Fordy62 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Predictions? 12th minute: @TETBURY MASSIVE steps in to declare his undying love after the "does anyone here present know of any lawful impediment as to why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony?" And declares "but I love him!" Good luck @Woodsy #punchingabovehisweight (and yes I'm bored on international break weekend) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 It's a No from me..... I couldn't bring myself to lower my standards to have someone from Cam.... In all fairness I wish him all the best and hope they have a happy and enjoyable life together.As a wedding gift I will refrain from bullying him until 9:00 am Monday morning.Have a great day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Has he scored yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 He's only signed on loan until Jan!Congrats Mr & Mrs Woodsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelRobartes Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 I hear that ROG will be making a special appearance to kick the cake between the posts in the 84th minute before being mobbed by DOC, Axel and the rest whilst Vickery, Paul and co. look on disbelieving.Congratulations dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Congratulations!And respect, for ensuring it happened on an international break weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 I heard she wants a move to Fulham for personal reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Condensed Version Tetbury Massive has come out as gay and lives in a shithole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 She'll probably end up with QPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Duck Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 sc said please stay to the end. Have a great day to you both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Condensed Version Tetbury Massive has come out as gay and lives in a shitholebehave yourself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 behave yourself..... Woodsy said so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 How much injury time will there be?Are any of the guests leaving early?Can Woodsy manage a late late equaliser?Are the pies any good?What train was Aizoon on?Did the bridesmaids go 3-5-2?Did the bride wear purple and lime? All important match day questions not covered on this thread. It's not good enough and just goes to show what happen when Havanatopia doesn't start things off the right way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Zzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Congrats to you both x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 There is a rumour coming up the valley that she gave it the big Aden Flint......I reckon she discovered what Cam is really like..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 photoshop (I have no idea who she is) or is she actually his Mrs but suffers from farts of an unbearable stench on a regular basis that nobody else can deal with..?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Whooooossshhhh Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Just gone 8pm and Woodsy has not bothered to come on the forum yet. Pull yourself together, man. What the hell is keeping you? Fully expect a "Just got back" report by 1030pm please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Just gone 8pm and Woodsy has not bothered to come on the forum yet. Pull yourself together, man. What the hell is keeping you? Fully expect a "Just got back" report by 1030pm please.More likely to be "just arrived" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 More likely to be "just arrived"Team ratings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Whooooossshhhh Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Anyone know how many we took? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Just gone 8pm and Woodsy has not bothered to come on the forum yet. Pull yourself together, man. What the hell is keeping you? Fully expect a "Just got back" report by 1030pm please.Was thinking the same myself. I hope he hasn't lost track of his priorities / obligations etc. Also, WHY WASN'T I INVITED YOU ARSE ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Apart from that ............... Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Must also say that I am well impressed that this is happening during the International break and shows true dedication to the cause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Congratulations ,all together now . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 It will never last... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Woodsy, new City fan on the way shortly no doubt. Mrs. the Bad set out for deepest Gloucestershire - somewhere near Tetbury - at lunchtime to attend the wedding of a female workmate of hers. Someone I've never met so I wasn't invited.Seeing this thread I'm beginning to wonder if she's witnessed the Woodsy Nuptials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Anyone know how many we took?no,I know how many she took on her hen night tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfred Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 More likely to be "just arrived"Or 'just got in'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Woodsy is coming soon apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 How much injury time will there be?Are any of the guests leaving early?Can Woodsy manage a late late equaliser?Are the pies any good?What train was Aizoon on?Did the bridesmaids go 3-5-2?Did the bride wear purple and lime? All important match day questions not covered on this thread. It's not good enough and just goes to show what happen when Havanatopia doesn't start things off the right way. Did the vicar send anyone off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 What is Woodsy's new surname now that he is married? As as for match ratings, I'd give his missus one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redrobbin Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 This woodsy must have A VERY BIG … personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 What is Woodsy's new surname now that he is married? Massive ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Did the vicar send anyone off?If he did, did the congregation chant " who's the *******, who's the *******, who's the ******* in the black?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Ok, so lets look at this and come up with an account of the days play.Woodsy is in the starting line-up and hopes to score on his debut.He has his instructions to terrorise the opposition and rip them apart down the middle. Suddenly a ball comes in from the left but he shoots one prematurely a foot wide and into the gathered home crowd, This has caused a sticky situation as Uncle Tetbury has taken one to the right temple. Not to be downhearted Woodsy is now up and running with confidence and now as another opportunity is created and comes in over the top he deposits it into the onion bag with aplomb. He's scored at last and is off down the right on a celebration only his Granny would be proud of. Now full of confidence we can only recall those days when he was always a tad loose at the rear but would always take one for his team mates.His progression from being an outright flanker to a "fox in the box" is nothing short of astounding.He's up and away and on the voyage to becoming a legend in his own lunchtime.Good luck fella !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Where is woodsy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Where is woodsy?!Rumour has it he is in hiding as she said No..No...No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Blimey - I am honoured to have my own thread on here! Can I just confirm the bloke in the pic isn't me, although he looks more like Max Branding than I do @Super! Mrs Woodsy did say 'yes, yes, yes' I can happily report. In true newly wed style, the good lady is watching Dexter, whilst I listen to the football....and I've got a pass for the England game tomorrow night too. Not only got married on international weekend, as the girls are back at school we're going to do the honeymoon in May, after the season is finishedUpstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing - she's a good 'un! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lou-peters-dive Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Just like to say congratulations to Mr and Mrs Woodsy. May all your wishes come true. By the way Cam is way better than Tetbury.Would never frequent the Snooty Fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Whooooossshhhh Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Blimey - I am honoured to have my own thread on here! Can I just confirm the bloke in the pic isn't me, although he looks more like Max Branding than I do @Super! Mrs Woodsy did say 'yes, yes, yes' I can happily report. In true newly wed style, the good lady is watching Dexter, whilst I listen to the football....and I've got a pass for the England game tomorrow night too. Not only got married on international weekend, as the girls are back at school we're going to do the honeymoon in May, after the season is finishedUpstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing - she's a good 'un!Good work, fella. Seriously all the best for the future. Feel free to pm any (ahem) matchday photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenkibby. Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 The blokes not you but is the women your wife ?Brum 0 v 2 City. Have I got this thread right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Double Post.. something wrong with the 'quote' button chaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Brum 0 v 2 City. Have I got this thread right?Nope you got the thread wrong fella, I start those serious threads remember? duhhhhh....This thread is about City who went to Talinn for a friendly and definitely scored a few.Woodsy is on his way back and will give us the full report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 The blokes not you but is the women your wife ?Ha - should've made that clear, that isn't Mrs Woodsy either!! Isn't that Melinda Messanger?? Not my cup of tea, I'd much rather have the missus than that piece of plastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not sure if this will work - but to put the rumours to bed, and for anyone on here who I've pissed off over the years and feel like they want to give me a slap next time they see me.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not sure if this will work - but to put the rumours to bed, and for anyone on here who I've pissed off over the years and feel like they want to give me a slap next time they see me.....! Ok, but which one is you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Just like to say congratulations to Mr and Mrs Woodsy. May all your wishes come true. By the way Cam is way better than Tetbury.Would never frequent the Snooty Fox. You need to stop smoking crack........ We wouldn't let any Cam in the Snooty Fox....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not sure if this will work - but to put the rumours to bed, and for anyone on here who I've pissed off over the years and feel like they want to give me a slap next time they see me.....! 4 Ladies and a Bloke from Crimewatch.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Ok, but which one is you ?I'm the one who looks like Max Branning.....apparently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You need to stop smoking crack........ We wouldn't let any Cam in the Snooty Fox....... I got kicked out of there one night, was a Listers do.....as the bloke on the Fast Show used to say, I was very, very drunk. Fair to say the locals didn't warm to me, I suspect Massive was possibly one of them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I got kicked out of there one night, was a Listers do.....as the bloke on the Fast Show used to say, I was very, very drunk. Fair to say the locals didn't warm to me, I suspect Massive was possibly one of them!!Now you have revealed your secret identity... there will be a wanted poster of you in there from opening time today.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Wow def punching above your weight there Woodsy!! Great picture mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Now you have revealed your secret identity... there will be a wanted poster of you in there from opening time today.... I had hair when the incident happened, they'd never believe it was the same bloke!Wow def punching above your weight there Woodsy!! Great picture mateHa, I'm often told that I'm punching above my weight....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not sure if this will work - but to put the rumours to bed, and for anyone on here who I've pissed off over the years and feel like they want to give me a slap next time they see me.....! Congrats to you all. What a smashing lil family!BTW, did you have food vouchers and somewhere to put your beer down? If so, might be worth sending a tweet to Dave Lloyd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Congrats to you all. What a smashing lil family!BTW, did you have food vouchers and somewhere to put your beer down? If so, might be worth sending a tweet to Dave Lloyd... Thank you!We had food left over, even a couple of ciders....having that for my tea tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You certainly have your work cut out in your household mate! You're well outnumbered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted September 8, 2015 Author Share Posted September 8, 2015 Woodsy, can I have your tie for work please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You certainly have your work cut out in your household mate! You're well outnumbered!Oh yeah, I'm screwed mate. Must have been Genghis Khan in a previous lifeWoodsy, can I have your tie for work please?All hired Fordy, sorry mate! It's a beaut ain't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 4 Ladies and a Bloke from Crimewatch.......... Graham Rowntree more like !! How did you pick up a looker like that or did you just chat up her guide dog ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Wow def punching above your weight there Woodsy!! Great picture mateYeah, and the bird in the white is a bit of alright as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Have to laugh coz little babber on the left looks like she's blowing a big raspberry at the camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 All hired Fordy, WHAT ? The Bride and the Kids ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Jokes aside I hope to be in attendance at AG very soon and would be happy to buy you a couple of beers in BS3.Good luck for the future mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Lovely family photo there old fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Jokes aside I hope to be in attendance at AG very soon and would be happy to buy you a couple of beers in BS3.Good luck for the future mate. Cheers Tone. God knows when I'll be there next, but I'll certainly take you up on the offer next time we're both in the area! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Graham Rowntree more like !! How did you pick up a looker like that or did you just chat up her guide dog ?@BigTone Are you chatting to the wrong person......?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Graham Rowntree more like !! How did you pick up a looker like that or did you just chat up her guide dog ?Paul O'Connell is the one I get refered to the most, I should think he'd dwarf me in real life!Have to laugh coz little babber on the left looks like she's blowing a big raspberry at the cameraPoor Gracie was fed up of smiling by this point, there were a handful of people pulling funny faces at her behind the camera - I love this one!WHAT ? The Bride and the Kids ?Now, that did make I larf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Cheers Tone. God knows when I'll be there next, but I'll certainly take you up on the offer next time we're both in the area!look forward to the opportunity. Keep in touch and LET'S DO IT !! We can talk about everyone else's mental problems as well and have a good laugh, sorry I meant find a solution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 @BigTone Are you chatting to the wrong person......??Of course because I am a complete knob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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