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  1. In simple terms, agents effectively act as estate agents in transfers. They advertise availability and try to get the best deal for… themselves, in reality.

    The best deal for them could be a higher transfer fee or higher wages, depending on how they take their cut. Typically its a combination of the two. These days, there’s the added complication of multiple agents. But let’s keep it simple.

    In this scenario, they will be aware of all interest (they drummed it up, after all) and won’t hesitate to inform other parties of Bournemouth’s opening gambit. They’ll be no need for City to leak it to the press - they’ll deploy a number of tactics to make sure it gets out there!

    Then there’s the buyer’s negotiators - enter Kirsty and Phil. Kirsty goes all in, they’ve ask for £25m, give them £30m, it’s only money. Phil takes a more tactical approach. Phil obviously works for Bournemouth.

    As for sell ons, the contracts are very complex these days (agents, etc. all employ lawyers), so the sell on clauses will have sub-clauses e.g X% within initial contract term Y% thereafter.

    The agents are the only ones who really know what’s going, but they won’t share all information with all parties, unless it’s in their interest to do so (and that includes the player).

    How do I know this… I know a former player, who has some great stories* and other contacts closer to home.

    * Kirsty used to work for Middlesbrough
     

     

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  2. Naughty, but nice…

    Subject: Objection to Memorial Stadium Planning Application (Reference Number: [Application Reference Number])

    Dear [Planning Authority],

    I am writing to formally object to the planning application for the proposed changes to the Memorial Stadium, as detailed in the application reference number [Application Reference Number]. I am deeply concerned about the potential impact of these developments on the surrounding area and community. I urge you to consider the following objections:

    1. Loss of green space and character: The Memorial Stadium currently serves as an important green space within our community. The proposed changes would result in the loss of this valuable area, which contributes to the character and visual appeal of our neighborhood. Preserving green spaces is crucial for maintaining the quality of life and environmental well-being of our community.

    2. Increased noise pollution: The proposed development could significantly increase noise levels, particularly during events or matches held at the stadium. This would have a detrimental effect on the quality of life for nearby residents, disrupting their peace and tranquility. Noise mitigation measures must be put in place to protect the surrounding community from excessive noise disturbances.

    3. Traffic congestion and parking issues: The Memorial Stadium is already located in an area with limited infrastructure for handling increased traffic. The proposed changes would likely exacerbate traffic congestion during events, leading to a strain on local roads and causing inconvenience to residents and businesses. Inadequate provisions for parking and traffic management have been presented in the application, raising concerns about the impact on the surrounding area's accessibility and road safety.

    4. Strain on local amenities and services: The proposed developments may put a strain on local amenities such as schools, healthcare facilities, and public transportation. The increased population density and demand for services resulting from the changes to the Memorial Stadium could overwhelm the existing infrastructure, leading to inadequate access to essential facilities for both residents and visitors.

    5. Insufficient consideration of environmental impact: The planning application does not adequately address the potential environmental impact of the proposed developments. The loss of green space, potential disruption to local wildlife habitats, and increased pollution from additional traffic should be thoroughly assessed and mitigated before proceeding with any changes to the Memorial Stadium.

    In light of the above concerns, I strongly urge the planning authority to carefully reconsider the proposed developments and take into account the potential negative consequences on our community. I believe that alternative plans that better address the concerns raised by residents should be explored.

    I kindly request that my objections, along with any supporting documents or evidence provided, be taken into serious consideration during the review and decision-making process. I also encourage an open and transparent dialogue with the community to ensure that the long-term interests of all stakeholders are considered.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter. I trust that you will carefully consider the objections raised and make a well-informed decision that preserves the best interests of the community.

    Yours sincerely,

    [Your Name]

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  3. On 24/06/2023 at 20:26, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

    According to someone on Facebook they’re about to sign Jevani Brown who is up in Court next month for beating up a woman. 

    If their preseason friendlies include a chap called ‘Trialist’, we’ll immediately know who it is!

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  4. If you’re on a budget, then the Mardyke might be the place for you. It’s on the way back to town and I promise it’ll be an experience you’ll never forget.

     

    ps. If you’re not an experienced cider drinker, I’d suggest giving Cheddar Valley a wide berth. Try a half perhaps, but venture beyond that at your peril 

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