Lanterne Rouge

With Plymouth they don`t often have an all green kit - there`s usually quite a bit of white in it (sleeves, shoulders, stripes etc.) and often the green is a very bright one. When they do go dark green though it is almost black.

She got to keep the house in Sandbanks and Jamie`s living in a bedsit over a Chinese in Barking.

@Ostrich. You might be in luck if you still want to mooch on down from Leicester. You`ll see a game without VAR (spit) if nothing else!

Sidney Geoffrey Douglas Dennis

A slightly worse day for RVDM. Out to a first baller as one of the four in four and hit for 35.

And Palace fans being called the Stripey Nigels

I`m pretty sure the SS moved slightly when Korey scored, there was a definite tremor!

Meanwhile shades of Bradley v Louis at Glentoran v Coleraine Watch: Glentoran keeper McCarey sees red for lashing out at team-mate Burns - BBC Sport

Just watching Josh Davey playing for Scotland v Bangladesh

I don`t know about anyone else but it`s starting to take on a morbid fascination for me. Will it get to 20? 25? Will we ever win at home again in my lifetime?

Otherwise we`re just on the Road To Nowhere

We all are but it`s looking like we`ll never get to see it - one of them will always be injured. Mind you, I`m beginning to wonder if I`ll see another home win before I peg it!

It would be great, we`d dine out on a Yate win for years! For comedy effect though, them losing to Pontefract Collieries would be hilarious.

A feisty old replay down at Weymouth on the cards - particularly if there`s a decent draw on the end of it. The draw should be interesting - we get to find out which non-league side the s*gs will roll over for this year.

The police frown on their officers publishing pictures of dangerous criminals under investigation on social media.

I quite like it.

Someone did say `My guts are playing up, I`m nipping to the bogs for an Ashton`

The point here is that we don`t come over all Billy Big Bollix about taking a few hundred to Lincoln or wherever and try and make out it`s something special, exaggerate the numbers and bang on about how brilliant the home fans thought the away following was. If we have a disappointing away turnout we say so, we don`t carry on like morons about how wonderful it was and how every other club in the land envies our `massive away support` like those melts do. If they just kept quiet about it we wouldn`t take the piss quite so much (OK, perhaps we would!)

I equate Plymouth with Norwich - always travel in great numbers despite it being a hundred miles before you get anywhere (OK, it`s a bit less for Norwich but you get the point). I`ve posted this before but a few weeks before the end of the season we got promoted there was every chance Swindon could have come up with us and Argyle could have been promoted from League 2 (neither happened obviously) - if that had happened, Argyle`s closest game the following season would have been Walsall!

Ollie Watkins transfer cash helps fund Exeter City training ground plans - BBC Sport It just goes to show what it means to a club like Exeter when they can develop `one of their own`.

That`s the fella!

I`ll try and find it - no idea how to search though.

Did he factor in the whales as well?

Going to the end of that thread it appears they can now buy tickets up to 5pm tomorrow so the 400 sold will be increased hugely now. 410 then.

Mine`s gone now.