Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, 8menhadadream said: REALLY? I'll console myself with this then. I'd lay her carpet any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 28 minutes ago, 8menhadadream said: Women bloody can't! I bloody can! Lived in Clifton for 5 years, so I can also park brilliantly. You learn to park or you move! So ner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: I bloody can! Lived in Clifton for 5 years, so I can also park brilliantly. You learn to park or you move! So ner! That didn't take long Dolls! The other day, in my local Asda, there was some daft bint in a tiny little car and she was taking ages to park it in a space the average bloke could have parked a truck in. The queue of cars got so bad, I kid you not, the bloke at the front of the queue got out of his motor and parked her car for her. I haven't seen anything so funny in a long time. Everyone started clapping! Here's another one, who doesn't remember Bristol being 0272? Bloody young 'uns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, 8menhadadream said: That didn't take long Dolls! The other day, in my local Asda, there was some daft bint in a tiny little car and she was taking ages to park it in a space the average bloke could have parked a truck in. The queue of cars got so bad, I kid you not, the bloke at the front of the queue got out of his motor and parked her car for her. I haven't seen anything so funny in a long time. Everyone started clapping! SOME women give the rest of us a bad name, like some men give others a bad name. I've parked people's cars for them as well before now as well! I shoulda been a bloke really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: SOME women give the rest of us a bad name, like some men give others a bad name. I've parked people's cars for them as well before now as well! I shoulda been a bloke really That would have caused grave consternation for Big Tone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 18 minutes ago, 8menhadadream said: That didn't take long Dolls! The other day, in my local Asda, there was some daft bint in a tiny little car and she was taking ages to park it in a space the average bloke could have parked a truck in. The queue of cars got so bad, I kid you not, the bloke at the front of the queue got out of his motor and parked her car for her. I haven't seen anything so funny in a long time. Everyone started clapping! Here's another one, who doesn't remember Bristol being 0272? Bloody young 'uns! We had a Polish tanker driver that came into work (looked the spit of Lech Walesa, but I digress), and could not reverse the ISO tank for shit. After ages, one of our DHL drivers hoiked him out and did the job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 This is going to be the longest thread on OTIB ever, you're all part of history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, Griffin said: This is going to be the longest thread on OTIB ever, you're all part of history. Unless it goes terribly on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, Griffin said: This is going to be the longest thread on OTIB ever, you're all part of history. Not as long as that bunch of squatters from Horefield, keep lurching from Circus act to car crash it won't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 55 minutes ago, Griffin said: This is going to be the longest thread on OTIB ever, you're all part of history. No it's not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Hellfire Corner said: No it's not Yes it is. @Dollymarie is this allowed or is this spam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Griffin said: Yes it is. @Dollymarie is this allowed or is this spam? I'm sorry is this the 5 minute argument or the full half hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Leveller said: Val is now 79 and still a singleton. John Noakes is 82. ......and still a simpleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 I used to like doing interesting things with sticky backed plastic. Kids today don`t know what they`re missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: I used to like doing interesting things with sticky backed plastic. Kids today don`t know what they`re missing. Thank goodness no one has mentioned Captain Pugwash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fRed Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 I'm sure the huge random range of words used here will be good for the site aka Google searches etc, such a variety. Are we getting paid for marketing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 On 10/01/2017 at 16:33, steviestevieneville said: Can you make cheese from donkeys milk You can , but you cannot make a silk purse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 20 minutes ago, fRed said: More accurate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I'd lay her carpet any day. Funny how things always seem bigger when you look back to when you were a kid. I swear there is/are something missing in this pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, 8menhadadream said: More accurate.. If only we could get Colin to wear one of these Saturday (oops, vaguely football related) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Gratuitous pic of beer , in the top tier, while a game is played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 29 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Funny how things always seem bigger when you look back to when you were a kid. I swear there is/are something missing in this pic You're right. I'm sure she had more plumptious jigglers when I were a nipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Does anyone know if this topic was planned or just somehow evolved? Darwin's topic, a bit like Holst's Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: You're right. I'm sure she had more plumptious jigglers when I were a nipper. You were just used to seeing her after she`d had a bucket of water thrown over her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: You were just used to seeing her after she`d had a bucket of water thrown over her. The bucket of water song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rich said: Does anyone know if this topic was planned or just somehow evolved? Darwin's topic, a bit like Holst's Mars. I thought Rowntrees made Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: I thought Rowntrees made Mars. Idiot! It was Holst's Mars, made by Rowntrees, he'd bought it in York, great atmosphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rich said: Idiot! It was Holst's Mars, made by Rowntrees, he'd bought it in York, great atmosphere. Apologies. My bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: Apologies. My bad! Your bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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