Aizoon Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Was that anything to do with vomitories?Solved this problem once before, (God, I wish people would pay attention) ..... The offending term sounds very much like vomit trees .... Therefore I propose that forthwith we adopt the word... Sycamore's ... as an agreeable less stomach-churning projectile puke, hot stinking carrot bit infested, fermenting acidic putrid bile soup producing alternative to the never to be repeated term vomitories! Quite impressed with how a little thought around a problematic situation often 'throws up' a simple solution. Oh yeah, for the record I'm seldom happy and I can't foo king whistle a tune to save my bleedin' life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballwinningcentrehalf Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I've won penalties at both Ashton Gate and the Memorial Stadium in Bristol Derbies v Rovers. More forum team than first team though, admittedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheasant plucker Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I don't ACTUALLY have a stump. My most humble apologies xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I am winning the lottery next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am the mole Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 My name derives from me being a spy for a couple of decades give or take a couple of years I have been working my way up as an advisor to an senior board member whom I have major sway with. I do this on the premise of destroying the gas and the millions of gas heads once and for all and I have been pretty successful at it. My first bit of advice was to sack Paul Trollope for he was bring stability and we can't be having that. From then on in I knew I had them right where I wanted them I told them last season that they was to big to be relegated and I orchestrated john ward going up stairs and dopey Darrel taking over with no transfer window. And it was I who told them to get a wonga loan and to mortgage it against the mem! I'm also very active on their forum inciting division and unrest amongst its users even more so than I use otib, many on there consider me a friend but know nothing of my destructive ways!!!!! I will not stop until they've gone bust!!!!!! Mwah hahaha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I've been to Asia, Africa and the Americas but never been to Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I try not to be rude but I am old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I have no sense of smell whatsoever. Lost it due to a head injury as a child. True story that! How do know when you need a shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I shot JR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I am Lindbergh Baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 How do know when you need a shower? She says goodbye to a Gashead or Manc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I used to be the Milky Bar kid, the man from Del Monte and Darth Vader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooRya Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I see dead people...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 How do know when you need a shower? I am ultra paranoid about the possibility I might smell, so make sure I never do. Besides, you don't need to know if you smell before you have a wash, it's just a normal thing, or do you wait that long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I have a huge collection of food vouchers ,all addressed to Bristol Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I always have a sit down wee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I always have a sit down wee. Name me someone who doesn't enjoy a sit down wee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I just saved money with moneysupermarket and now I feel epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Name me someone who doesn't enjoy a sit down wee.My five year old, he likes to spray everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I played at Wembley in the FA Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Marina Dolman took me to my first ever City match. Edit- I don't really have a Rolls Royce but I do have a girlfriend called Marina whose surname isn't Dolman . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I was one of the cameramen who filmed the fake American moon landings in a studio. We made some basic mistakes, such as multiple shadow angles, but it was a rush job on a small budget. I've been living in hiding on a desert island ever since, as those involved have all had suspicious accidents. Now that I've said I'm on an island I've decided to move to....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooooossshhhh Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I once got assaulted on the pitch by an opposition supporter during a Welsh Cup match. OK, it was the mother of their right winger...... and I'd just put him into Row F - still a bit harsh, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I am ultra paranoid about the possibility I might smell, so make sure I never do. Besides, you don't need to know if you smell before you have a wash, it's just a normal thing, or do you wait that long? I shower when I need one - that's pretty much everyday after I've been down the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I was one of the cameramen who filmed the fake American moon landings in a studio. We made some basic mistakes, such as multiple shadow angles, but it was a rush job on a small budget. I've been living in hiding on a desert island ever since, as those involved have all had suspicious accidents. Now that I've said I'm on an island I've decided to move to....... Mem stadium where anonymity is assured. Edited for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the b's Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semblar Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 We had more tribal dancers at our wedding (12) than wedding guests (1). We made up for it with the party when we got back though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I am Lindbergh Baby Couldn't you have spoken up before that German carpenter took the rap and went to the electric chair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Name me someone who doesn't enjoy a sit down wee. Stephen Hawking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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