Love to have heard that conversation:
Club secretary ’Pep, Bristol are on the phone ‘
Pep ’Hello , Lee, how are you? Good result on Saturday ‘
Dopey ‘ Hello, Pep, Darrell here ‘
Pep ‘Who?’
Dopey ‘ Darrell Clarke, manager of Bristol Rovers, (phone goes dead) looking to loan some of your players, hello, hello. You still there?