Randy Marsh Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Hi Randy, I'd like to officially enrol myself and my 6 year old son into the Smashers however I've been told you wear full kit (inc. shin pads) to your 'meets'. I can't afford a City shirt because I've blown all my cash on poxy designer wear and Adidas Gazelles. Will this prevent me 'getting involved' or can I just turn up in a vest and pants? Regarding your poll, I think the answer is...yes, definitely. As they are Gazelles I will let you off this season. Also remember to come find me before we jump the Bradford fans as your son is entitled the Junior Smashers gift pack. Honestly they've gone down a right treat. Swiss Army knife, Jimmy Saville colouring in book. And more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Another excellent thread from Randy Marsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 i'll be there at the Crewe game with my promotion foam finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 As they are Gazelles I will let you off this season. Also remember to come find me before we jump the Bradford fans as your son is entitled the Junior Smashers gift pack. Honestly they've gone down a right treat. Swiss Army knife, Jimmy Saville colouring in book. And more! Thanks Randy, I've seen the film 'ID' so I know what's expected of us. I won't let you down by getting all lemony and mugging you off like a drylunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Smash any of those Ashton & Backwell tarts up last night Randy? They've had it coming for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Smash any of those Ashton & Backwell tarts up last night Randy? They've had it coming for years I'm banned from community events mate. Have to go to a station and sign in, then remain there until its all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Murraysrightplum Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Can we do the long awaited L1, JPT, Champions league and FA cup quadruple this season? I reckon so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Can we do the long awaited L1, JPT, Champions league and FA cup quadruple this season? I reckon so. I don't think we will win the Champions League. I'd settle for the League Cup instead and add in the Gloucs Cup too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I don't think we will win the Champions League. I'd settle for the League Cup instead and add in the Gloucs Cup too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin in Qatar Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Not sure we'll get promoted this season, perhaps next season? or he one after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Swallocks Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I think it will be on the last day of the season but only because we get deducted 30 points for repeated crowd trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the b's Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I can't answer, I can't answer that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 None of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 This is one of the problems with our fanbase, we have a bit of positivity pre season and it turns into full blown arrogance! There are 24 clubs in League One and we've just rebuilt! We still may have some more players coming and going, they are young and will take time to gel and develop into a team capable of playing the football that SOD likes his teams to play so the idea that we're a shoo in for promotion is just expecting too much too soon. We may achieve promotion but it's more than likely it will not be this season. I'm all for optimism but I think expecting promotion is only going to ruin a lot of the expectations and leave the fans resenting SOD before he and the club have had a real chance to turn the club around and get it going forward with some real momentum. Another problem with our fan base is the willingness to step up on pedestals and not be able to take something as a bit of fun as it is clearly intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Should add a sub-poll - "When will this thread be referenced on the Gash forum?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 As they are Gazelles I will let you off this season. Also remember to come find me before we jump the Bradford fans as your son is entitled the Junior Smashers gift pack. Honestly they've gone down a right treat. Swiss Army knife, Jimmy Saville colouring in book. And more! Note to Randy: I'll be turning 50 in a couple of weeks' time and was wondering if I would qualify for membership of the Senior Smashers. My brother's a couple of years older than me and might also be interested. I'm not sure what the "culture" is like in that part of your organisation but I'm sure we can adapt. Is it all flasks of tea and Giles Brandreth jumpers or more of a swallow tattoo on the neck sort of affair? We would be up for it either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Squirrel Kingdom Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Last time we were promoted immediately after relegation was at the end of the 1922/23 season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Note to Randy: I'll be turning 50 in a couple of weeks' time and was wondering if I would qualify for membership of the Senior Smashers. My brother's a couple of years older than me and might also be interested. I'm not sure what the "culture" is like in that part of your organisation but I'm sure we can adapt. Is it all flasks of tea and Giles Brandreth jumpers or more of a swallow tattoo on the neck sort of affair? We would be up for it either way. Hi RZ, thank you for your interest. We're cool with you joining. Just don't do a Blue on us (that's Blue from the hit film Old School). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Last time we were promoted immediately after relegation was at the end of the 1922/23 season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Our licks gotta change soon then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 How about a dreadful first half of the season,just above the relegation places in new year with SOD disappearing into the sunset hand-in-hand with Lady Ga Ga?...Of course I'm fishing-Lady Ga Ga is with John Craven and we all know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 I normally ignore theses but some one just broke my city mug this morning (funniest thing I've seen) and last time that happened we got promoted..........is it a sign or should I just sack the juggler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Typical negative fans. Some of you idiots predicting march and April. IMHO I think that after our first game, Sep Blatter, Bobby Moore, Martin Luther King, George Best, The Footballer previously know as Prince, the CEO of woodbine and the right honourable gentleman Frank Bruno will vote in favour of electing us straight into the intergalactic Johnny Foreigner league (aka The Premiershipleaguetablegroup). We will reside at our new stadium in Ashton Vale, a stadium so new and radical in design that it's hidden under a giant dog turd, the turd has a special capsule that is broken when a match needs to be played, after the capsule is broken a sleeping gas descends on the nimby folk of Ashton Vale. The giant turd splits into 4 providing luxury sofa like seating for 97,423, after each game when the tea lady (whose actually a man.......shhhhhhh) dries her last cup and leaves the ground turns back to a giant turd and all are happy. The end........or is it just the beginning. Peace out brothers and my little sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyderiup Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Hi RZ, thank you for your interest. We're cool with you joining. Just don't do a Blue on us (that's Blue from the hit film Old School). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Should add a sub-poll - "When will this thread be referenced on the Gash forum?" No, Im sorry EB, I don't believe for one second that they are so ******* dense that they would read this stuff, think we are serious and start a thread in their General Sport section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 No, Im sorry EB, I don't believe for one second that they are so ******* dense that they would read this stuff, think we are serious and start a thread in their General Sport section. Why not mate, several of our own fans seem to think it's a serious topic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Typical negative fans. Some of you idiots predicting march and April. IMHO I think that after our first game, Sep Blatter, Bobby Moore, Martin Luther King, George Best, The Footballer previously know as Prince, the CEO of woodbine and the right honourable gentleman Frank Bruno will vote in favour of electing us straight into the intergalactic Johnny Foreigner league (aka The Premiershipleaguetablegroup). We will reside at our new stadium in Ashton Vale, a stadium so new and radical in design that it's hidden under a giant dog turd, the turd has a special capsule that is broken when a match needs to be played, after the capsule is broken a sleeping gas descends on the nimby folk of Ashton Vale. The giant turd splits into 4 providing luxury sofa like seating for 97,423, after each game when the tea lady (whose actually a man.......shhhhhhh) dries her last cup and leaves the ground turns back to a giant turd and all are happy. The end........or is it just the beginning. Peace out brothers and my little sister. Source?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 www.brfcforum.co.uk/index.php?/topic/110476-when-will-city-go-up/#entry331628 This was the aim. Knew I could rely on them. They're so ******* backward. EDIT - I don't know how to link on my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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