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Sir Colby-Tit

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  1. On ‎21‎/‎11‎/‎2015‎ ‎23‎:‎11‎:‎35, Northern Red said:

    A minute's silence at gone 11pm at the boxing?

    Great idea that...

    I was at the fight, and that was the most poorly observed minutes silence I have ever witnessed. Cracking night out though.

  2. You realise that by posting in the thread you drag it back up to the top of page one?  If you don't like seeing it then it is probably best not to bump it.

    To answer your first question though, I would never ever be happy to see this thread on page 3.  On page 3 I want to see actual tits, not read posts about a tinpot club full of tits. 

    That is offensive to Tits :redcard:

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  3. Surely not having Sags go there would be a massive boost to the Salusbury Tourist Board? They could taylor a whole new advertising campaign about ut

    Did you not know that 100,000 of them visit Stonehenge every full moon to howl at it (with another 500,000 locked out)?

  4. serious comment- I don't doubt we will have financial hardships and those are what we are used to- but we love the club and many of us are  prepared to have a reasonable conversstion about Bristol football, just very difficult with you lot- pewrsonally I'd just love to have a derby game - miss those a lot... 

    Prowed

  5. The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now"

    Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

    "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

    "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

    The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."

    "I'm very sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you have another track."

    The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.

    Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

    "I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could hear another track."

    Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.

    "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."

    "I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant,

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    "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."

  6. Go on in the spirit of the noo happy clappy feel on otib.

    What music makes you feel GOOD

    Mine Back In Black AC/DC.

    Rock N Roll Motorhead.

    Sweet home alabam Lynyrd Skynryd

    Runnin free Iron Maiden

    Lights Out UFO.

    Preachin The Answer

    Wild & Wonderful The Almighty

    The Bands Played On Saxon

    Yeah Right Girlschool

    quite likely you younguns aint heard of any of em but hey lets hear your idea of makin ya feel good. this means you goatherd to the discerning, the one who should be freed......... :chant6ez:

    A nice bit of funk for me - definitely none of that jitter nonsense bucks - get yer hair cut

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