? ... not wanting to splash out on a stadium and a few players using their spare change!

.... or will the penny finally drop with the sags very soon?

http://gasheads.proboards.com/thread/7684/stewy-tips-goalscorer-emerge

15 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Go on Gas , give us something to worry about .

They managed to beat the mighty Mangotsfield United?

...wonder how will they get on against Sainsbury's Salisbury?

Luke James scored 22 goals in 99 appearances with first club Hartlepool - but just three times since

17 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

Heard an interesting rumour,

UWE is set to be delayed by 12 months, anyone else heard this or is it just rubbish?

I thought it was all on track ... and the new stands have already been delivered to the UWE car park ....

A new scarf for the new boys to hold up ... but it is still impossible to take a photo at the Mem without white plastic garden furniture sneaking into the shot!

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/watch-byron-moore-sets-target-in-first-interview-since-leaving-port-vale-for-bristol-rovers/story-29466267-detail/story.html

It goes to show that Wally is not stupid!

What is the first thing you do if you are thinking of turning old rusty shipping containers into stands for your precious fans?

Of course, you need to get rid of your fans' safety officer!

http://gasheads.proboards.com/thread/7627/farewell

"The club has already announced that they are to refurbish the South Stand by to include adding a fixed roof and a new flooring to the currently tent-like structure."

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/bristol-rovers-consider-increase-in-memorial-stadium-capacity-after-supporters-snap-up-every-seat/story-29456931-detail/story.html

I thought you only sat in a tent when you went to watch a circus?!

...............................ah, the penny has just dropped ... now I understand!

Who needs the UWE when they have got state-of-the-art developments going on at the Mem?

It has been painted to match the piss-stains on Santa's Grotto.

http://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/more-changes-at-the-mem-3159617.aspx

An artist's Impression of the revamped Mem ... playing on sand will be a new concept in the Football League ... but Wally knows best ...

How many ****s will there be in S***horpe on the 6th August? (including those locked out of the ground)

2 hours ago, Philgas said:

Exctatic 

I just looked up "Exctatic" and apparently it is similar to ecstatic ... in that it means being "full of joy" or "rapturous" ... the only difference is that it is usually used by people who don't mind looking like a **** on a public forum

Looks like those white plastic patio chairs could be getting a bit of punishment soon....

"what do people think about starting a bristol rovers ultras. there would be no more violence involved than necessary. it would simply act as a sort of supporters club. however,there would be no membership fee or organised awaydays. scarfs, flags and stickers could be sold in support. i was just wondering peoples thoughts on this."

4 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

I think "latrine" is a better description of the Memorial Ground facilities. 

....but shithole describes both the toilet facilities and the ground as well

20 minutes ago, redcityman said:

Could any gasheads with inside knowledge please explain as to what " toilets and refreshment fun for all the family" is referring to?

 

The mind boggles.

I believe, in modern parlance, the word they use in Whorefield for those activities is "cottaging" ... very popular with the Sags and their families! ...especially at car boot sales (nudge, nudge)