Ska Junkie

Nope, we'll lend them ours!

When Steve sells you some sh1t Then the bugger don't fit Tough sh1t rovers

When you're going to the wall Cuz the boss has fark all That's the rovers When you get in a hiss Cuz the reds take the piss That's the rovers When you're out on your ass Cuz the boss has no brass That's the rovers When you're down on your luck The reds don't give a fark That's the rovers The last one courtesy of gas buster

Seems like a good idea Rudi, I'm in.

Because you rated him at £10M and we got him for £300K. Surely you can see the piss taking potential in that? It was and still is hilarious. The fact your mob are still pissed about it makes it even funnier.

BOORRRINNNNGG! Back to amore. Their accounts are so late Mike Ashley's at the gate That's the rovers.

Bollocks to that, I've just got a puppy! ? We've got 2 assistants anyway in Dean Holden and Jamie Mac.

How long has Frankie Boyle been a City fan?

Out of likes, one for every single verse.

I've got another one. When they said they've a Billion 300 grand means 10 Million That's the rovers

Even @bodinhas to laugh at these? @Miah Dennehy will certainly see the funny side. Absolutely brilliant.

I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Bravo fellow reds! ?

When your plan's watertight but your stadium's still shite That's the rovers. When you play in the cup Your fans still don't turn up That's the rovers WAQ's supposed to be rich but he's still Landowns' bitch That's the rovers Coz you'll always be shite we're almost out of sight You're the rovers I thank you. ?

I showed their advert and 'megastore' to a Bath fan tonight who openly admits their shop is a crap lorry and he couldn't stop laughing. Then I showed him Santa's grotto and he was apoplectic! What did we take last time, 4000 wasn't it? OTIB #SMUG

I said FINGER SCoM! ?

Don't knock it til you've tried it Rudolf. I would imagine you already have. We were all 15 once.

Given the Qatari investment thread, wouldn't it be hilarious if if it was us getting another shed load of dough while their fake sheik hasn't got enough money for a bus fare?

That's the one! ?

'Unlucky da shit!' obviously GM.

Could we enter our U21's in the JPT or whatever it's called nowadays? That would be great wind up material.

Maybe if they rename the conference? IF we were to win the play offs, they would be hilariously pissed off.

It was extremely funny Taz, even my old dad was laughing. Did u notice Scott Murray appealing at the bottom of the frame? ?

Oh dear, poor kid!

Oh come on Taz, Bas Savage gave us the best laugh at the Gate in years. Hang on, so does Nicholls.

Now Mr Bodin ( see, respectful), please can you explain your justification of Henbullshit gas? It must embarrass any gashead, the utter bollox this ****t comes out with?