BigAl&Toby Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 The 12 year old Macallan got the better of me last night and I missed MOTD. Happens every Saturday. I wake up in the early hours with the fire gone out and the dog licking my face. So we watch MOTD on Sunday morning. Apparently old Richard Keogh “looked aghast” when shown the red card. Now we all know that’s his natural and normal look. Nothing aghast about that at all...... And that got me thinking. In this day and age of beauty and social media and celebrity we must have had our fair share of players who have the sort of face only their mother could love. Here’s Richard Looking Aghast Keogh. Are there others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 I always think old Richard looks like an extra from `The Hills Have Eyes` especially when he goes off on one on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Hair styles don’t help with certain players - eg Ray Cashley and Mike Brolly in this 1970s photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoystonFoote'snephew Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 35 minutes ago, BigAl&Toby said: The 12 year old Macallan got the better of me last night and I missed MOTD. Happens every Saturday. I wake up in the early hours with the fire gone out and the dog licking my face. So we watch MOTD on Sunday morning. Apparently old Richard Keogh “looked aghast” when shown the red card. Now we all know that’s his natural and normal look. Nothing aghast about that at all...... And that got me thinking. In this day and age of beauty and social media and celebrity we must have had our fair share of players who have the sort of face only their mother could love. Here’s Richard Looking Aghast Keogh. Are there others? Not only his mother. He's married with children and his wife's well fit. As they say 'Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City oz Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 39 minutes ago, BigAl&Toby said: The 12 year old Macallan got the better of me last night and I missed MOTD. Happens every Saturday. I wake up in the early hours with the fire gone out and the dog licking my face. So we watch MOTD on Sunday morning. Apparently old Richard Keogh “looked aghast” when shown the red card. Now we all know that’s his natural and normal look. Nothing aghast about that at all...... And that got me thinking. In this day and age of beauty and social media and celebrity we must have had our fair share of players who have the sort of face only their mother could love. Here’s Richard Looking Aghast Keogh. Are there others? looks like an extra on one of the debbie does dallas movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Have always thought that Suarez should be chomping his way through a tree and building himself a nice Lodge to dam up a river?...............and I always keep a photo of Money grabbing Mesut Ozil on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the the fireplace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Aden Flint has to be up there with the best of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigAl&Toby Posted January 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, RoystonFoote'snephew said: Not only his mother. He's married with children and his wife's well fit. As they say 'Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder' That’s nothing to do with his looks! That’s to do with the size of his wallet. Surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City oz Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 1 minute ago, wendyredredrobin said: Aden Flint has to be up there with the best of them back in the old days Keith Fear with his weird eyes and long hair, Ray Cashley with his weird goaty beard, Howard Pritchard looked like his hair was blow waved by Concorde, John Shaw one of our gest keepers from 75 to 85 with his shaven head. I suppose depends on the era at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl&Toby Posted January 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Oh come on. Let’s have it out in the open. Here’s the ugliest surely. Me and the boy were amazed when we walked in the rain and upto the mighty Leeds stadium to see this ugly ****** beaming down at us. It’s no good hiding your face Mr Ayling. We know what lurks behind they hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 30 minutes ago, RoystonFoote'snephew said: Not only his mother. He's married with children and his wife's well fit. As they say 'Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder' Or in the size of your wallet. Pretty much what Peter Crouch said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoystonFoote'snephew Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 19 minutes ago, BigAl&Toby said: That’s nothing to do with his looks! That’s to do with the size of his wallet. Surely? Can't just be his wallet. I'm sure she could have found someone with a bigger one. Perhaps it's his Irish charm or she just likes the gypsy look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City oz Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 28 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: one of the ugly ones but always will be one of the best players ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl&Toby Posted January 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, BigTone said: Or in the size of your wallet. Pretty much what Peter Crouch said. @BigToneOi. I’ve already said that! You ok en France? Tis grey, cold and misty in these here parts today. Bacon at the allotment soon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl&Toby Posted January 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Just now, City oz said: one of the ugly ones but always will be one of the best players ever. For me one of the best in more recent times. Player. Player manager. And manager. One of the few who was passionate, whole hearted and gave everything. Apart from when he left us for another..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 39 minutes ago, BigAl&Toby said: @BigToneOi. I’ve already said that! You ok en France? Tis grey, cold and misty in these here parts today. Bacon at the allotment soon..... Apologies Sir but my brain is frozen from the cold. We don't have central heating here just woodburners. I shall warm up soon as I need to cut wood. Apart from that all is well thanks. Mmmm.....bacon sarnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 24 minutes ago, City oz said: back in the old days Keith Fear with his weird eyes and long hair, Ray Cashley with his weird goaty beard, Howard Pritchard looked like his hair was blow waved by Concorde, John Shaw one of our gest keepers from 75 to 85 with his shaven head. I suppose depends on the era at the time. As an aside, Shaw didn’t shave his head. His loss of his hair due to alopecia. In some later photographs you can see that he had no eyebrows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, BigAl&Toby said: For me one of the best in more recent times. Player. Player manager. And manager. One of the few who was passionate, whole hearted and gave everything. Apart from when he left us for another..... His Hearts was in the wrong place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedEd73 Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Do loanees count? Quality player, but wouldn't like to see his "vinegar strokes" face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Glenn Humphries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, pongo88 said: As an aside, Shaw didn’t shave his head. His loss of his hair due to alopecia. In some later photographs you can see that he had no eyebrows Alopecia possibly caused by the stress of the 1982 events? Although it is mostly caused by genetic defects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 30 minutes ago, BigTone said: Or in the size of your wallet. Pretty much what Peter Crouch said. That’s very true.......Jamie Vardy was seduced by such a gold digger. He was her second victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 43 minutes ago, City oz said: back in the old days Keith Fear with his weird eyes and long hair, Ray Cashley with his weird goaty beard, Howard Pritchard looked like his hair was blow waved by Concorde, John Shaw one of our gest keepers from 75 to 85 with his shaven head. I suppose depends on the era at the time. Shaven head !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Taz Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, RedRaw said: Close the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 46 minutes ago, BigTone said: Or in the size of your wallet. Pretty much what Peter Crouch said. 'Twas a great line. Asked what he would have been had he not become a premier league footballer, he replied “ still a virgin”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Slightly off topic, and not City related, but if there was an award for current ugly manager then it must be Swansea's Cooper ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Here is an ugly selection (with a bit of artistic license) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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