BRISTOL86 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 The poor lamb is so famous it's affecting his social life http://m.bristolpost.co.uk/bristol-city-blog-andy-stockhausen-reveals-why-the-transfer-window-makes-him-want-a-face-transplant/story-29464890-detail/story.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 I hear a surgeon is going to put his arse where his face is as he frequently talks from it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Jeez... Who would accost him in a restaurant when everyone knows his source is otib ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted July 1, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just when you thought it wasn't possible for more bollocks to be written - he pulls out the trump card ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeAman08 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 does he want people to feel sorry for him? He asks if anyone else has picked up a phone and asked questions as if he's complaining. It's your job mate. I'm glad he's going on holiday so I don't have to read his rubbish. That and it would be the perfect time to sign 2 or 3 that he's never mentioned. I'd have terminated him long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 You don't know what it's like to be a celebrity phantom, no time to yourself and constant public and media intrusion. Gets me down sometimes too mind..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 If he stopped reporting as if he was ITK he might get left alone. When was the last time he reported something about City you didn't already know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Loon plage said: You don't know what it's like to be a celebrity phantom, no time to yourself and constant public and media intrusion. Gets me down sometimes too mind..... A ' celebrity phantom ' ? Like one who's been in Ghostbusterd ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin1988 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 If and when Piers Morgan dies he'll be the most self-loving idiot in journalism. I've tried to defend him on here before but this is just ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Bizarre article. Why doesn't he spend his time on other provincial newspapers websites to see how to report properly on a club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamalagerdrinker Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 12 minutes ago, GrahamC said: Bizarre article. Why doesn't he spend his time on other provincial newspapers websites to see how to report properly on a club? https://theciderwayoflife.wordpress.com Shamlees plug haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 ....reckon he's flying with Lyin'Air? .....or paying cunning lip service to AerLingus? Thing is his celebrity now is such that wherever his plane touches down airport scenes reminiscent of The Beatles at Heathrow '65 are inevitable.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveF Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 What a bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if that whole article was nothing by pure fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 I'm not going to even click on the link for 2 reasons (sorry @BRISTOL86) 1) It would only be giving him the attention, inspite of his protests, he clearly craves. 2) The website is a diabolical piece of unusable shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, RedM said: I'm not going to even click on the link for 2 reasons (sorry @BRISTOL86) 1) It would only be giving him the attention, inspite of his protests, he clearly craves. 2) The website is a diabolical piece of unusable shite. Although I agree, you will genuinely have a great laugh reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, RedM said: I'm not going to even click on the link for 2 reasons (sorry @BRISTOL86) 1) It would only be giving him the attention, inspite of his protests, he clearly craves. 2) The website is a diabolical piece of unusable shite. Think it's still a big harsh on @iamalagerdrinker though! edit: double post sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheatus59 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, BRISTOL86 said: The poor lamb is so famous it's affecting his social life http://m.bristolpost.co.uk/bristol-city-blog-andy-stockhausen-reveals-why-the-transfer-window-makes-him-want-a-face-transplant/story-29464890-detail/story.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed What a ****ing shame !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Stockhuasen is married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 31 minutes ago, RedM said: I'm not going to even click on the link for 2 reasons (sorry @BRISTOL86) 1) It would only be giving him the attention, inspite of his protests, he clearly craves. 2) The website is a diabolical piece of unusable shite. Do you have those two around the wrong way... It would only give the web site the attention it craves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC_Dan Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Christ on a bike. I've always defended him but he doesn't do himself any favours does he? "I've spent time making myself more visible and prominent and now for some reason people come up and speak to me. I just can't understand it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, TRL said: Do you have those two around the wrong way... It would only give the web site the attention it craves? Maybe, but I gave in and had a read anyway. I think this is just a poor excuse to give his editor, like we all used to give when we couldn't be arsed to do our homework. 'I wasnt possible do the report you wanted Sir as those Bristol City fans made me run home and hide behind the sofa and I had to turn my internet off. I'll have a proper, reasoned, well written & informative article written by tonight, or when something else appears on OTIB that I can pass off as my scoop. On second thoughts it will have to wait as I'm off on holiday to Outer Mongolia'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaspberryRed Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 What a MASSIVE ******* Victim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, RedM said: Maybe, but I gave in and had a read anyway. I think this is just a poor excuse to give his editor, like we all used to give when we couldn't be arsed to do our homework. 'I wasnt possible do the report you wanted Sir as those Bristol City fans made me run home and hide behind the sofa and I had to turn my internet off. I'll have a proper, reasoned, well written & informative article written by tonight, or when something else appears on OTIB that I can pass off as my scoop. On second thoughts it will have to wait as I'm off on holiday to Outer Mongolia'. Ah well, never mind, at least we can all agree he is a diabolical unusabe piece of shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Total belter. I'm glad to see he's branching out into fiction though. Andy (we all know you'll be regularly reading this thread), if your remit is to engage with the City fanbase, why don't you make yourself known on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 When he got a pull from the Police following his 'driving' incident he probably thought they were autograph hunters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Woodsy said: Stockhuasen is married I refer the right honourable gentleman to the reply Rudolf Hucker is shortly to give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said: I refer the right honourable gentleman to the reply Rudolf Hucker is shortly to give. I reckon he's having his afternoon snooze..... @Rudolf Hucker - come on, Grandad, this one is lined up and ready for you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Had him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Woodsy said: I reckon he's having his afternoon snooze..... @Rudolf Hucker - come on, Grandad, this one is lined up and ready for you..... 'kin grandad? Cheeky sod. My lads are at uni where, despite the inevitable sowing of wild oats, there are no young Huckers on the horizon yet! Sorry I nipped away for a few moments. Went fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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