A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in
favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had
ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine & asked the doctor
to go ahead & kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine
to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure & was amazed at
how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife subsequently delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain &
the husband continued to experience no pain. She & her husband were
ecstatic.
When they got home, they found the Window Cleaner dead on their front
porch!!!