screech Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 As this is turning into confession corner, I must confess that one Sunday afternoon I was on a very long walk with the dog, about half way round the walk, I needed a crap, so I dropped me kecks and had a dump in this very quiet lane, the dog looked disgusted with me. Still, I thought, I'd rather do that than shit me self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 As this is turning into confession corner, I must confess that one Sunday afternoon I was on a very long walk with the dog, about half way round the walk, I needed a crap, so I dropped me kecks and had a dump in this very quiet lane, the dog looked disgusted with me. Still, I thought, I'd rather do that than shit me self. That's the thing. You can't blame the owners, because they are only doing what comes naturally. It's the pets I blame. Any responsible dog should know that his owner is prone to do this sort of thing, so should have been prepared and carried a poop scoop so he could collect the offending dump in a plastic bag and then dispose of it properly. Bad dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markman Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 If Deano is dropped on Saturday, will it be for his PISSistant mistakes, and will GJ tell Basso "Urine the team today" ? Kingpin - this was funny and worthy of congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Sorry mates, been away and just found the thread. Wish Dean had peed over the prat on "the Championship" on saturday night, when he made the same tired old joke about our goalie. Fair enough we all said it when he was at Colchester but now he's our Deano. He must have been well fed up after his only real clanger of a mistake for us at Barnsley. So imagine how he felt hearing the same thing about his name for the millionth time on national TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 So you've never had a piss in public? EVER?not with me cock hanging out walking up Park street.No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BournemouthRed Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 The very least I'd hope for, is that he gets a decent song out of this. Amore.... When you're out in the street, And there's piss at your feet, That's Dean Gerken When you're fined lots of cash, Just for having a slash, That's Dean Gerken REPEAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 If you're going out - you know the availability of toilet faciltiies Yes, There aren't any. Should I stay in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Any bad press story is extra bad for club image at what is probably THE most important time in its History No, 1982 was THE most important time in our history. Thank you again, Terry Cooper and the Ashton Gate Eight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Must say the "Deano, show us your cock" chant from the east end had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boadle Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 We all dream of a team of Dean Gerkins, a team of Dean Gerkins. Having a number one, is Dean Gerkin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Must say the "Deano, show us your cock" chant from the east end had me laughing. His embarassed look to the skies was priceless..good that we can all (incl. Gerkin) see the humour in the situation and move on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m42 Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Fine to let off steam after a match, but getting arrested at 2.30 in the morning for indecency and bad language - that's totally unprofessional. When you gotta go, you gotta go! Just try not to get spotted. (pun intended) Reminds me a story Frankie Boyle tells in his standup (pun intended again). Whilst in a Glasgow taxi, he saw a drunk staggering along the street. The drunk stopped in a doorway, took a leak, then fished in his pocket, got out some keys & let himself in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Yes, There aren't any. Should I stay in? I'm sorry - was I talking to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tunley Legend Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Whatever your view on Gerkens actions lets thank our lucky stars that GJ took the most sensible course of action of all and kept him in the side yesterday. The lad almost single handedly earned us a point to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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