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The Fat Controller Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I used to stalk a chap in M&S. Left him aftershave, cash and watches around the store. I also invited him out for dinner but he didn't show up. Worst night ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I have been going to Ashton Gate virtually every game since the early seventies, but the last time I paid to get in was in 1982. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Swallocks Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Before this thread I didn't know I was born a woman. But I do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I am the unexpected item in your bagging* area. *supermarket bagging area, before you start blaming me for that nasty itch that won't go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 This was supposed to be a serious thread. **** you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I have been going to Ashton Gate virtually every game since the early seventies, but the last time I paid to get in was in 1982. Can't wait for the conspiracy theories on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I have been going to Ashton Gate virtually every game since the early seventies, but the last time I paid to get in was in 1982. You on the Turnstiles or summink? I have worked for one of Bristol City's past shirt sponsors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 If I told you one thing about me that you didn't know, you would then know it. I would then have to tell you something else, but then you'd know that too. This would simply result in an endless biography of myself leaving nothing to the art of mystery. You'd know more about me than I did, which would be impressive considering I'm the one dealing the facts. What you don't know about me is that I'm great fun at parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Is fordy related to Hopesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben4BCFC Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I bought all the black away socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Is fordy related to Hopesy. Cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUTOR Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I stole Notterz drum stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 If I told you who I was, I'd have to kill you all. You see, I'm an agent of the CI... OH SHIT! This is going to take a while. Form an orderly queue, please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted May 14, 2015 Admin Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 As a child I destroyed my parents' vinyl collection. As a child I enjoyed playing frisbee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I have no sense of smell whatsoever. Lost it due to a head injury as a child. True story that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUTOR Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I have no sense of smell whatsoever. Lost it due to a head injury as a child. True story that! Lucky bugger Could of done with that in E block this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I have no sense of smell whatsoever. Lost it due to a head injury as a child. True story that! How do you smell........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 My names not Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted May 14, 2015 Admin Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'm no relation of Red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I have no sense of smell whatsoever. Lost it due to a head injury as a child. True story that! Was that anything to do with vomitories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'm not Rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I am the unexpected item in your bagging* area. *supermarket bagging area, before you start blaming me for that nasty itch that won't go away. I've given up on using automatic checkouts. OK, it can take a while to get served by a human. However, I have a strong suspicion that, if I ever go totally apeshit and massacre a not insignificant number of people, it will have been provoked by an automatic checkout. "EAT LEAD, UNEXPECTED ITEM!" No, it's not worth it for the chance of saving a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenkibby. Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I could only kick with my left foot,{maradona} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Lucky bugger Could of done with that in E block this season. Sometimes it's good, but not for example when I drink/eat stuff that's off and then get ill, or a more extreme example would have been when I nearly blew up the street I once lived in when there was a gas leak and I almost turned the lights in the house on before someone stopped me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Was that anything to do with vomitories? BANNED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'm Spartacus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverRed Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'm unan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 How is your taste? Sometimes taste is suppressed when a sense of smell is lost. With or without losing a sense of smell makes life pretty hard and something is missing. One becomes accustomed to it I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 How is your taste? Sometimes taste is suppressed when a sense of smell is lost. With or without losing a sense of smell makes life pretty hard and something is missing. One becomes accustomed to it I suppose. Pretty much no sense of taste either cos 75% of your sense of taste is actually smell I like/dislike food based on its texture mainly, and what it looks like As you say, I'm used to it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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