JackofromSanJavier

44 minutes ago, bristolmoose said:

Ta, not op but a splash of in-tents chemo to get shot of some errant miscreants that have set up camp!

Just gone through similar myself and got the ok from the medics to come back to Spain and loaf………!

1 hour ago, Dolman Block B said:

FFS

 

2nd May 1990 Rickie Lambert     Posts: 3,211  Member is Online   Posting Level Next Level in 1789 posts

about an hour ago via mobile gasify likes this Quote   Post by 2nd May 1990 on about an hour ago New stand has a 100% win record. Best thing that’s ever happened to our club

 

 

1 hour ago, bristolmoose said:

Please don't let them go into admin. What would happen to this thread? This is comedy golddust!
If this was pitched as a sitcom, it would be rejected for being too far fetched!

Ok, so we've lost a couple of games and I'm recuperating after a gruelling few days in hospital but catching up on this is the perfect medicine.
#GTKOG

 

 

Liked your post apart from the bit about 'em not going into admin.  Get well soon, fellow Red……...hope it wasn't a massif operation 

1 hour ago, Unan said:

Post by Weeezord on 53 minutes ago

"I realise our ground is a shithole before anyone gets on the defence, but have they spent any money bringing up that stand behind the goal which (last time I had any interest) looks sh**?"

 

 

I realise this is an incredible reach but even still I'm really going to try reaching*

Ohhhh maaaaan, that is such an embarrassing clutch at straws……………

he's spouting about a stand that is brick / blocks and mortar, doesn't rattle about in the wind and has around 4200 seats.  So…….that's NOT metal framed () NOT canvas roofed or sided () and has a rather pleasant review on football tripper.com ()

AWAY FANS

Away fans are housed in the sleek looking Atyeo Stand which first opened in 1994 to replace the aging terrace after the publication of the Taylor report. The single tiered construction offers unrestricted views regardless of where you are sat, and has decent levels of leg room and comfort as one would expect from a stand less than 25 years old.

 The "sh**" stand has 1200 more seats than the entire 4 sides of that poxy hole up North.  Every day brings even more exasperation in reading their comments about us and our club.  

The sooner that horrible little blot on the landscape goes bust (again….you know the rest).

50 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I know, it`s strange isn`t it?

It`s almost as if all that was just bullshit but surely not.

Is it possible that Wael has similar skills to Kenny Craig??????  They've fallen for all sorts of nonsense methinks

26 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

 

 

 

Social media does not necessarily explain underlying hate patterns. It is just a method of communicating,  no more, no less. In the past supporters of both clubs managed to communicate with each other without social media and also without the level of hatred shown today.  

Things have changed with football, as have with most things, but just looking at social media can’t explain a change in behaviour. It’s a bit like blaming health and safety regulations or Brexit or climate change or bankers or my cat ate my homework for everything 

I've despised them for over 40 years, not going to change now and I can't blame Twitter or Dumbook for my total dislike.  Back in my day one would write a letter full of insults to a BRFC associate, pop it into an envelope and then deposit it in a red post box.  To add insult, no stamp was applied therefore the git had to stump up readies to the postie before having it handed to him.  Nobs then, nobs now……..but the youngsters don't really post letters anymore do they?  And don't get me started on telephone boxes and press Button A…………...

4 hours ago, lenred said:

Wtf is it on about 'birthday party in Nottingham?  Is that a reference to the Amici Bar? Presume so. Never knew this was part of their bullshit smear campaign against us! What belters they really are. 

What a belter………… hearsay is a wonderful thing, eh?  I was there at Amici, my motor was parked on the wide pavement by the chicken shop, 4 doors up.  All started up the road slightly when an ugly bunch of NFFC guys hit on 3 teen scarfers innocently heading along the road.  Most of the City lot were hemmed in the car park as OB obviously wanted the home 'fans' to disperse before they let the majority of the away fans out.  Having given the 3 youngsters a hiding, they then lorded it into Amici, maybe 20 plus of them, to the great appreciation of the gathered 'plain clothes' Florist idiots in the doorway and inner bar.  At which point a group of half a dozen or so of the elderly City gents hobbled up and eventually took them on when the NFFC wonders stormed out of the bar (before legging it back in).  Numbers grew and the rest is spread across t'internet.  Kid's party????? WTF?    Again, a case of Gas Pathological Lie-ability.  Wasn't there but knows exactly what happened.  Any excuse to have a self righteous pop………   

This is in no way meant to glorify events of that day, but is a right on the spot eye witness account of what happened, NOT a "This bloke told our milkman's dad, who told his neighbour, who told his son who swore it was true on twitter" .

The sooner that club goes etc etc etc etc etc……….. well you know the rest.

1 minute ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

And yet if number one was true it would shatter a few of their delusions....

Ah, I guess if Gas-thematics is applied (add ten thousand to the starting number, multiply by three and then wipe damp spots from trousers) the final figure would be closer to the half million mark,   the delusional  w's        

Random quotes from a QPR forum this evening……….. number 3 is my absolute fave, mind!

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16 minutes ago, Moments of Pleasure said:

"Frank Lampard's Derby leading  Preston one nil" says a bloke on the BBC. He really said that. I wonder who Preston belong to?

Just heard "Harry Kewell's Crawley".  When did they change these club names??? I missed the announcements.

17 minutes ago, bristolmoose said:

And he's on the bench! 

https://mobile.twitter.com/LincolnCity_FC/status/1031962223286120450/photo/1

 

Number 16 heading in the opposite direction, surely…………..?  

12 minutes ago, redcherryberry said:

DC on radio last night said there financially stretched so it’s a case of one out and ‘maybe’ one in. He won’t be there much longer....

Thought he said "financially STITCHED" ????            

2 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

I think it's great that both Bristol football clubs are upgrading their stadiums to accommodate their loyal fans... 

They're coming for us…………… shirley?

16 minutes ago, Southport Red said:

Good City following here, poor turnout from Bolton esp given its their first home game. 

City done a lot of passing, mostly side to side. Tactic seems to be the ball over the top but all have been iverhit so far. 

Stand outs so far

Kelly (Joe who?)

Webster appears to be a footballer

Brownhill ( although often he us the deepest lying player collecting the ball from the goalie)

Pato one ling range shot otgerwise nothing

Eliasson not in the game at all

O’Dowda has had to contest 5 headers, havent seen the ball played to his feet yet. 

Wiemann a lot of good rubs which noone is spotting. 

Pack not in the game

Baker solid. 

All Bolton have done is foul, how did they ever beat West Brom?  Hoping I don’t find out second half. 

Hi SPR........ has Tommy just borrowed your mobile????

1 hour ago, publandlord said:

false dawn's is a bit of a giveway, unless a BRFC director can't spell

I've had a couple of false Dawn's in my time.  The first one punctured catastrophically and the wife found the second one deflated and er, hiding on top of the high wardrobe.  

By the way, anyone got some spare rockwool for this dog kennel?  Winter draws on and all that.........

4 hours ago, TETBURY MASSIVE said:

@Gashead1981 If you really are a MOD... trust me when I say you don't want to let her on your forum. 

She has been proven to have lied over and over and again, and when gets caught out she ignores everything. 

Police should be banned from this forum.... so don't let her on yours. 

Hey, Tetbury, I think your account has been hacked by Henburygas.  MODS, could you please help TM out here?  Thanks  

6 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

I have a 'disposable' email address which I have used over the years only to receive any and all communications BCFC related. This includes season tickets, OTIB etc. I've had this same email address for well over ten years.

Today at 12.28pm, for the very first time ever, I received an email to that address containing the Bristol Rovers Weekly Newsletter. Am I alone in suddenly receiving this? Suddenly, I don't want to look in my inbox because I feel that its integrity has been defiled.

Has Bristol Sport been hacked? Is it WikiLeaks? Is it Russia? Is it the Jordanian Secret Service? Is it Henbury Gas? We need answers ...

Yeah, I got this on one of my lesser used accounts.  I assumed it was because I'm a registered overseas Gashead allegedly based in *********.   I enjoy making my contributions of constructive suggestions as to how 'we' can progress in raising cash from  ridiculous sources.  But now it seems they're not targeting just us true Blue Few.  The Bastards.  My next depth charge is now brewing!

33 minutes ago, 22A said:

My grandson has posted on Facebook he's off to London Road this afternoon to cheer on Posh against the gas.

I added the comment; Remember all you Posh fans; Please sing (to the tune of Guantanamara) "One Team In Bristol, there's only one team in Bristol" then watch the reaction of they gasheads. That'll make I laugh!

I SOOOOO hope that comes off!!  Do let us know............                                      

1 hour ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Work calls so I can't look at them now but to flag that their June 2017 accounts are now available for (free) download at Companies' House. Ladies and Gentlemen: sharpen your pencils!

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/04501223/filing-history

All I can say is 'Section 35' ...............which clearly (again) states that Dwayne Sports ltd is incorporated in Jersey.  Therefore, I'm afraid the idiotic G*slogic on-and-on-and-on claim that we're owned by a non-uk entity (Sir Steve) really doesn't have the desired effect, does it?  Still, why let facts get in the way of a childish pop at  a real benefactor, eh?  Same old, same old............. nobs 

4 hours ago, Wanderingred said:

You should meet Londoner. You and him would get on very well.

Anyone who brags about their academic achievements as a means of belittling other people isn't worth the oxygen they breathe.

I'm a Behavioural Psychologist, letters  after my name and that............. but I'm also a tw4t and proud of it!!!  

56 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

I heard he doesn't even need a ladder, he levitates! 

And to achieve that sort of stuff, one has to be truly lovely or it won't work.  I'm beginning to have a man-crush on Wally.........

On 04/02/2018 at 01:16, pillred said:

I once saw a man wearing a t shirt that said penicillin, something for the man with everything.

You should have come over and said Hello.

1 minute ago, 1960maaan said:

@JackofromSanJavier I do believe you have just outed yourself as a "pox ridden merchant seaman"  oh , wait , you can't catch anything from a reply, right?

It took a lot of trips but I got the t-shirt in the end!!

2 hours ago, B block said:

Don’t go on slag chat, more viruses on that web page than a pox ridden merchant seaman 

MODS!  This person is having a right go at me.  Full apology awaited.........!

3 minutes ago, bristolmoose said:

 

"'ello Miss, I wish to complain about these pirates what I started to support not 'alf an hour ago....they're stone dead"

This pirate is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late pirate! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-pirate!"

And the sooner they all become 'ex'...........the bloody better.  Just cannot stand the righteous high moral ground stance that they adopt as permanent 'victims' of someone else's actions.