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The Gasbuster

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"Horses for Courses"

W.T.F. is that all about ??!!

(perhaps one of our resident 14ers might enlighten us ?)

It means something along the lines of 'each to their own', I think, or maybe pick the right horse for the right course? Maybe you say tomato, I say tomato? I don't know.

That ******* 'my bad' I did once reach an explanation for, but I've gone an forgotton what it was now. My bad.

Oh.........my............God........ for that alone Jennifer Anniston should be shot at short range, in the head.

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American versions of words we use such as butt for arse, poop for poo, guy's pants for men's trousers.....

Also putting super in front of words eg "I'm super excited that I'm an idiot"

The word "awesome"

The insult "douche bag"

"My bad"

Women who say " kinda gal" eg "I'm a Pinot Grigio kinda gal"

The word "amazeballs"

That thing when people put parts of a famous couple's names together to make one word to refer to them as. Also the shortening of a persons first and second name eg SUPO fro Sue Pollard

"pwappa nawty"

All of these make me furious. There's many more as well

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When someone says something to you that is totally understandable and straight forward which is then followed by...

Does that make sense?

Arrrrgh.

People using that "if you like" expression is a little overly needy, as well. Do you mean what you say, or are you fishing for certification of it?

I respect more "this could be bollocks, but...".

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I'm not being funny, but.....

(there then follows a sentence or two which clearly DOES involve being "funny").

That gets on my tits, as does...

"So I turned around and said 'blah blah blah'...so SHE turned around and said..." ******* face each other when you talk you chav morons.

"I'm not being racist, but...." followed by something incredibly racist.

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"Cool".

 

Non-morons use alternative expressions e.g:-

 

That is very good indeed,

 

I am pleased this situation has presented itself,

 

Yes, it would be lovely to get together this friday evening,

 

Your motor vehicle is certainly visually pleasing to the eye,

 

etc, etc.

 

 

'Cool'.

 

 

TFR

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Welsh people - mainly - saying "I've got to be honest ........ "

 

WTF does this say about them, when every sentence starts like this?

 

The alternative being ........ "I'm going to talk complete b*******s to you"??

 

"I tell constant streams of lies most of the day"??

 

WHAT IS THEIR POINT EXACTLY??

 

 

TFR

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Welsh people - mainly - saying "I've got to be honest ........ "

 

WTF does this say about them, when every sentence starts like this?

 

The alternative being ........ "I'm going to talk complete b*******s to you"??

 

"I tell constant streams of lies most of the day"??

 

WHAT IS THEIR POINT EXACTLY??

 

 

TFR

 

Don't forget they like to put "it is" at the end of a sentence.

 

"Oh hello, it's Dai Jones here, it is". :facepalm:

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