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I liked it out of respect for your request. Didn't read it if that helps put a green box into context... ?

I'm in the South Stand further along. Please could I ask all in S25, S26 and S27 to turn precisely 90º to your left on the stroke of 14:57. Thanks.

I've always thought of Steve as a 2-bit capitalist grubbing for a few pounds extra in saved taxes by residing on a remote, far away, piece of land the size of Weston. Turns out he was scouting for us! Nice work. Steve!

It was Cardiff. So I think we can all agree that the Cardiff player ducked his head into the boot of the on-coming player thus causing harm to a player's safety (admittedly his own). Clear red for Cardiff player.

+I waved my phone at the turnstile and got in immediately. I thought there would be an 0.5hr queue in the driving rain + Good debut by Dickie - It was the coldest since the Millwall game in the great winter of 1946. OK, I might exaggerate a bit but for August!? - Pearson is still with us - All those dinky balls over their fullbacks that achieve nothing with our players - Pearson - Yet another slow, unexceptional midfielder onboard - Pearson is still with us

And please don't bother if it's 2.59pm ?

I think 13th/14th so much the same as last year. Not sure why people are so positive considering we still have Pearson.

Never mind. I can see mine has changed as well!

Are we home or away? Brum isn't too far for me

I think you need to upgrade to a12 year old.

Bollocks ?

Why didn't you offer him a bet at £400? He saves £100 and you gain £400. Everyone's a winner. ?

So, the summary is "Euston, we have a problem!" But we should land in Watford ok.

Ooh,a bit of politics. Mods, can we have @davefevs banned until we agree the policy on blocked shots?

You've obviously not been to Bradford ?

Why is he following Robert Plant? Sounds a bit creepy. Perhaps he's got anger issues?

I loved when Chappers said "some great draws there" as he desperately scanned down the list for the all premiership draw... then preceded to read them all out as there is only one great draw.

Might this be Scott's first game back at Ashton Gate? #TheyNeedToStopHimSomehow

Well, got that wrong. Feel like a complete plonker now.

What you have to appreciate is that LJ kept throwing double-six, time after time. But he was always lucky with the roll of the dice....

Those are different quality of falling over. ?

I didn't watch the whole game live but have seen the short highlights. Bell's goal is top class. I especially like that he didn't panic even though he had plenty of time in the penalty box to start panicking! He also set up Skyes with a quality through ball. Having said that, I'll not change my opinion on the basis of two football highlights. Bell comes across as a boy in a man's game. Do you disagree? Did you watch the whole game? Did he fall over a lot?

Or as we say when playing Birmingham, "I like the smell of pyro at 4.45pm. It smells like victory"

I hope opportunity doesn't knock too hard as he will fall over. Unbelievable the amount of times he falls over. Really comes across as a boy in a man's game.