SirColinOfMansfield

Did they really say all that in 2016?

From the Joey Barton Training Manual for Footballers and Wives: Lesson 264 If you can't beat them ..... elbow them in the face!

Joey Barton must be so pleased with the level of violence being displayed by his proteges.... 42' Dismissal Ryan Loft (Bristol Rovers) is shown the red card for violent conduct.

The competition to win Joey Barton's "Total Scumbag Violent Thug of the Month Award" is certainly hotting up ... "Sam Finley has been banned for three matches after he was adjudged to have stamped on MK Dons’ winger Sullay Kaikai last Saturday. The incident, which happened in the 57th minute happened under referee Carl Boyeson’s nose, but the official missed the stamp while booking Finley for the foul on teh half-way line. Finley, who also appeared to step on Mo Eisa earlier in the game after the striker was fouled, will face a three-match ban. An FA statement confirmed: “The incident was not seen by the match officials but was caught on video, and the midfielder admitted that his behaviour at the time constitutes violent conduct and accepted the standard penalty.” The suspension comes after Rovers team-mate James Gibbons was charged yesterday (Thursday) with improper conduct for two incidents during the same game." https://www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/sport/football/mk-dons/more-fa-punishments-for-bristol-rovers-as-finley-gets-ban-4022303

A Bristol Rovers player makes the move to a Premier Division side! (Lucas Vaughan has made the move to Helenic Premier Division side Lydney Town on a work experience loan)

From the MK Dons Twitter thread ...

They do keep saying that they are cumming for us!

They have been slipping up recently .... in the good old days, they never failed to include the trademark white plastic chairs in the welcome photo ... which they beamed throughout the club's multi-media system...

Sorry Lamare, it is Bristol ... but it is Bristol Rovers!

Hot off the press from delusion central ... "Lost on purpose to loosen the purse strings before the window closes. Watch out for several new faces in the next few days."

I think it says "Lucky Nan" ... which tells you everything you need to know!

Maybe one further modification required to this user profile??

All their catering training is done in-house ...

Here's a meme to celebrate Page 3000!

oooooops! I said I would be happy to rewire Santa's Grotto for them, totally free of charge ...

From The Football Manager Guide to ... Football Management:- "If you don't have the 18th Edition, or don't know what the regulations include, your football managers may not meet the current standard, which could mean that your football managers are unsafe or inefficient and/or violent"

I have had a fair amount of experience with Championship-ready sprinkler systems and would be happy to lend a hand setting them up on match days ...

You mean Joey Barton leaving his kids on Christmas Day so he can get Rovers in the Championship???

This sums up their evening pretty well as Barton seems to be an unstable car crash!

Just to clear things up a bit .... where .... x = Total Popularity Quotient a = Average Number of Home Supporters b = Average Number of Away Supporters c = Vileness Factor Hope that helps! Merry Christmas

FA Cup Draw Third Round Draw BBC2 Today 19:00 - 19:30 - 30 min - 2022 - Sport Anticipation is palpable around the country as football fans discover who Bristol Rovers would have faced in the third round of the competition if only they hadn't lost to another non-league side.

Gianni Infantino: "Today ... I feel ... ... ... Boreham Wood"

So they haven't been losing enough matches recently and Barton hasn't managed to get involved in any violent encounters and no horses have been punched as far was we know, but it is gems like this that keeps this thread ticking over nicely ... "In the tune to heaven is a place on earth Oh rovers do you know what that’s worth Wael Al Qadi is the best on earth The Jordanian owner knows just what we need He’s gonna take us to the premier league"

You couldn't make it up! After spending millions of pounds with leading design consultants and hours of in depth interviews with the fans, the club are moving forward with this exciting new crest... ...so the gay pirate wins the day again! "We have therefore taken the decision to halt the process and we will continue with the existing logo." https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2022/november/club-statement-rebranding-process/