NOTBLUE

8 hours ago, Smaller than a flea said:

I'm rarely wrong.

And never right.

5 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

5 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

If you think it's pure rubbish, which you're entitled to, why did you bother to read 322 pages?

If you think it's pure rubbish, which you're entitled to, why did you bother to read 322 pages?

What does he know,he thinks gas is a great name.

3 hours ago, Red Thai said:

Ashton Gate stands are usually sparse at that time as well.

That's because we're all in the bars having the last few drops of our cider,where as they were hiding in the bogs,too scared to come out.

13 hours ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Wow he was a complete tosser from what i remember. I also remember him scoring that goal after about 28 seconds after KO at ashton gate in 2000?

Yep,he really shouldn't of put his finger to his lips.

20 minutes ago, The Joker said:

Behave @Port Said Red  He laid a pony  on a score draw, what a numb nuts looser

Laid a pony,or laid out a pony .

10 hours ago, Red Right Hand said:

Just a thought. With Christmas fast approaching isn`t it time for North Bristol`s top festive attraction to open its doors to the public again?

What about us locals,I mean all the extra traffic doesn't bear thinking about,5 or 6 more cars could move us into a gridlock situation .

On 06/11/2016 at 10:38, Tomarse said:

There are no words 

One word,YES.

1 hour ago, Dark Wood Covert said:

And this is why this thread has been going for so long when they come up with these 'gems'...

Never known a dumber and more deluded bunch of fans and I lived in Swindon

I wouldn't call residing in Swindon living.

13 minutes ago, Sergio Georgini said:

Surely the bigger question is why were the squatting horse punchers watching our game when it was bonfire night? 

Also he obviously doesn't recall the game where a Brighton player hid behind the goal post,the sag keeper at the time rolled the ball forward ,when the Brighton player nipped in and put the ball into the empty net,now THATS f****** hilarious .Or did I dream it.

On 01/11/2016 at 22:33, cidercity1987 said:

Still havent heard a noise from the Mem despite living on Filton Avenue, Horfield for the last 6 months.

17 hours ago, cidercity1987 said:

Still havent heard a noise from the Mem despite living on Filton Avenue, Horfield for the last 6 months.

Check out my profile,and I've lived here since before they squatted.

17 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

Can't be the slags, count the number of fingers !

Yes,but that's only one of their three hands.

As I've said before,stick to the facts,sags don't like facts.

12 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

Gashead's latest gem on social media...! 

I expect the dopey feckers will actually phone up to enquire when  they are going to be on sale.

4 hours ago, CotswoldRed said:

Beer and crisps - check. 

What flavour crisp though,I've gone for Marmite.

5 minutes ago, phantom said:

Now this did make me laugh 

 

Bristol Rovers pride themselves on strict policing fans at the Memorial Stadium to reduce the amount of illegal activity ever occurring at the ground.

So far this season the club has already banned two separate groups of fans, for very different reasons.

The club's security officer Dave Parker has given details of the bans that have already taken place at the club this season.

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He said: "We have already banned a group of eight people up to Christmas, over a smoke grenade that was released during the pre-season game against Aston Villa.

"It has been the yellow card approach with them. We have also banned six people who were caught live streaming the match as part of a betting syndicate.

"The group has been banned for the rest of the season, their details have been passed to the police. On that front we are one of the leading clubs in the country with cracking down on that issue."

Read more: What were the 'security reasons' that left Yeovil Town boss Darren Way bemused at Bristol Rovers?

Mr Parker also highlighted what might lead to fans being banned and even life-time bans in some serious cases. Here is a rundown of activity which might lead to some of the most serious punishments:

LIFETIME BANS

DISCRIMINATORY BEHAVIOUR OR LANGUAGE

There is a zero tolerance approach on discrimination. Anyone found guilty of racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, anti-disability language, chanting or abuse will receive a minimum season-long ban. In the worst case scenario, it will earn you a lifetime ban from the ground.

DISORDER

Anyone found fighting or physically assaulting someone will be banned from the stadium for a minimum of six matches. In more serious cases this can be extended to a lifetime ban.

ABUSE/AGGRESSION TOWARDS STAFF

Any verbal or physical abuse towards staff will mean fans are immediately ejected from the ground with a minimum sanction of three matches. This can be punished by a lifelong ban from the ground depending on the scope of the offence.

TICKETING

Abusing the ticketing rules can range from a written warning to a lifetime ban. Touting and the misuse of tickets or concessions all breach the rules set by the club

OTHER BANS

Smoking a cigarette or an e-cigarette is also a breach of conduct at the Memorial Ground. Fans can expect to be ejected from the stadium with a maximum ban of six matches if found breaking the strict smoking rules. Anyone considered to be drunk in the stands, hospitality areas or found drinking in view of the pitch can also incur the six-match sanction.

Throwing coins and drinks or setting off flares in the stand can mean anything from a three-match ban to a three-season ban for supporters. Anyone caught on the pitch at any time without permission could also be on the receiving end of a three-season exclusion.

Persistent foul and abusive language can also mean a season-long ban. This includes any abuse aimed towards players, staff and home or visiting fans.

Read more at http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/how-many-bristol-rovers-fans-have-already-been-banned-from-the-memorial-stadium-this-season/story-29787001-detail/story.html?afterReg=Y#0V5OYOPE6KXVx9EG.99

Some people get all the luck,imagine being not banned,now that would be punishment.

19 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Apparently. No idea if it's true or not . Well what a surprise 

No ldea,nail on head.

2 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

We're coming for you

You wouldn't let lie, would you(to quote Vic and Bob)

25 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Surely it can't be 6 hours since they did or said something ridiculous..?! 

As surely as night follows day,it won't be long.

1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

They've had away matches against Barnsley, Huddersfield and Villa.

 

This is why they sound like such ******* idiots every time they mock our away support whilst also claiming theirs is amazing. No doubt they'll dispute these figures as they don't include all the Gas that, apparently, go in the home end (yeah, I don't believe it either )

 

But surely the home end would be full teds.

1 hour ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

To be fair Holloway didn't say that did he? What he did say was pretty hilarious now we can look back though! They've really kicked on from that 'achievement' haven't they??!!!

 

 

Wow they tried hard to find a city fan didn't they ,I can't remember one sag "finding me" and signing 3-0,perhaps they got lost after leaving the Kingswood,Fishponds areas.

44 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Ask them what 'franchise' means if it happens again. That's what I do and they haven't got an answer, they don't actually know what the word means and just seem to mumble some b0llox about MK Dons and Wimbledon...

It's laughable!

Don't worry he was put firmly back in his box,even an egg chaser joined in to explain what a franchise actually is.Sometimes the sound of silence can be deafening.

Had a sag say to me today that we were just a franchise team playing at trashton gate,the mind absolutely boggles.

3 hours ago, Purple Paul said:

Both ends were rammed that day. Remember at end of game City fans invading pitch first then Rovers came on and chased them all the way up the Muller Road terracing.Mind you apart from one or two who left on stretchers. A certain Bob D was in his heyday that game.

NOT.

1 hour ago, BRFC_Gas said:

Maybe, just maybe, opposition fans hate you more as you are a bunch of deluded *******?