Randy Marsh Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Morning everyone. Basically I've never been a fan of all this malarkey but yesterday after the game two Blackburn female fans bumped into me when turning a corner, maybe accidently I'm not sure. They were laughing and enjoying themselves after their win. Being in a bad mood I didn't react so well and started on the pair, shoving one to the ground - don't worry they were at least 22 I'd say so it's cool. Anyway, it gave me a massive rush something I haven't felt for years so I think I'm ready to do it for real. Anyone know what the procedure is? Do I have to apply on a website or do I just rock up to the town and put the windows through at a Wetherspoons? Thanks in advance lads, I know how helpful this place is FIGHT FIGHT WHEREVER YOU MAY BE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Morning everyone. Basically I've never been a fan of all this malarkey but yesterday after the game two Blackburn female fans bumped into me when turning a corner, maybe accidently I'm not sure. They were laughing and enjoying themselves after their win. Being in a bad mood I didn't react so well and started on the pair, shoving one to the ground - don't worry they were at least 22 I'd say so it's cool. Anyway, it gave me a massive rush something I haven't felt for years so I think I'm ready to do it for real. Anyone know what the procedure is? Do I have to apply on a website or do I just rock up to the town and put the windows through at a Wetherspoons? Thanks in advance lads, I know how helpful this place is FIGHT FIGHT WHEREVER YOU MAY BE ! Should have dragged them by the hair to the nearest mud wrestling arena and got it on. Go and buy some Burberry first, and you want to start punching walls to harden up your knuckles. Report back with your progress, I want to see the outcome of this project you have taken on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke_bristol Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Modern hooliganism has changed a lot from its 80s heyday. These days the discerning City hooligan wouldn't be seen dead in any stand other than the EE. The standard modus operandi is to rush towards the netting separating the home and away fans when City score, ensuring you hang slightly back from the bigger lads then tell everyone on twitter how you gave it the big 'un and leyton orient's top firm were driven off the East End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted September 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Should have dragged them by the hair to the nearest mud wrestling arena and got it on. Go and buy some Burberry first, and you want to start punching walls to harden up your knuckles. Report back with your progress, I want to see the outcome of this project you have taken on. Cheers mate I will keep everyone updated. Not too keen on punching walls but if it'll impress I'll just have to get on with it. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 IF YOU WANNA STAY ALIVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Cheers mate I will keep everyone updated. Not too keen on punching walls but if it'll impress I'll just have to get on with it. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 IF YOU WANNA STAY ALIVE Good lad. You'll be pwoper nawty in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule The Waves Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 You need to fill out an application form, regularly available at the 3 Lions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Morning everyone. Basically I've never been a fan of all this malarkey but yesterday after the game two Blackburn female fans bumped into me when turning a corner, maybe accidently I'm not sure. They were laughing and enjoying themselves after their win. Being in a bad mood I didn't react so well and started on the pair, shoving one to the ground - don't worry they were at least 22 I'd say so it's cool. Anyway, it gave me a massive rush something I haven't felt for years so I think I'm ready to do it for real. Anyone know what the procedure is? Do I have to apply on a website or do I just rock up to the town and put the windows through at a Wetherspoons? Thanks in advance lads, I know how helpful this place is FIGHT FIGHT WHEREVER YOU MAY BE ! You, my friend, are in luck. Next up at Ashton Gate it's Leeds who have, as I believe the hooligan parlance goes, "a big crew". Indeed, you might be sitting next to one in the Dolman. I happen to know that post-Olympics,the hooligan massive have gone up-market. Therefore, if you are sitting next to a chap in a white shirt speaking in a Northern whine then just say "Listen old chap, not to bother you or anything, but this is our manor and you are right out of order. How about we move to the Park and have a duel of the old ten paces and draw type?" This could be the beginning of something extraordinary. PS executed_wolfie is the man "ITK" if you want to confirm choice of pistol before the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Modern hooliganism has changed a lot from its 80s heyday. These days the discerning City hooligan wouldn't be seen dead in any stand other than the EE. The standard modus operandi is to rush towards the netting separating the home and away fans when City score, ensuring you hang slightly back from the bigger lads then tell everyone on twitter how you gave it the big 'un and leyton orient's top firm were driven off the East End. ummm there has been more acts of violence in other stands (mainly the dolman stand) in the last 5 years than anything that ever happend in the EE which in the EE is next to nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted September 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 PS executed_wolfie is the man "ITK" if you want to confirm choice of pistol before the game. Is it okay to use guns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Is it okay to use guns? I wouldn't have thought so, I would imagine you would be labelled a slaaaaaaaag if you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Have you failed a CRB check recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFV1iFVJUoA Your training starts there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howey_ducky Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Morning everyone. Basically I've never been a fan of all this malarkey but yesterday after the game two Blackburn female fans bumped into me when turning a corner, maybe accidently I'm not sure. They were laughing and enjoying themselves after their win. Being in a bad mood I didn't react so well and started on the pair, shoving one to the ground - don't worry they were at least 22 I'd say so it's cool. Anyway, it gave me a massive rush something I haven't felt for years so I think I'm ready to do it for real. Anyone know what the procedure is? Do I have to apply on a website or do I just rock up to the town and put the windows through at a Wetherspoons? Thanks in advance lads, I know how helpful this place is FIGHT FIGHT WHEREVER YOU MAY BE ! Nice to see you're still under the influence this morning mate. how was the curry? did the waiters like your business plan of opening early to do breakfast? "would you cook pork?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeye Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I suggest all hooligans leave football alone and make their way to Afghanistan, Pakistan, Middle-East..... where they can put their 'manly' credentials through a 'real manly' test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke_bristol Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 ummm there has been more acts of violence in other stands (mainly the dolman stand) in the last 5 years than anything that ever happend in the EE which in the EE is next to nothing. Lots of wannabes in there, which was my (poorly made) point! I'm not disrespecting the EE, I was stood in it yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Massive CRINGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraham Romanovich Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Just heard from an old mucker, that some of the CLB (City Latte Brigade) lads are coming out of retirement just in case you young pups need a bit of direction. I remember the CLB being ran in '83 when we took a liberty with a traffic light near Millwall, to be fair we deserved it. We've forgotten more than most of you know, but once you've got the taste for some toe to toe, dodging the OB, keeping it ITK, and STILL using the gentleman's code (don't hit any scarfers, women or babies) then you can have a bit of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted September 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Massive CRINGE! The man in the know, they say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i hate you butler Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I suggest all hooligans leave football alone and make their way to Afghanistan, Pakistan, Middle-East..... where they can put their 'manly' credentials through a 'real manly' test oh hello wondered when you'd show up again cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted September 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 oh hello wondered when you'd show up again cock Fighting has no place in this thread. Take it elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarTheRed Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Morning everyone. Basically I've never been a fan of all this malarkey but yesterday after the game two Blackburn female fans bumped into me when turning a corner, maybe accidently I'm not sure. They were laughing and enjoying themselves after their win. Being in a bad mood I didn't react so well and started on the pair, shoving one to the ground - don't worry they were at least 22 I'd say so it's cool. Anyway, it gave me a massive rush something I haven't felt for years so I think I'm ready to do it for real. Anyone know what the procedure is? Do I have to apply on a website or do I just rock up to the town and put the windows through at a Wetherspoons? Thanks in advance lads, I know how helpful this place is FIGHT FIGHT WHEREVER YOU MAY BE ! You can always watch I.D. or maybe The Football Factory or even Green Street !!, You will be a well ard' top boy if you watch any of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Remember to give yourself a name like 'Dave the Ocelot'. You can then swap phone numbers with lots of fat blokes and arrange to meet up in some cack out-of-town pub and throw chairs at each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 You can always watch I.D. or maybe The Football Factory or even Green Street !!, You will be a well ard' top boy if you watch any of these Also Randy, when you knocked these 2 lasses to the ground I hope you quickly jumped up and down flapping your arms around like a baby bird trying to take off on a windy day.....looks much 'arder and proper naughty when you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Humble Realist Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I presume this thread is some sort of wind up. Might have been believable if the 2fans the OP 'started on' hadn't been female! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 If you can progress from pushing girls over to knocking little old men off their balance, you could have a bright future in the passionate world of FV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Lots of wannabes in there, which was my (poorly made) point! I'm not disrespecting the EE, I was stood in it yesterday Stood! Hooligan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter1991 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Just heard from an old mucker, that some of the CLB (City Latte Brigade) lads are coming out of retirement just in case you young pups need a bit of direction. I remember the CLB being ran in '83 when we took a liberty with a traffic light near Millwall, to be fair we deserved it. We've forgotten more than most of you know, but once you've got the taste for some toe to toe, dodging the OB, keeping it ITK, and STILL using the gentleman's code (don't hit any scarfers, women or babies) then you can have a bit of fun. Or toddlers! Don't forget the code. "Skinny Frappes" gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 The man in the know, they say? Care to expand my brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I'm no expert (I believe there are some on this forum though), but I believe the main attributes required are some kind of sartorial elegance and the ability to refer to 'top lads' whenever discussing the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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