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Feel free to pick holes in this guys.

How long you got, sweetheart? Put the kettle on, and come sit down with Uncle Woodsy....once upon a time, in a far away land etc etc

I really can't tell if that bloke is being serious, or not? He's not, yeah? Yeah??

'There certainly haven't been any issues with how the team has been performing at late, having achieved promotion to League Two through the Football Conference play-offs last season'

Against part time opposition. Well done Bristol R*vers

Jeez....

Just had a quick trawl through twitterland......what is the link with Noel Edmunds, is he G*s?

I've never liked him since Multi Coloured Swap Shop, and maybe it's all becoming very clear now as to why......

I wish their FB page would update with the result, I was going to give it a like, cheer 'em up a bit.

 

Meantime, we'll have to do with this:

 

Chris Kelly Believe gasheads. Believe that tomorrow truth and justice will be in our favour. In god we trust. Forever gas.

God? We all know God is City, that's why he put the G*s in non league for a year

God ain't gonna help you now boys. You're ******

Caption Competition?

 

 

I don't have a ******* clue what I'm doing

I would give anything to find that picture of the sags with the bed sheet outside AG after our Play Off Final defeat with 'Goodnight Irene - it was just a dream' splattered all over it. How apt and karma-ish that would be right now.....

Doubt that was the only thing splattered all over those bedsheets.....

You bringing the steak?

Oddly enough I did see some steak in the fridge this morning....good old Mrs Woodsy!

So confident he seems to have now deleted it

Superb. Today gets better

Is it steak and blow job night too?

I believe it was along the lines of predicting a positive week on and off the field for Bristol Rovers caveated with no inside knowledge.

Well - he got part of it right.....the inside knowledge part

Just back from the court. 

7-8 Gasheads in attendance, 1 sh*thead, and Alistair Durdan. No other representation. 

The verdict was passed down - literally from the judge in the form of a report. The Sh*t had just finished training for the bar, so he gave us all a steer on the outcome. Basically she finds in Salisbury favor. A guidance on Schedule 1 (2.11) was given that she felt that this clause was not satisfied. The clause relates to planning permission for the buyer (Sainsburys) had to obtain, and from my quick assessment involved the stop dates that were not met. 

Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/3580/high-court-decision-due-monday?page=8#ixzz3flacamWl

I love the fact that despite the fact the City fan was explaining to them what was happening, they are still 'sh*t'

Sums them up, if the person was there to take the piss I'd get it

******* morons

There is no emoticon on here that does this justice

For all you G*s *****s that laughed in 82, who took their dog for a shit at Ashton Vale - go **** yourself

OTIB - forever in our shadow, has never been as apt as today

That's 2 - 0 to me Woodsy!

 

Perhaps the mods can add a "Snort" button to go with the "Like" one.

Gaz 3 Woodsy 0!

Is this happening today? Haven't looked in the Basement R*vers thread for a while....fingers crossed for Sainsburys

Massive win for Worcester this week too, back in the fight. All this while our best player is beating Australia, not bad

I just picture GJ tripping him up, always brings a smile.

 

That's another nose snort moment right there!

I'd love to ask GJ sometime what made him do it - because it was ******* brilliant!

Jesus H Christ, Chopra at R*vers

If there's anything more repulsive, football wise, I'd like to see it. By like, I mean absolutely ******* despise

Rovers have just signed Cristian Montano who has previous for match fixing and rape (both charges dropped), sounds like a lovely chap

Knew I recognised that name

Read an interview with him not so long back, was disgusted at how he was treated and wanted to get his career in England back on track. Looks like he's still waiting for that to happen.....

Blue and white I'm close at least

Close enough

I have an irrational hatred for Blackburn, BRFC, blue and white, stupid shirt......actually, it's not as irrational as I first thought!

Ahh I see! They're still ignoring Wycombe and hoping they'll go away? Good point. How could I have been so stupid.

Ha, 'still' ignoring Wycombe - I like that!

Blackburn are more famous in their blue and white quarters also have a bigger fan are and have won something of note

Ummmm, quarters?? Not Blackburn, Monkeh

Ahh yes, the famous blue and white quarters. Why are they so obsessed with their jerseys? They're hardly unique anyway...

WTF!?

Of course they are, no one else wears quarters. And they are called the 'pirates' too

How ******* unique do you need, Michael?

Just read that Alex Gidman has gone off 'retired hurt' in the Notts-Worcs game

Seems like he got hit on the head, then collapsed during the next over - apparently he walked off, but that is a little worrying

I wonder how many sporting teams in America are already called the 'Pirates' - I bet there's hundreds of them

Among the thousands of sports teams in America, I wonder how many have quartered shirts - I bet there's hundreds of them

I wonder how many other deluded people have gone to America with the notion of (using SAF's expression here) 'knocking the NFL off it's ******* perch' - I bet there's hundreds of them

But little Bristol R*vers, who have only just climbed out of non league football are the sporting organization that are going to change all of this

I suspect it will turn out no different to when the famous Bristol R*vers went to Rome to see the Pope - we all know how that ended

I do ******* love that lot though, they are priceless. And they are ours, love them xx