Tipps69 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, Septic Peg said: A really rude thought entered my head after reading that involving cunnilingus and his 'honking great snozzer' so I'm gonna stop right there before I'm banned. You'll be in trouble at the convent with such disgusting thoughts!! Trouble is, I expect if the nuns seen him, they'd probably be having similar thoughts to you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: A really rude thought entered my head after reading that involving cunnilingus and his 'honking great snozzer' so I'm gonna stop right there before I'm banned. So that's why Pinocchio kept on lying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Typical Italian isn't he? Not good looking and with a Roman nose. And as his family name signifies they originate from Pisa, he won't be any good at building brick walls that don't lean a lot. Benvenuto Eros. Ha buono tempo per City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 We might get pasta and pizza #DMS now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: A really rude thought entered my head after reading that involving cunnilingus and his 'honking great snozzer' so I'm gonna stop right there before I'm banned. Behave yourself, or if you don't, just enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Anyone know if he's bow legged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Corner Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 for me this could be a very good signing, he has just played in a promotion wining season and there were some encouraging comments on some italian news sites (through google translator) one that caught my eye was that they would "miss the mileage he puts in down the wing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodbarmyarmy Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Here is a little quiz ....identify the following songs, Chants or sayings that our new Italian friend will be hearing over the coming months clue: I left out anything to do with relegation or Johnson out..... A) "È qui che c'è là è ogni cazzo dove ... guai ... gerry gow" B) Bevi il sidro C) Venite su di te rossi D) Una squadra in Bristol E) Alzarsi se odiate il gas F) Esercito rosso G) Chi è quella squadra chiamata rovers H) Natch sulla parete I) Warnock è una fica No cheating and no bothering to answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Fodbarmyarmy said: Here is a little quiz ....identify the following songs, Chants or sayings that our new Italian friend will be hearing over the coming months clue: I left out anything to do with relegation or Johnson out..... A) "È qui che c'è là è ogni cazzo dove ... guai ... gerry gow" B) Bevi il sidro C) Venite su di te rossi D) Una squadra in Bristol E) Alzarsi se odiate il gas F) Esercito rosso G) Chi è quella squadra chiamata rovers H) Natch sulla parete I) Warnock è una fica No cheating and no bothering to answer Any ones about Darrell dog diddling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forbespm Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, EmersonsRed said: Didn't realise he was 30... These Italians age well... Good diet,red wine in moderation,no binge culture like the english Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 33 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: A really rude thought entered my head after reading that involving cunnilingus and his 'honking great snozzer' so I'm gonna stop right there before I'm banned. Just look out for any brown marks on the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Fodbarmyarmy said: Here is a little quiz ....identify the following songs, Chants or sayings that our new Italian friend will be hearing over the coming months clue: I left out anything to do with relegation or Johnson out..... A) "È qui che c'è là è ogni cazzo dove ... guai ... gerry gow" B) Bevi il sidro C) Venite su di te rossi D) Una squadra in Bristol E) Alzarsi se odiate il gas F) Esercito rosso G) Chi è quella squadra chiamata rovers H) Natch sulla parete I) Warnock è una fica No cheating and no bothering to answer A) He's here, he's there, he's every f-ing where Gerry Gow B) Bollocks if I know C) Come on you reds? D) One team in Bristol E) Stand up if you hate the gas F) Red army? G) Who's that team they call the rovers H) something to dp with the Natch wall I) Warnock, what a SYNT (or words to that effect Educated guesses from single words in each phrase, except B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 28 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said: A) He's here, he's there, he's every f-ing where Gerry Gow B) Bollocks if I know C) Come on you reds? D) One team in Bristol E) Stand up if you hate the gas F) Red army? G) Who's that team they call the rovers H) something to dp with the Natch wall I) Warnock, what a SYNT (or words to that effect Educated guesses from single words in each phrase, except B B) Drink up thy Zyder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 46 minutes ago, Fodbarmyarmy said: C) Venite su di te rossi No cheating and no bothering to answer My old school motto was Venite Filie Audite Me. Venice means Come. Phew, I knew that my school years would reap dividends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCulturalBomb Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Haven't we got a solid backline now? Play Hordur at LB and we might have a top defence if they gel together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Septic Peg said: A really rude thought entered my head after reading that involving cunnilingus and his 'honking great snozzer' so I'm gonna stop right there before I'm banned. Bloody corrective text eh Peg? I agree, he reminds me a little of Greg Cunningham too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 On 20/06/2017 at 10:23, Septic Peg said: Yep just seen this on twitter... Now I'm off to YouTube to see if he's any good, just so I'm prepared to write him off when Johnson trains his skill out of him... Edit: Copyrighting "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Pisano..." as we speak... "When the moon shined on ee, ee won Serie B, that's Pisano" Doesnt make much sense but a Wurzels and serie B reference can't be bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortia Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Glad he has finally signed, interesting to see what he can bring to the side. Signing Italian defenders is seldom a bad thing. Welcome Eros! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, TheCulturalBomb said: Haven't we got a solid backline now? Play Hordur at LB and we might have a top defence if they gel together. Add a new keeper and I'd say it's not looking too bad. But think Bryan will get the nod ahead of Mags at LB for whatever reason and that doesn't fill me with confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Assuming Flint goes then I'd quite like to see Magnusson - New CB - Wright - Pisano New GK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Welcome to Bristol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 so are we still not signing anyone because johnson makes us unattractive and no player wants to come here#? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: In fairness, even with their help, it'll be a while before he masters such vernacular! No need at all for that type of language, Rudolph... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Septic Peg said: A really rude thought entered my head after reading that involving cunnilingus and his 'honking great snozzer' so I'm gonna stop right there before I'm banned. You little Minx Peg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Just look out for any brown marks on the tip. Made me laugh out loud!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just seen this and I can't believe OTIB is still running normally...... He said Forza Bristol, not Bristol City or City and things haven't exploded. Must be getting very accepting on here these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 On 2017-6-20 at 10:23, Septic Peg said: Edit: Copyrighting "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Pisano..." as we speak... As he is a defender who can also score goals; "When the ball hits their goal - that's Pisano". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 "Misters tactical project" is probably best understood in Italian. Welcome Eros! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 As an Italian he will very soon adopt to the laziness at AG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somerset Red Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Great to see a new signing with a smile on his face. They usually look right miserable sods! Welcome to Bristol mate, good luck and keep smiling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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