Sir Colby-Tit

On 26/10/2023 at 17:10, Curr Avon said:

Josef Fritzl has previously specialised in the basement. 

Being a Rovers fan is much like being locked in Fritzl's basement.

Every time you see a chink of light, you end up getting ****ed!

6 minutes ago, wybmadwity said:

stream (needs malware guard): https://soccerinhd.com/live/bristol-city-vs-ipswich-town

I love you

Any streams?

2 hours ago, Galley is our king said:

 

Most of the crowd wanted Dicks out! 

Sounds like a Chippendales gig

2 hours ago, Rossi the Robin said:

Coming here?

Good old Roy

 

I stopped reading after the first seven words, and now everything at our club makes sense.

Just now, Jerseybean said:

Two beauties tonight along with a brilliant brace from Tommy. 

Did O'Neills put that left badge on?

https://sports-10.com/bristol-city-v-stoke-city-live-stream/

5 minutes ago, Atyeo's lift said:

It does for me but keeps freezing

I'm watching one stream on my phone and another on the laptop, they both buffer, but not at the same time, so managing to watch the whole game. Toptiptastic.

On 23/09/2023 at 20:54, Rovers said:

Um 

Never felt more like singing the blues when Rovers win and city lose. Hahahaha it's all relative 

Good luck

I can appreciate that using "blues" and "lose" to rhyme was an absolute stroke of genius for your knuckle dragging hordes of brain-dead gastards, but the first line of your non witty ditty would suggest you're in a state of depression when your team's just won and your rivals have lost.

Absolute whopping belters.

Can only echo the above sentiments, we really need to hang on to this bloke.

Mare Undarum FC Vs Oceanus Procellarum United, worst atmosphere ever.

2 minutes ago, kiwicolin said:

Did I miss something  

No, Nigel did. A stair.

Bristol Rovers have now realised that their supporters have suffered enough, and have launched a help line, 0800  10 10 10.

That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

9 minutes ago, OddBallJim said:

kids are generally idiots

I'm glad it's not just me that thinks this.

I've never produced any, and as a result I've saved a fortune!

5 hours ago, RoystonFoote'snephew said:

I don't believe the Gas have intent towards a new stadium. If they did they should have made a huge play a few years back for the land adjacent to Gypsy Patch Lane and the A38 where the Village hotel and gym, plus a number of car showrooms now stand. Easy access to the motorway, a local rail station and on a bus route would have made it ideal. They could even have used Stoker's as their pub. 

Stokers could have been full of strokers, bet they're gutted.

10 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

Loved him, had genius level skills.

When it was dire under O’Driscoll (which frankly was most of the time) he was often the only thing worth watching.

Took the slowest penalties ever & this goal is arguably the best I have seen in a game against the blue few in 50 years.

And Bryan's goal probably the second best!

He's one of our own

Needs a League One loan

Sammy Bell

He's one of our own 

8 hours ago, Curr Avon said:

No. Its got to be Anita Ward, Ring My Bell

You can sing Sam Bell

Sing Sam Bell

Sam Bell, sing...

Or when Pring delivers the cross that Bell slots home..

"We've got Pring and Bell

Pring and Bell

Pring, Pring

We've got Pring and Bell "

Just now, The Dolman Pragmatist said:

Nice shark though…

Fin on ee mind 

Can't help thinking this was done accidentally on purpose to appease the gullible dribblers.

Must be time for another artists impression of a proposed new stadium soon.

Whopping belters.

1 minute ago, WessexPest said:

It’s Secret Santa Grotto Source.

Salty and bitter 

48 minutes ago, The chief said:

Spot on. Also, Pring excellent too. And garder-Haskins with a few classy touches on his debut . . One lovely pass to break the lines. Promising. 
Really enjoyable performance, played very well and unlucky not to get 3 points. 

Gardner-Haskins, sofa so good.

9 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

You just need to look at their reaction when Al Qadi arrived and they thought they had a billionaire on their hands.

Bragging about being the biggest and wealthiest club in Bristol, suggesting they all wave fivers at Morecombe fans in the next match.

The mask really slipped.

As the Man City fan said to the Gashead, we are everything they want to be. They’ll never have their spiritual home back though. 

Fivers mind