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He's after a job at ours, do we need a under 9s tea lady? If that's genuine, he has to be a goner! Comparing that shower of crap to us? He can't win.

Higgs? The watertight wonga man? You've got to be kidding?? If that's their saviour, it's hilarious!

If we call Banjo island a village, aren't the gash the same as FGR?

The irony of 8-2 when they call us that! In the drop zone, crowds falling, fans revolting (no change there then). Great stuff.

You beat me to it PSR! ?

How did we get on the last time we entertained Warsaw? 8 wasn't it? #SMUGRED

I'm 'so jealous' of their 7000 loyal crowds? I must remember that when sat with 20,000 fellow reds tomorrow!

Happy days. We will go 5th if we win tomorrow, meanwhile they drop back into the relegation zone. OTIB

Sort yourself out Ch433, either that or have a lie down! 'Feeling sorry for them'? Behave.

A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Australia tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Australia , the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food every day and I get a free trip to Australia ." "I see," the captain says. Her conscience then got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Isle of Wight ferry!!

This! The tents aren't permanent structures so why would they need planning permission? I appreciate they would need to (somehow) pass a health and safety and SAG check but thought only permanent structures need planning permission?

Should be more than adequate.

You've got to tip your hat to them to be fair. To be 410 behind after the first innings and get so close is some effort.

8 down, 16 required.

Amen, good luck @bristolmoose.

Is that really all of it or is there another shelter which joins this alongside their main 'stand'? It looks really crap!

Am I missing something? Surely by putting that shelter up, aren't they losing all the standing places on the terracing as it's either covered by the shelter or they won't be able to see because of the shelter? Wouldn't that take the capacity down?

QED, we're 'AVERAGING' 21,000 saggies and that's over 18 months, you are averaging around 1/3 of that! We don't have to fabricate that we take 40,000+ to Wembley, you just make figures up. We own a rebuilt stadium which is stunning. You want someone to build you something for nothing, as usual. We ARE an established upper Championship club, knocking on the door of the Premier league. You're knocking on the door of L2. We already have a great training centre, but are building a better one. You've got a field which has lain dormant for years and nowhere to train in 7 months.. We have a squad worth £Millions, you have a pub side worth nothing. We can survive up here, you can't survive in L1. A £100M development of the area around OUR stadium is planned, you're building a new tent. We've got a £Billionaire owner, you've got a liar. You've got a 'unique kit and the 'best fans in the world'. Why are your own fans criticising your home shirt and saying the atmosphere is 'poisonous' then? Game bloody over. I genuinely think I'm done with this thread as they have **** all, literally **** all to come back with apart from lies and fabrication. **** them, I hope their club dies! OTIB.

At a recent Merseyside derby, Jurgen Klopp goes into the Liverpool changing room to find all his players looking a bit glum. "What’s up?” he asks. “Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only Everton and we can’t be bothered, we always beat them”. Jurgen looks at them and says, “Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub.” So Jurgen goes out to play for the Reds by himself and the rest of the Liverpool team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the television on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Liverpool 1 - Everton 0 (Klopp 10 minutes).” He is beating Everton all by himself! Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on.” They put the teletext on. “Result from Anfield: Liverpool 1 (Klopp 10 minutes) - Everton 1 (Sigurdsson 89 minutes).” They can’t believe it; he has single-handedly gotten a draw!! They rush back to Anfield to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. He says, “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.” “Don’t be daft, you got a draw, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!” the players say. To which Jurgen replies: “No, No, I have, I’ve let you down… I got sent off after 12 minutes”

So their 'support' rises by over 300% of their actual crowds and ours by less than 50% of ours? What a bunch of assholes they really are.

That would indicate they have 4 stands / tents B block. They've got about 30 haven't they?

To be fair, 9 of the West Ham side had to go home at half time as they've got school in the morning.

There is so much wrong with that, I have no idea where to start! 'Triumph'? When was that? I must have missed it. 'Just 1 tier' maybe but in a totally different stratosphere as a club. 'Role reversal'? They wouldn't stand a chocolate fireguard in hells chance at our level and they know it. '4000' seats', that's 2,000 more than they currently have. 'Famous in Ashton'? They play in Filton you numpty. 'Silk cloth from a pig's ear'? You mean turn crap into even more crap. 'Throughout the football world'? He means the Lamb. 'Unique identity'? In what way are they unique? They're just shit! 'Worried'? ? ?? What a belter!

Maybe his favourite dog died?

Laughed properly at that comment Slarti, fair play mate! Come on, own up!