Malago Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 In the bedroom stakes, she's always going to be the one on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Well, I wouldn't let my daughter marry a Gashead Sorry to sound prejudiced, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Has he had his stag do yet? It might be a good opportunity to send him far away. Could drop him off in china or something and see if he gets to the church in time. Just a thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Has he had his stag do yet? It might be a good opportunity to send him far away. Could drop him off in china or something and see if he gets to the church in time. Just a thought He's probably gone right of Stag do's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Is it a 70's themed wedding,I mean what with him and gas mates turning up in donkey jackets and 20 hole doc's it's sure going to seem like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Have his Wedding Ring engraved with the City Crest? Maybe slip in a comment about him marrying someone who is 2 Divisions out of his League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandare 1966 Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Just just grin and bare it . I got a friend or to that are gas they are ok just a bit deluded . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Make it clear you feel it is your solemn grand paternal duty to ensure any offspring are brought up as Bristol City fans, not blighted by any allegiance to a miserable, failing and universally despised club, and they WILL be. Presumably his own conversion to the Red side was a condition of giving your blessing anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBibs Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Tell him he's a better person than your daughter..............as he's not married to a Gashead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBibs Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 And surely something about pulling someone way out of his lleague Sorry: RedSabbath already said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Maybe a chorus of "who are the people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Nothing a straijt jacket can handle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Sing.. "she sang, my old man became aware I was marrying a Rovers fan, I said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catcott_red1 Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Tell them that you wish that their marriage lasts as long as it will take Rovers to be back in City's League. Heartfelt, funny and insulting to Gasheads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Look around where the reception is to be held and announce; "Ideal for a CONFERENCE, don't you think"? Approach the groom with such comments as "Life goes on eh"? "Good to see you can still have fun amidst the despair all around you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavlin Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Start the speech by asking " Can everyone get there phones out, right can the blue half make a conference call while the rest of us talk about the football league"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I can't add anything to this thread, I've ran out of likes or I would award you all one. Threads like this are a good part of the forum, so thanks for those. I'll even forgive Woodsy for making me spit out my drink on my screen for his horse concern. I'd like to thank the Gas for making me smile so much for he past few months and providing so much fun without intending to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Net Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 On November 1st my Daughter gets hitched to a gashead ,she has been brought up as a red, and attended several games in her younger days. Before deciding that football was not for her .Now with half the room full of our blue friends just wondered if anyone has any ideas of what subtle jokes i could slip in my speech without causing another pitch invasion.... Tell the Groom that he should actually be at AFC Telford with the 6,999 loyal Gasheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidersnotjustforbreakfast Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 It's never too late ! take him down the ' lions ' for an exorcism ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I can't add anything to this thread, I've ran out of likes or I would award you all one. Threads like this are a good part of the forum, so thanks for those. I'll even forgive Woodsy for making me spit out my drink on my screen for his horse concern. I'd like to thank the Gas for making me smile so much for he past few months and providing so much fun without intending to Ha, sorry M! I live to give! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 It's never too late ! take him down the ' lions ' for an exorcism ! Yep. Throw him to the 'Lions'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Just a few house rules you need to establish. No donkey jackets, flares, polyester or supermarket suits. Personal hygiene: shower before event; no full beards. Security: no Rovers fans to be allowed unattended with ' normal' guests. Women and children to be accompanied at all times. Can't be too careful mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledinwatford Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Match.com E harmony anybodyelsewilldo.com Don't give up hope - she can do better - there's still time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 ask the dj to play " one for the Bristol City" as a request for the groom. Happened at a friends wedding, ended up in a sing off with the grooms mother singing goodnight Irene and me singing one for the bristol city. I won but was slightly embarrassed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 You could probably shoehorn a joke about the top table in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwicolin Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 On November 1st my Daughter gets hitched to a gashead ,she has been brought up as a red, and attended several games in her younger days. Before deciding that football was not for her .Now with half the room full of our blue friends just wondered if anyone has any ideas of what subtle jokes i could slip in my speech without causing another pitch invasion.... So she decided that football was not for her. so that's why she is marring a gashead then !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cottsciderarmy Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 No father would say it but a classic could be , My daughter told me she wanted to marry him, as she knew he was a keeper when he seemed to go down regularly. You should have a word with the lad and say you can only marry my daughter if you agree to a red suit at the wedding and name your first two boys Colin and Daniel. If you agree to these terms and have one for the Bristol City played as she walks down the aisle, then I might and only might consider letting you marry my daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Is the Horse joke ever going to end? I saw one of our own fans punch a Horse at the end of last season in front of the Atyeo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.