SirColinOfMansfield

An amusing read for a Sunday afternoon:- https://gasheads.proboards.com/thread/21150/failed yesterday at 2:01pm Goose said: My 7 yr old wants to see the s**t... What do I do Possibly the best response? ... "I would be inclined to take them to a s**t preseason game, where the standard of play and atmosphere is usually poor, and then take them to a big game down at the Mem where its likely to be rocking." That would really fool them! "Big game down at the Mem????"

Apparently all these cycling events are really going to affect their attendances which will in turn screw up their chances of automatic promotion!

In 2020, Brentford F.C. moved to a new stadium with a capacity of 17,250 In 2020, Bristol Rovers talked (yet again) about moving to a new stadium with a capacity of (Ashton Gate Capacity + 1)

That might be the only way they can ever get a new stadium ... https://3d-street-art.com/52-3d-pavement-art-tv-zdf.php

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They must be super confident about the new stand because this page on their web site hasn't even gone live yet ... https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/south-stand/season-ticket-refunds

That's because there is only one c n u t in Scunthorpe but there are dozens of them at the Mem!

Surely there must be something in the regulations about that sort of sordid behaviour?

Wow! The season has only been over for one day and they are already making incredible progress on the new stand ...

Cotterill's Shrewsbury Town: 2 Barton's Gonna Take 'em Down: 1

The Bristol Post have managed to capture the thought processes of a multi-billionaire owner of a football club dreaming up his vision of a no expense spared new stand ... Bristol Rovers president Wael Al-Qadi and the proposed new South Stand (Pictures: JMP/Bristol Rovers) https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/bristol-rovers-new-south-stand-8398066

They are now joint 3rd in League One .... . . . . . . . . . . . . ... for red cards!

Plymouth Janners 2 Horfield Spanners 0

It is what happens when you let Artificial Intelligence do your homework for you!

This is what ChatGPT has suggested in less than 1 second ... it sounds pretty close to the combined efforts of the board and fans combined .... Dear fans, I am thrilled to announce that our football club will soon have a brand new stadium to call home! After months of planning and hard work, we have secured a prime location for our state-of-the-art facility. This new stadium will not only provide our team with a world-class playing surface, but it will also offer an unparalleled fan experience. We have spared no expense in designing the stadium to be the ultimate destination for football lovers. From the moment you step inside, you will be greeted by cutting-edge technology and amenities that will enhance your match-day experience. Some of the features of our new stadium include: Seating for over 50,000 fans, including premium seating options with luxurious amenities A high-tech scoreboard and sound system that will bring the game to life A range of food and beverage options to satisfy every taste State-of-the-art training and locker room facilities for our players Ample parking and transportation options for easy access to the stadium We believe that this new stadium will not only elevate our team to new heights, but it will also become a landmark for our city and a source of pride for our fans. We can't wait to welcome you to our new home and share this exciting new chapter with you. Thank you for your continued support. Sincerely, Wael Al Qadi

One of them has creamed a bit prematurely ... "Fruity confirmed, up the Rovers, unlucky Da Sh*t"

Team Pompey 2 Team Swampy 0

Following his interview, they updated the official stats:- TUE 14 Mar 2023League One Bristol Rovers 0 Wycombe Wanderers 2 Bobble on the Pitch(16' minutes), Campbell (62' minutes)

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I have heard they will stick to the same contractor who provided them with so much experience with their previous big top experience who can turn his hand to anything at the Horfield Circus...

Absolutely no doubt at all!

New business cards already on order ...

They have a never ending supply of those especially made for them ...