Ska Junkie

Great win, well done boys!

The Story of ArthurA small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!"One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!! The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!!!!! 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform...... Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful...... When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died! The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Arthur, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover !!!!! Don't tell me you thought that Arthur became a ******' doctor?

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and £1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do"? At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you shag her again."

I would bet there aren't many on here that wouldn't! HUBBAH!!

Any excuse.

I reckon it was him that the Lions TV presenter was on about after their game at the Mem. 'Wierd lot, one eye looking at Bermondsey the other checking out Islington'! No offence meant.

No eye contact, shifty bugger!

As their home crowds are a third of ours, they wouldn't have to take many to have a higher percentage. As my dear old dad says, 10% of fark all is still fark all!

Didn't some clever spark do the away figures a while back that proved their away support is shite compared to ours? They really don't have a lot going for them do they? Do I feel any sorrow for them? Do I ****!!! GROUND - CITY TEAM - CITY OWNER - CITY as their bloke has put naff all in and taken the 'club' to the brink of going broke while ours has put plenty in. STANDARD - CITY SUPPORT - CITY Poor lambs, NOT! A question, as there are obviously loads of sheeds at their games intent on making them look bad, what's their real attendance figure?

Good work Adamski. So, the conclusion is that they aren't 'coming for us' at all and we are further in front than we've ever been. their crowds are historically about half of ours and, no doubt, even less than that over the last couple of years. We're averaging around 19,000 since the rebuild aren't we so they're at 37% of our current support? Can't beat solid facts although they probably will try. OTIB.

They can look on the bright side that they're not Swindown town I guess. What's that now, last 2 home games, 1-7 on aggregate? We really do not have ANY local competition.

R*vers were dreadful today and, if that's their normal standard, fair play to those that watch it. I really enjoy watching Championship football, it's a really good standard. Thankfully, we're not in that god awful division anymore.

Watching their game didn't half make me appreciate the Championship. Some of the 'defending' was comical, especially for the Bantams 2nd goal, the bloke had the freedom of their penalty area. If we defended like like, I think I would vomit!

Good to see Miagsy posting on here. I know him from another forum and he's a decent poster, especially for a gashead, always level headed and good humored. Good on you Miagsy. I did join the gas forum at one time but was banned after a couple of days once they worked out I was a 'ted.

Surely trumpton wouldn't pass the regs nowadays? It was a shithole in the 90s!

Indeed, the fact that our away support average is higher, as usual, doesn't seem to make the op stop. Maybe it's gas numeracy or something? 'Mention 1982'? I'm so hurt by that (NOT) but think 2015 was better!

Really? It was meant with humour. I actually follow the bloke on youtube. Maybe the new, 'I'm offended by everything world' is something I thought OTIB had seen through? If you're genuinely offended by a picture, a PICTURE I despair. PC gone mad! i'm back to reading only. Oh yeah, Johnson out!

At least they would get their derby matches back!

Could someone explain this to me? It has so many flaws I can't even start. Who would own the pikeys for a start? By this post, are they really advocating being homeless and penniless again? 'Here's an option. SL builds and pays for the UWE and leases it to BRFC. Dwane Sports sell The Mem, repays their own loans, pocket the rest and say goodbye.'

Maybe they haven't paid for them, just like the fence?

Reading their forum, I'm surprised that so many of them are totally missing the point of a redevelopment. It's not about making things more comfy for the supporters although that goes hand in hand with redevelopment, it's about corporate non match day revenues and increasing the turnover of their horrible club. Hiring their crappy little social club out for wedding parties on alternate Saturdays is no longer enough. As long as they don't have these sort of available revenues, they will never be able to compete, financially, at their current level let alone ours without incurring debt. Actually, I'm not surprised they are missing the point, it's to be expected I guess.

Couldn't they just knock down the crappy terrace on the left and shift it that way? It's not like the stands are full length or anything. That would give them room I should think.

I reckon they will end up with something crap like this although how they pay for it is anyones' guess! Standing at either end and they've got their cosy little 12K stadium.

Have you still got a betamax video recorder then?