Sir Colby-Tit

43 minutes ago, myol'man said:

WTF?  

And they have the nerve to call us plastics 

On 15/08/2018 at 03:18, JamesBCFC said:

It was going to be full of tits either way.

I would like to have it on record that this Tit wasn't there. I'm currently in Thailand, and the barman has a smashing pair of tits. So that's at least three that weren't in attendance. 

2-1 to the City, I feels it in me bones (or could be the copious amount of Beer Leo I've chugged!) 

14 hours ago, The Joker said:

My mate recons Irene is a hermaphrodite, he's cock sure of it.

A rather rotund colleague in our Swindon office is about to go off on maternity leave, and a "guess the sex and weight of the baby" sweepstake thing went round the Bristol office yesterday. Apparently putting "Hermaphrodite, 18lbs, possible extra digits (bonus prize?)" is inappropriate.

43 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

.....and what about the women?

 

One of life's great mysteries, no one's ever been brave enough to undress one, not even @Rudolf Hucker

18 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

That’s why they took 1100 to Blackpool. So they could bring some sand back. For there shit pitch 

Judging by there bitter demeanour, I think some of that sand may have found its way into their vaginas 

1 hour ago, Septic Peg said:

I have a horrible feeling we are going to be battered today. 

Hoping our boys come through it unscathed.

3-2 to Wolves...

Got £10 on 3-2 to Wolves at 28/1. Also got £10 on City to win 3-2 at 33/1 mind 

3 hours ago, myol'man said:

Why do they use the acronym FTG? Surely the only thing that could mean is **** the gas?   

It was coined by Dopey Darell - #### the greyhound

54 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Can't imagine many of the long suffering have experienced the hospitality options at the Mem.

 

 

I've suffered the Gas hospitality package. A few years back I was invited by a client, and couldn't really refuse. 

The meal was absolutely atrocious. The veg was of the diced, frozen variety and was served cold. 

Halfway through the "meal" all the lights went out in the hospitality area, the reason for which I assumed was someone forgetting to put 50p in the meter. 

The only highlight was having a pint in the Wellington pre match, which felt like I was on some sort of dangerous spy mission. 

On ‎13‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 12:43, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Is this what they mean by a Championship-ready sprinklers system?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNyoYyVaBvs

 

 

He's only a poor little gashead

His tent is all tattered and torn

Wally's got zip, so it continues to drip

And now he ain't dry anymore

4 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Get in. 

Ive just scared the living sh!t out of my cat through cheering

What a pussy 

10 hours ago, WTFiGO!?! said:

Oddly enough, if there's someone associated with them professionally I have got a degree of sympathy with it is Darrell Clarke.   He reminds me of John Ward.  Hopefully for his own sake he moves on soon.  I've met Darrell     Clarke and he really is not dopey.

 

And let's not forget that he brings pleasure to the canine population of North Bristol. He's not all bad. 

Ramshackle Rovers are revealing their "wish list" for a redeveloped Chernobyl on Points West at 6.30 tonight.

Should be good for some more material.

22 minutes ago, bristolcitysweden said:

Very naive. You don't have to make the killer pass once you get hold of the ball. Sometimes it look absurd. The technique is lightyears behind.

Too right, they need to making the killer pass when they haven't got the ball. Johnson Out!

18 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

Bored on a Friday afternoon?

Then take a journey down memory lane, when the UWE was a formality and Wally was a billionaire.

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/5974/confirmed-al-qadi-family-takeover?page=1

 

RoverDrive and @Robbored

Never seen in the same room together 

All Wally needs to do now is produce an artists impression of a redeveloped Mem, and the gullible fools will be happy for another five years. 

I'm currently staying in a small village in North East Thailand, and bumped into a very serious looking policeman this morning. As foreigners are rarely seen here he asked where I was from. 

When I said Bristol, England he asked "Blistol Lover?" and didn't look at all happy. 

"No" I said, "Bristol City", to which his face lit up with a big smile, and shook my hand. 

It seems the pikeys reputation has travelled far and wide. 

I'm currently staying in a small village in North East Thailand, and bumped into a very serious looking policeman this morning. As foreigners are rarely seen here he asked where I was from. 

When I said Bristol, England he asked "Blistol Lover?" and didn't look at all happy. 

"No" I said, "Bristol City", to which his face lit up with a big smile, and shook my hand. 

It seems the pikeys reputation has travelled far and wide. 

On ‎18‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 07:26, Port Said Red said:

This mornings report say that Nicholls fee was undisclosed, as was the length of his contract. 

The latter seems unusual to me.

It's a very clever ploy by the board to give the fans what they want - the opportunity to lie about it or exaggerate it

So, back on track, what funny shit have the Gash been up to today?

9 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

Piss and Vinegar !

I see you've met my ex-wife's breasts 

4 minutes ago, JulieH said:

No we haven't!

I went with licencing to Gloucester roads and spoke to the pubs re any concerns they have and offered advice for the day.

No talk of "Teds" was mentioned by the "old bill" or the pub licensee.

 

Julie, it's no good speaking to the pubs. It's the minibuses you should be worried about. 

Just now, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:

They`ve bought a new plastic step.

It's not just any plastic step. It's a state of the art, Championship ready plastic step.