SecretSam

No, because it's vile. And I'm not wild about Cov's kit.

I mean the way the join of the halves of the kit weren't crisp, sort of scribbled. Ruined a nice design. Sorry if my use of design language is insufficiently precise. PS Antoine played well, but Sheffield Utd are doomed

He's the kitman, surely he is not exactly pivotal?

Can I just say how "disappointed" I am in the OP's spelin'?

...and shit

Watching MOTD last night, I must admit that the Florists' plain home kit is quite smart, which I say through gritted teeth because I despise them. And Bournemouth's change kit colours are lovely. Although the detailing is naff. Any other kits you admire?

Back on topic, it's not looking good for the lad...

But... that's different. Italy (blue) have better infrastructure, history, etc than Turkey (ref)

It may be true. Teams in red have historically performed the best. We're the exception that proves the rule

Given what he did for us and for Leicester, maybe turnaround is what he could specialise in - coming in to some under-performing shower, and reworking them into something good over a couple of seasons. Like the football equivalent of appointing the Administrators.

Yes, it's taken a dark turn, but deep love to those who've battled dependence and won

Midfielder

John Thomas?

Stick? Take a look at my "Rico Lewis" thread, I got slaughtered

Cashley Coles Caulker Aizlewood Bailey Scott M Tommy Doc Gow McIndoe Peacock Jacki Manager

Your gentleman's sausage seemed like it was 2" from the goal line?!?!?!?!? Amazed the ref didn't notice

FFS, fella's had one game and you're doubting him?!?!?

How are we viewed (dare I ask)?

Cashley RB Caulker Coles Bailey RM Tommy Doc Gow McIndoe Peacock Jacki Manager Right, I've updated in bold, taken out Tins, who wasn't a drinker, and Nobes, because if it's someone with a real problem - that's not kind. Ray Cashley in because I just about remember watching him play, ditto Gerry Gow. McIndoe and Bailey are in. Did someone say that our esteemed kit man liked a tipple?

To be clear, let's leave out those who had an alcohol problem, as opposed to those who just liked a few. I'm not au fait (ITK) enough to know who is and isn't in which list, so will take others' advice.

Updated, we need a drunk keeper, smashed full backs, a zig-zagging right wing and a manager. GK RB Caulker Coles LB RM Tommy Doc Noble Tins Peacock Jacki Manager

I must admit, I loathe crispy chips

All excusable because we were broke

So far: GK RB Caulker Coles LB RM CM Noble Tins Peacock Jacki

I didn't know Tins was a drinker