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  1. 5 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

    Somebody, @Dollymarie?, posted a map on here a little while back showing the City and Rovers fans by post code and it was grim viewing for them. It reminded me of a sketch on the Two Ronnies where they did a spoof on the voting polls showing the UK as red and blue with a small yellow dot in the ocean. Ronnie Barker was saying "here you can see the labour areas in red, the tory areas in blue and out here (pointing to the yellow dot) you can see that the Liberal have Rockall :) 

    S’not me! :) 

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  2. “Unexpected item in the bagging area” Yes, it'll be my fist in a minute for you being so flipping sensitive!

    “Someone is coming to help you” I don’t need help, I need your bloody machinery to not be so quick to judge as to how fast I need to put my purchases down! 
     

    Oh and while I’m here, fast food restaurants, now you have to select everything on a screen instead of with a human being, I swear it takes 5 times as long to get your food! You used to order at the till, then the human would go off and collect your order, now there’s just tonnes of people stood around aimlessly, waiting for their order number to be called, and it all takes soooo much longer! 

    (sorry, it’s been a very stressful week!)

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  3. Football managers/footballers/commentators who use the word “bravery” in a football context!

    Firefighters who run into burning buildings to save people are brave, kids/people fighting cancer are brave, police officers, ambulance workers etc are brave 

    FOOTBALLERS ARE NOT!!

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  4. People who aren’t ready to drive off at traffic lights! There’s only two options, stop, or go, so why aren’t you ready to go when the lights go green?!? Boils my piss when they then take an age to move off! 


    (and before anyone starts, yes I know orange means prepare to move off)

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  5. 1 hour ago, Northern Red said:

    Will sell well amongst 30-somethings (mainly women) who listened to Galaxy/Kiss 20 years ago and want to relive their teenage years. And I suspect the next set of acts to be announced will be of a similar but more modern ilk to attract the younger crowd, so they can pitch it as a day out for all the family.

    And 40 somethings thank you! :P 

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