SirColinOfMansfield

Some announcements can burn awful images into your head ... "Pulled BBQ chicken loaded fries will be available in Irene tonight, so get in early to get your portion!"

The original design was submitted using an Etch-A-Sketch but somebody in the planning department turned it upside down by mistake and they lost the lot ...hence all the delays and misunderstandings since then

WE ARE STAYING UP ... WE ARE STAYING UP! How did that work out for them? Anybody remember?!

The new regime has really got its act together and a series of announcements have just been made ... Under the new stand, there will just be one massive food concession which is being brought to you by ... For those fans locked out on match days, there will be food available in the car park kindly provided by ... The fleet of coaches providing travel to away matches are about to be upgraded and there will be a new hostess service providing refreshments en route ... Car Boot Sales are returning to the Mem on a Sunday morning with a whole range of services provided including ... Watch out for more announcements soon!

I am guessing the the men's toilets won't be so luxurious?!

... but not just any rockery, it is a Feng Shui rockery!

Thank god there are wealthy Kuwaiti backers at the helm now ...

Wow that is now 150 pages on a player we didn't sign. 202 pages on a stand we haven't built and 708 on a stadium that doesn't exist. Certainly exceled (sic) our selves (sic) and don't do things buy (sic) halves ( except for the half built south stand) .... BUT as consolation, there are 3,346 pages on OTIB to highlight all their fc uk ups!

I'd be more concerned about incontinent Rovers supporters

... parking will not be an issue when the contraption they are building is complete ...

Did you mean complimentary? If you are going to come on here and criticise people's grammar and try and use big words you don't understand, at least get them right! You are not only very offensive with what you write, you are also showing yourself up as being something you clearly are not.

"This season, the road to promotion is in front of us. The bus is here, as it has been since 2011, ever hopeful, waiting for us to climb aboard and carve our name in the annals of Bristol Rovers football history. For me, I am daring to dream of the unattainable - To be Champions - the ground-breaking goal. Like everyone, I’ll take promotion in anyway. With the right mindset and the talent in our squad anything is possible. The bus is ready to ride again."

Did anyone else hear Hot Air after the game? ... described their current squad as “probably the best squad any team in Bristol has ever had”

It is not only repairs and servicing as their body shop also comes highly recommended ...

Just to get things back on track on this thread ... Lamare Bogarde rejoins Bristol Rovers on a season-long loan from @AVFCOfficial I wonder if it is just coincidence that his name is an anagram of Damage Laborer? Sounds like he will be joining the legions of retired tradesmen to wreak havoc on the ground (with or without planning permission)!

It all falls into place now ... just before he signed he got his brother, Mike to sign up on here as Hot Air as a smokescreen to hide his embarrassment!

They have signed a new player so there are five of them now!

but .... they had bought the book before they started demolishing the stand, consulting with the neighbours & planning department, getting quotes from retired fans, tapping the Kuwaiti Sovereign Wealth Fund, punching a lucky horse, etc. etc. etc.

Who said they wouldn't be ready in time? They are all set and ready to go ...

You have to multiply the number that were actually there by the GLF (Gas Logic Factor) which is 2.733333333333333 so 45 x 2.733333333333333 = 123

A free hit?? I thought that Joey Barton was banned from the match?

I never realised that Erectile Dysfunction referred to their lack of ability over the years to erect a new stand!

I just looked up Mr. Hussain AlSaeed and it lists his interests as:- Losers in Football British Comedy Domestic Violence Patio Furniture ... so it sounds like a match made in heaven!

Would this make the top 100? Once seen, never forgotten!