NOTBLUE

Oh! my days,unbelievable Eric,they’ve just given Bristol City a penalty 

2 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

Bet they'd run from the Lidl Lads Massive.

Ah, the LLM,top supermarket crew them.

He was only helping him up,by the throat.

6 hours ago, GrahamC said:

Can’t remember his bloody name now but isn’t the bloke in the second photo that player they binned off after only about 5 games because he gave their fans the wanchor sign when he was substituted & then he slagged the club off something awful on social media when he left?

Sure it was about his new team being a “proper club”?

These signings look like they’re taking place in a public park, don’t they?

It was outside a public toilet !?

1 minute ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Ahh the pure joy of signing for the Gash

Just now, 1960maaan said:

TBF, he does have books, and he hasn't finished colouring some of them in. 

He’s got to learn his colours first.

2 minutes ago, TomF said:

Bless.

 

Is he honestly telling us he has books,next thing he’ll be telling us is he wrote that quote himself,without help from his mummy.

5 hours ago, CrackingCheeseGromit said:

to know where I'm going?

‘In the river’

54 minutes ago, beaverface said:

I agree, surely it makes sense, given the size of their Memorial Grounds footprint to turn the pitch 90degrees, and they'll then have an existing stand behind a goal with executive boxes (D), terracing (C) running pretty much down the length of the pitch, and then two areas (see A and B) to have room to build two stands.

They could easily do a Gillingham down one side of the pitch and just erect temporary seating, thus allowing them to stay in the stadium, whilst building a decent home end(A) with flats\housing\executive boxes - or whatever they want.

Would be a decent capacity as well.

 

Thing is the parking around there on a match day,especially around Horfield common,is an absolute joke,so an increased capacity without provision for parking,it will not be easy to convince any planning committee,and expect a lot of objections from local residents.I’ve got my objection already written out.

1 hour ago, Red-Robbo said:

 

Sadly I didn't go, but my dad was there. Said the streets around Anfield were full of crying Scousers.  

To be fair the scousers were as good as gold,nothing but compliments and good wishes,mind you I think they wanted Souness out,so were probably quite pleased we had beaten them.

3 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

I think his time on this forum should be up. Unlike the others on here, he's getting a bit cocky and reverting to type, bit of an asshole ,if you ask me !

He’s a know nothing numpty,perhaps he’s run out of the tablets the doctor told him to take.

15 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Half of it was returned for a refund 

Unfortunately the bloke with the white transit van could only give a hand written receipt,written on the back of a fag packet,so no refund.They were going to complain to the BBC’s Watchdog program,until someone pointed out that buying from the back of a transit van probably wasn’t the best idea.

7 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

You failed to spot the new carpet and curtains

Apparently the carpet was £30 per sq ……………….mile

16 minutes ago, Ashton Hero said:

I genuinely thought the guy at the front was a Fleetwood fan when I saw the photo. You'll need to change the shirt for next season when you play them in the league after your forthcoming relegation. 

 

 

 

Why the **** are you still posting.I just don't have the words to express how much I like this post!

3 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

 

He prefers his sour....

Coming to think of it they prefer that we’ll known sag cocktail,A Bitter and Twisted.

Ashton Hero,fancy sharing a glass of milk?.

We’ll I’m getting a bit long in the tooth now,but have been considering moving back to A/B block,if others from the corner section want to move there in numbers all the better,now where did I store my Pringle jumpers and Los jeans.

39 minutes ago, Percy Pig said:

Maybe it's just me, but if i want to be entertained and exhilarated I don't choose to go to a second tier football game. I'll go to the cinema or watch something at the elite level of any major sport. 

I go to Ashton Gate to be part of something more meaningful than just entertainment. I go for the friends, I go for the incomparable joy of scoring a goal, I go out of loyalty to a club who have been a constant in my life for 25 years, a community that has pulled me back from dark times and been a welcome distraction from all the shit real life entails. 

Regardless of results or performance, I owe that club my voice and my support when I am there. 

If those who moan claim their only issue is the results then I've got to ask, in what way do you think logically that moaning will help? If you really sit back and think about it, it's selfish and counterproductive nonsense that typifies the behaviour of toddlers rather than full grown adults. 

If the desired outcome is better results, then support, vociferous and unrelenting support, is the only thing any fan should ever do when they enter Ashton Gate. If that isn't possible then frankly, you're not a supporter but a customer...

 

It starts with us. It's so.much easier for us to change the atmosphere than it is for a team to win a game of football in a ridiculously competitive league. Theirs is precisely nothing to stop each and every fan from doing that. Nothing but excuses and ego. 

 Well I watched my first game in 1968,so I certainly don’t need anyone to tell me about getting behind my team,I get behind the team every single game,even at my age I still sing,and jump around like a lunatic when we score,I will applaud the team off when we have given everything,not that a lack of effort is the problem.I don’t Boo, I voice my displeasure in the car on the way home,and all my brothers and friends have been going a lot longer than you have.The fact that our home form has been nothing short of embarrassing for the last few seasons seems to escape you,as others have said in the past,we have no players whipping up the crowd,no leaders on the pitch.Going to  the gate on a match day should be fun,but for many it has become a chore.                                  

How many home games have we won in the last 3-4 seasons,not many,as a result of the lack of wins we turn up expecting the worst and often get what we’re expecting.Do people really think the fans don’t want a good atmosphere,and just want to be negative,of course they don’t,but the football over the last few seasons has been uninspiring to say the least.

30 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Has anyone ever punched Suarez? Risky with the teeth I guess but it must be tempting.

Definitely a stamp just before half time, the Uruguay player changed his stride pattern to make sure the foot that should have been jumping over the opponent landed on him instead.

His teeth remind me of a Mantrap.

On 01/12/2022 at 16:11, RedLionLad said:

Wishing all Gasheads a very Merry Christmas

Enjoy the next few months

 

Knowing a few Sag’s,that isn’t snow,it’s dandruff.

On 15/11/2022 at 16:36, petehinton said:

That’s so they can leave more room on the terraces for their knuckles.

4 hours ago, cidercity1987 said:

Half full

Damn you and your photographic evidence.

If were certain City teams of the past it would be because they were pissed on the Friday night.

On 19/10/2022 at 09:34, Steve Watts said:

Well that's bollocks (pardon the pun)....their balls are drained every night by their sisters!

This is a fact,and if they only have brothers,………….