Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 How much injury time will there be?Are any of the guests leaving early?Can Woodsy manage a late late equaliser?Are the pies any good?What train was Aizoon on?Did the bridesmaids go 3-5-2?Did the bride wear purple and lime? All important match day questions not covered on this thread. It's not good enough and just goes to show what happen when Havanatopia doesn't start things off the right way. Did the vicar send anyone off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 What is Woodsy's new surname now that he is married? As as for match ratings, I'd give his missus one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrobbin Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 This woodsy must have A VERY BIG … personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 What is Woodsy's new surname now that he is married? Massive ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Did the vicar send anyone off?If he did, did the congregation chant " who's the *******, who's the *******, who's the ******* in the black?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Ok, so lets look at this and come up with an account of the days play.Woodsy is in the starting line-up and hopes to score on his debut.He has his instructions to terrorise the opposition and rip them apart down the middle. Suddenly a ball comes in from the left but he shoots one prematurely a foot wide and into the gathered home crowd, This has caused a sticky situation as Uncle Tetbury has taken one to the right temple. Not to be downhearted Woodsy is now up and running with confidence and now as another opportunity is created and comes in over the top he deposits it into the onion bag with aplomb. He's scored at last and is off down the right on a celebration only his Granny would be proud of. Now full of confidence we can only recall those days when he was always a tad loose at the rear but would always take one for his team mates.His progression from being an outright flanker to a "fox in the box" is nothing short of astounding.He's up and away and on the voyage to becoming a legend in his own lunchtime.Good luck fella !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 If he did, did the congregation chant " who's the *******, who's the *******, who's the ******* in the black?"woodsy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Where is woodsy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Where is woodsy?!Rumour has it he is in hiding as she said No..No...No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Blimey - I am honoured to have my own thread on here! Can I just confirm the bloke in the pic isn't me, although he looks more like Max Branding than I do @Super! Mrs Woodsy did say 'yes, yes, yes' I can happily report. In true newly wed style, the good lady is watching Dexter, whilst I listen to the football....and I've got a pass for the England game tomorrow night too. Not only got married on international weekend, as the girls are back at school we're going to do the honeymoon in May, after the season is finishedUpstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing - she's a good 'un! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou-peters-dive Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Just like to say congratulations to Mr and Mrs Woodsy. May all your wishes come true. By the way Cam is way better than Tetbury.Would never frequent the Snooty Fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooooossshhhh Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Blimey - I am honoured to have my own thread on here! Can I just confirm the bloke in the pic isn't me, although he looks more like Max Branding than I do @Super! Mrs Woodsy did say 'yes, yes, yes' I can happily report. In true newly wed style, the good lady is watching Dexter, whilst I listen to the football....and I've got a pass for the England game tomorrow night too. Not only got married on international weekend, as the girls are back at school we're going to do the honeymoon in May, after the season is finishedUpstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing - she's a good 'un!Good work, fella. Seriously all the best for the future. Feel free to pm any (ahem) matchday photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenkibby. Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 The blokes not you but is the women your wife ?Brum 0 v 2 City. Have I got this thread right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Double Post.. something wrong with the 'quote' button chaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Brum 0 v 2 City. Have I got this thread right?Nope you got the thread wrong fella, I start those serious threads remember? duhhhhh....This thread is about City who went to Talinn for a friendly and definitely scored a few.Woodsy is on his way back and will give us the full report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 The blokes not you but is the women your wife ?Ha - should've made that clear, that isn't Mrs Woodsy either!! Isn't that Melinda Messanger?? Not my cup of tea, I'd much rather have the missus than that piece of plastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not sure if this will work - but to put the rumours to bed, and for anyone on here who I've pissed off over the years and feel like they want to give me a slap next time they see me.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not sure if this will work - but to put the rumours to bed, and for anyone on here who I've pissed off over the years and feel like they want to give me a slap next time they see me.....! Ok, but which one is you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Just like to say congratulations to Mr and Mrs Woodsy. May all your wishes come true. By the way Cam is way better than Tetbury.Would never frequent the Snooty Fox. You need to stop smoking crack........ We wouldn't let any Cam in the Snooty Fox....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not sure if this will work - but to put the rumours to bed, and for anyone on here who I've pissed off over the years and feel like they want to give me a slap next time they see me.....! 4 Ladies and a Bloke from Crimewatch.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Ok, but which one is you ?I'm the one who looks like Max Branning.....apparently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 You need to stop smoking crack........ We wouldn't let any Cam in the Snooty Fox....... I got kicked out of there one night, was a Listers do.....as the bloke on the Fast Show used to say, I was very, very drunk. Fair to say the locals didn't warm to me, I suspect Massive was possibly one of them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 I got kicked out of there one night, was a Listers do.....as the bloke on the Fast Show used to say, I was very, very drunk. Fair to say the locals didn't warm to me, I suspect Massive was possibly one of them!!Now you have revealed your secret identity... there will be a wanted poster of you in there from opening time today.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Wow def punching above your weight there Woodsy!! Great picture mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Now you have revealed your secret identity... there will be a wanted poster of you in there from opening time today.... I had hair when the incident happened, they'd never believe it was the same bloke!Wow def punching above your weight there Woodsy!! Great picture mateHa, I'm often told that I'm punching above my weight....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not sure if this will work - but to put the rumours to bed, and for anyone on here who I've pissed off over the years and feel like they want to give me a slap next time they see me.....! Congrats to you all. What a smashing lil family!BTW, did you have food vouchers and somewhere to put your beer down? If so, might be worth sending a tweet to Dave Lloyd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Congrats to you all. What a smashing lil family!BTW, did you have food vouchers and somewhere to put your beer down? If so, might be worth sending a tweet to Dave Lloyd... Thank you!We had food left over, even a couple of ciders....having that for my tea tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 You certainly have your work cut out in your household mate! You're well outnumbered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted September 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Woodsy, can I have your tie for work please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 You certainly have your work cut out in your household mate! You're well outnumbered!Oh yeah, I'm screwed mate. Must have been Genghis Khan in a previous lifeWoodsy, can I have your tie for work please?All hired Fordy, sorry mate! It's a beaut ain't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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