del ete Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Heres here, heres there, Urinating everywhere Dean Gerkin, Dean Gerkin..... Give us a Gggggg, give us an Eeeeee, give us an Rrrrrr, give us a Kkkkkk, give us a Iiiiiii, give us a Nnnnnnn, whos gonna Piss? Gerkin, Gerkin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Heres here, heres there, Urinating everywhere Dean Gerkin, Dean Gerkin..... Give us a Gggggg, give us an Eeeeee, give us an Rrrrrr, give us a Kkkkkk, give us a Iiiiiii, give us a Nnnnnnn, whos gonna Piss? Gerkin, Gerkin.... I think I like that ha ha. Dont sing it when he's taking a kick or a save though. I think he will crack up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcbs20 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 i can see why some people might be offended but come on it's not the end of the world he took a leak and got caught it's not like he was ranting his sports car round town at 100mph or twatted somebody round the head with a bottle im sure he will be feeling extremely ashamed and embarrassed but the club will deal with in house so let's just forget about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcbs20 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Heres here, heres there, Urinating everywhere Dean Gerkin, Dean Gerkin..... Give us a Gggggg, give us an Eeeeee, give us an Rrrrrr, give us a Kkkkkk, give us a Iiiiiii, give us a Nnnnnnn, whos gonna Piss? Gerkin, Gerkin.... to the tune of what's that coming over the hill what's that in deanos hand is it his willy is it his willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 i can see why some people might be offended but come on it's not the end of the world he took a leak and got caught it's not like he was ranting his sports car round town at 100mph or twatted somebody round the head with a bottle im sure he will be feeling extremely ashamed and embarrassed but the club will deal with in house so let's just forget about it Yes. I am sure he held his head high with both hands...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodbarmyarmy Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Any bad press story is extra bad for club image at what is probably THE most important time in its History We need to be making lots of friends to get what we want from the good people of Bristol NOT giving the image "look at me I'm a Bristol City player - I can break the law" and pouring fuel on oppositions objections to what we are trying to achieve Sure GJ & SL will make that point very clearly to Deano and all players Not a small matter........not impressive...........very bad timing and un-proffesional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornellyreds Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Yes, I managed to figure that one out. I was just wondering why you need to keep referring to friends as though without them you woudn't need to pee in public? As far as I am concerned, and I'm not sorry for holding this view, urinating in public is wrong - being with friends or having drank 5 pints does not make it right. Can we move this to the classic section please? It's hilarious that Dean's penis is in such debate. He was just doing what 99% of blokes do, and 99% woman of woman wish they could do. This is getting ridiculous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Can we move this to the classic section please? It's hilarious that Dean's penis is in such debate. He was just doing what 99% of blokes do, and 99% woman of woman wish they could do. This is getting ridiculous... 99% or blokes piss wherever they like do they? That statement is bollox, unless you spend your evenings in NCP car parks. If anyone behaves like a chav and pisses on streets that we pay for, he should be subject to an arrest and fine...to help pay for it to be cleaned up...bcause it's wrong. This thread is being discussed because a city player broke the law, which reflects badly on the club. Why is this discussion on a bcfc geting rediculous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd rather walk past ten puddles of p155 than a liquid laugh/pavement pizza, that really IS disgusting, why aren't people arrested for that? Similar content! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I think al fresco urination is seriously under-rated. I often bypass my downstairs toilet to have a wazz in the back garden. It seems to satisy a deep seated natural instinct. Only bettered by a good old number two in the woods. Marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I think al fresco urination is seriously under-rated. I often bypass my downstairs toilet to have a wazz in the back garden. It seems to satisy a deep seated natural instinct. Only bettered by a good old number two in the woods. Marvellous. Dunno about you but I always have trouble finding a rabbit to wipe with though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 What has having friends got to do with it? Do we only pee if we have friends? As you have never peed alfresco since the age of 4 I assume its because you don't have any friends to go out with, or possibly you're under some form of judicial order that requires you to be indoors by early evening. Alternatively, perhaps the public toilets of Leicestershire are well known to you, and are open all hours so you can maintain your proud record. As I believe everyone has said on here, he's been a silly boy. He was punished and will probably be punished further by the club - hopefully not to the extent that he loses his place, but an internal private matter. Just leave it eh Cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I think al fresco urination is seriously under-rated. I often bypass my downstairs toilet to have a wazz in the back garden. It seems to satisy a deep seated natural instinct. It is also a good fertiliser. You should get a prize for your large marrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I think al fresco urination is seriously under-rated. I often bypass my downstairs toilet to have a wazz in the back garden. It seems to satisy a deep seated natural instinct. Only bettered by a good old number two in the woods. Marvellous. As a young man in a new girlfriends parents house late at night, I observed that I needed to use the toilet, girlie asks me to go quietly in the kitchen sink (no downstairs cloaks in BS4 then) so as not to wake her dad. After having gone I popped my head round the door and asked for toilet paper. She seemed distressed, and I never saw her again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcbs20 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 just thought of another song i heard sung a few years back at bournemouth he'll be running round bristol with his willy hanging out he'll be running round bristol with his willy hanging out he'll be running round bristol running round bristol running round bristol with his willy hanging out singing ive got a bigger one than you singing ive got a bigger one than you singing ive got a bigger ive got a bigger ive got a bigger one than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 As a young man in a new girlfriends parents house late at night, I observed that I needed to use the toilet, girlie asks me to go quietly in the kitchen sink (no downstairs cloaks in BS4 then) so as not to wake her dad. After having gone I popped my head round the door and asked for toilet paper. She seemed distressed, and I never saw her again The old ones are the best Bully. A variation on another old 'un. Gerken was in more trouble that he thought on Saturday night, so not only did he need a pee, he needed a number 2, so found a quiet alley to do the business. Unfortuntely he was seen by the copper who rushed to the scene of the crime as Gerken escaped. The Copper called after the departing Gerken, " OK son, so whose carp on the floor then?". Gerken replied " " I confess it's me constable - but the manger says I'm bl00dy good with crosses!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 The old ones are the best Bully. A variation on another old 'un. Gerken was in more trouble that he thought on Saturday night, so not only did he need a pee, he needed a number 2, so found a quiet alley to do the business. Unfortuntely he was seen by the copper who rushed to the scene of the crime as Gerken escaped. The Copper called after the departing Gerken, " OK son, so whose carp on the floor then?". Gerken replied " " I confess it's me constable - but the manger says I'm bl00dy good with crosses!" You could tell mine was an old joke because being from Briz i'd have just used her dad's coat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 You could tell mine was an old joke because being from Briz i'd have just used her dad's coat.... Oh Dear. Gerken is in a definite pickle..... or should I say pickled.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizred Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Don't know what all the fuss is, wait until you reach a certain age, i now have a piss at 5.30am every morning, problem is i don't wake up till 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kachina Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Surely the chant should be; He's gonna piss on your high street piss on your high street he's gonna piss on your high street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Don't know what all the fuss is, wait until you reach a certain age, i now have a piss at 5.30am every morning, problem is i don't wake up till 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Surely the chant should be; He's gonna piss on your high street piss on your high street he's gonna piss on your high street. Close Pickled Gerken will piss on your tyres, will piss on your tyres , will piss on your tyres Pickled Gerken will piss on your tyres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adge's Cider Mug Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Fine example of a professional eh Moomin? It is pathetic of Gerken - not impressed at all Are you for real? Get a grip, get over it and support not only the team as a whole, but also one of the best (so far) signings of the Summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy g Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Couldn't be bothered to read half of the comments on this thread, but agree with all those who have said "so what". Just a shame we couldn't have all been as forgiving of Danny Coles when he did exactly the same thing. Seem to remember he was crucified on this forum for that... still he wasn't a fans favourite at the time, so he probably had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chappers Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'm sure that we have all done it at some point, although most of us try and find a quiet spot and watch out for coppers. Whilst men tend to be less discreet, I have seen a few less than shy women going rather publicly. Perhaps if there were a few night-time loos it might help, and I can assure you that you don't need to be 'steaming drunk' to need a wee! There are far worse crimes going on in the UK that getting ones gerkin out in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I remember the good old days when you could pee in the blokes pocket in front of you on the terraces. And not get an ASBO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barman Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 This thread has made me laugh, particularly Sir Colby Tit's contributions, but while its not exactly crime of the century we really shouldn't be so approving of Deano's actions on saturday night. Yes, most of us have had a wee in a discreet place (like a hedge) on a night out when caught short but you've got to pick the right place, and College Green clearly isn't one of those!! Add to that the On The Spot Fine for abusive language and you could easily come to the conclusion that our Deano may not have been at his best behaved in his celebrations of our win (or maybe he was drowning his sorrows for the howler he dropped, I don't know). Whatever, its now all been dealt with by both club and Police - job done, move on. Did ayone read the comments on the Evening Post article? Funny one from Jane (I think) at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citynut54 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 It is also a good fertiliser. You should get a prize for your large marrow. As opposed to a small Gerken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 As opposed to a small Gerken? If Deano is dropped on Saturday, will it be for his PISSistant mistakes, and will GJ tell Basso "Urine the team today" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted October 28, 2009 Admin Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I was surprised to learn he still needed to relieve himself after the FL Show had taken the piss out of him shortly beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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