handsofclay Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 My ex was called Irene, but preferred her middle name Teresa, so I encouraged her to use that instead, which she still does more than 20 years later. Plus, she had two young kids at the time I met her called David and Kelly and had her milk delivered by Dunford Dairies...which I also put a stop to. she also lived a couple of streets away from the Gas club shop on Two Mile Hill. I kid you not, I suddenly started to believe in the existence of a God and that he liked playing sick jokes on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 We had more tribal dancers at our wedding (12) than wedding guests (1). We made up for it with the party when we got back though.... You got married in Cinderford yet your guests couldn't be bothered to turn up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Marina Dolman took me to my first ever City match. Edit- I don't really have a Rolls Royce but I do have a girlfriend called Marina whose surname isn't Dolman .Are you Troy Tempest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bill Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 My names not Bill. Mine is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Are you Troy Tempest? It's a no strings attached sort of relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semblar Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 You got married in Cinderford yet your guests couldn't be bothered to turn up? Not quite...just north of Mombasa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Not quite...just north of Mombasa So is Cinderford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I see fat people............. Stop looking at me, you perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule The Waves Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I am the resurrection and I am alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireSection Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I love in the UFO capital of Europe, 12 days ago I was awoken by a ridulous bright light, I could see my skeletal frame from as if I was above myself, lying in the phoetal position I was convulsing violently. I woke up with a violent headache and severe muscle soreness in my major muscle groups, the dog is now obsessed with the top of my head where I have a small bump. 12 days on and I haven't slept a wink. All of the above is actually true, no bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince82 Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I have actually been following city since 81 (not 82 as per my user name), only found this out recently after looking at an old fixture list and realised my mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashtonboy Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I have been going to Ashton Gate virtually every game since the early seventies, but the last time I paid to get in was in 1982. You are that violent old female steward who likes beating up young city fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 When I was a young lad I did actually go out with a sweet 17 year old girl called Rosie... It didn't last when the old man caught us in the hay barn. Threshing machine... Threshing machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I did the scouting report on Everton for our FA Cup Tie versus Joe Royles 'Dogs Of War' in 199? (Battered them and lost 1-0 to a long range Matt Jackson strike) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I am on YouTube in my undercrackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I shower when I need one - that's pretty much everyday after I've downed the gin. ...really? Who cares?... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz I amended your post slightly just to make it a little bit more interesting, ..hope you don't mind? .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I did the scouting report on Everton for our FA Cup Tie versus Joe Royles 'Dogs Of War' in 199? (Battered them and lost 1-0 to a long range Matt Jackson strike)m You didn't really did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eynsham Red Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I'm Spartacus! No.... I'm Spartacus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Not once have i hid cider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Sparti-Bob Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 No.... I'm Spartacus! You're both wrong, I'm Sparticus or Sparti-Bob, or Sparti-something, I forget... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I know what Aizoon means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eynsham Red Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 You're both wrong, I'm Sparticus or Sparti-Bob, or Sparti-something, I forget... Oh. Maybe I'm Lord Lucan then, or maybe Shergar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider_boy Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I am Aden Flint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider_boy Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 or maybe Steve Cotterill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 m You didn't really did you? I did Fordy Absolutely true Fully appreciate your sceptecism but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I did Fordy Absolutely true Fully appreciate your sceptecism but true. That's quite impressive. I like it. You obviously didn't scout centre halves ability to smash 30 yard volleys well enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 That's quite impressive. I like it. You obviously didn't scout centre halves ability to smash 30 yard volleys well enough. Thanks - apologies if it came across as c0ck n bull Just chucked,it,in as some may find it a unusual one I was lucky to have some involvement with City and some other clubs in late 80s And no - I'm not famous, ex player or someone that anyone would know ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I know what Aizoon means.No you don't. You only post what Horace tells you to post. He is the master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Deb's Pulis.........I sorted her plumbing out when Tony was playing away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 No you don't. You only post what Horace tells you to post. He is the master. I, for one, welcome our new insectivorous masters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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