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Posted
1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

Anyone know what this meeting was all about?

Some kind of Open Day apparently...

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Anyone who doesn't hate the Teds hold an umbrella up......

 

 

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9 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Anyone know what this meeting was all about?

Some kind of Open Day apparently...

rovers open day.jpg

W.T.F. is that van at the back ?

It looks like some asshead has "coloured in" da faymus corterzzz with marker pens down the side of it.

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On 06/01/2025 at 11:01, 22A said:

Cambs U will "make an announcement" Monday morning regarding their Manager.

It is now Wednesday morning and to everyone's surprise, the CUFC Chairman has announced @We wanted and expected to be just three points adrift at this stage and we're not. However the players are still giving everything for the the Manager and the badge, so we will not be dismissimng Gary.

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I am intrigued. The corner flag is in and people are on the terrace so it must be a match day but the 'crowd' look odd as there are buggies and things as though they were out shopping and took a wrong turn.

Someone is making an announcement with a mic, not everyone is listening and those that are don't seem that happy about it.

All a bit odd but I am going to be positive and say it is some sort of pre match young supporter type of gathering to inspire the next generation.

Posted
11 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Anyone know what this meeting was all about?

Some kind of Open Day apparently...

rovers open day.jpg

Perhaos a photo of the (alleged 10,000) Fewers locked outside who can’t afford 50p to get in.

Either that or a mass gathering of their various “firms”, such as the Incontinent Ultras, The Bad B.O Crew and The “Poundland” Specials.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

but the 'crowd' look odd as there are buggies

I can never remember seeing a buggy at a professional football match. We took both of our kids to AG when they were very young but they walked or we carried them - never took a buggy. Mind you, neither of the buggies in the photo have children in them so perhaps they’ve  been taken along merely to empty the industrial waste bins of the out of date food?

What an absolute shambles of a football ground. 

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Posted
41 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

I can never remember seeing a buggy at a professional football match. We took both of our kids to AG when they were very young but they walked or we carried them - never took a buggy. Mind you, neither of the buggies in the photo have children in them so perhaps they’ve  been taken along merely to empty the industrial waste bins of the out of date food?

What an absolute shambles of a football ground. 

I reckon it's the half time 50p/50p prize draw...

Posted
16 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Anyone know what this meeting was all about?

Some kind of Open Day apparently...

rovers open day.jpg

Looks like a traveller's slimming world meeting 

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18 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Anyone know what this meeting was all about?

Some kind of Open Day apparently...

rovers open day.jpg

"Right, we're looking for the following, retired plumbers, retired sparkies, retired carpenters, retired painters, retired brickies, someone who can score goals, and anyone else willing to lend a hand for free to upgrade this shit hole. You'll still have to buy a ticket on matchdays though. The rest of you can **** off!"

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Posted
50 minutes ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

Sawyers' signing confirmed - the club is fast turning into an old people's home 

In fairness he looks absolutely delighted! 😂Screenshot_20250108-184408.thumb.png.5af4ad559b5a039aa3c0060a30ffcd17.png

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Just now, BS3City said:

In fairness he looks absolutely delighted! 😂Screenshot_20250108-184408.thumb.png.5af4ad559b5a039aa3c0060a30ffcd17.png

It's not even a joke that all their new signings look like they've been forced into it.

Posted
1 hour ago, archie andrews said:

Would have loved sawyers in his prime at the gate..

 

 

Agreed but at the time we had better, use to be a very exciting player 

Posted
31 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Didn't he used to sell the Big Issue at the top of Park Street? 

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He does indeed look a lot like Jeff who I still occasionally see out and about on Gloucester and Cheltenham Road.

He is still the most positive person in this City. 

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Haven’t seen anything of him for so long that I couldn’t comment on his quality.

Sounds like a top bloke though that would be good for any dressing room. Googled him to see what happened to his career and there was an article about him calling up his first club in the Midlands - whilst playing for Brentford -  and asking if they needed any kit. He then drove himself to deliver excess Brentford kit for their whole setup.

 

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53 minutes ago, 38MC said:

Haven’t seen anything of him for so long that I couldn’t comment on his quality.

Sounds like a top bloke though that would be good for any dressing room. Googled him to see what happened to his career and there was an article about him calling up his first club in the Midlands - whilst playing for Brentford -  and asking if they needed any kit. He then drove himself to deliver excess Brentford kit for their whole setup.

 

So basically the most un-Rovers like player they could ever hope to sign then?

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15 minutes ago, Oizys said:

So basically the most un-Rovers like player they could ever hope to sign then?

No, he’s a very Rovers-like signing. He’s absolutely devastated to be there. See the photos. 

Posted
3 hours ago, BS3City said:

In fairness he looks absolutely delighted! 😂Screenshot_20250108-184408.thumb.png.5af4ad559b5a039aa3c0060a30ffcd17.png

That's him, standing outside the last chance saloon. They'll be running hobbling limping walking out to the Dads Army theme tune in front of a packed out 7k at the dump next home match. 

Posted
9 hours ago, cidercity1987 said:

The initiation ceremony at most clubs is to sing a song.

At Rovers it's who can look as grumpy as possible 

I heard it was to walk 10 yards without the Zimmer.

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9 hours ago, Swede said:

That's him, standing outside the last chance saloon. They'll be running hobbling limping walking out to the Dads Army theme tune in front of a packed out 7k at the dump next home match. 

At least the catering would be improved by some of sister Dolly's upside down cakes.

I do feel sorry for players at his stage. A career to be proud of and can probably read a game well but the body is starting to struggle to do what the footballing brain wants it to do. At the same time they need to plan their post football career. Then, just when they need a lucky break they have to play for Rovers.

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12 hours ago, 38MC said:

Haven’t seen anything of him for so long that I couldn’t comment on his quality.

Sounds like a top bloke though that would be good for any dressing room. Googled him to see what happened to his career and there was an article about him calling up his first club in the Midlands - whilst playing for Brentford -  and asking if they needed any kit. He then drove himself to deliver excess Brentford kit for their whole setup.

 

Decent gesture to be fair.

Didn't Rovers do something similar for Mansfield? 🤔

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On 08/01/2025 at 02:03, Lanterne Rouge said:

It looks like they`ve just opened the gates of the worst car boot sale in the world.

Apparently, the car boot wasn’t too bad actually.

Transpires that the old biddy with the umbrella bought the entire Memorial Smelladium for £1.50.

lf she had haggled, she could have got it for even less.

Anyway, since then, she’s tried to sell it on without success. Looks like the poor dear is stuck with it.

 

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13 hours ago, myol'man said:

Didn't he used to sell the Big Issue at the top of Park Street? 

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Deliberately positioned to block out the S.

Finally, they are stamping down on crime. However, even I think this is too harsh a punishment. Serving time at the Crimemorial Stadium is overly cruel and dehumanising.

Where’s Amnesty International?

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15 hours ago, BS3City said:

In fairness he looks absolutely delighted! 😂Screenshot_20250108-184408.thumb.png.5af4ad559b5a039aa3c0060a30ffcd17.png

I know he was on a short term deal at AFC Wimbledon but I'm pretty sure they 'released' him after about 4 games. Not exactly a good sign for the Swampys is it. 😃

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16 hours ago, myol'man said:

Didn't he used to sell the Big Issue at the top of Park Street? 

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"WTF have I done?"😀

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17 hours ago, myol'man said:

Didn't he used to sell the Big Issue at the top of Park Street? 

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Give it a few months..

@NcnsBcfc wonder if he’ll manage to score a touchdown today? 😂😂

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19 hours ago, BS3City said:

In fairness he looks absolutely delighted! 😂Screenshot_20250108-184408.thumb.png.5af4ad559b5a039aa3c0060a30ffcd17.png

That old Stefan Payne look.

Hope his 2 fingered celebration is just as good.

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4 hours ago, supercidered said:

I know he was on a short term deal at AFC Wimbledon but I'm pretty sure they 'released' him after about 4 games. Not exactly a good sign for the Swampys is it. 😃

Dunno.

This us very much like Trents situation.

You are at a top club but then the Alpha comes calling.

The Dons simply had to tear up his contract because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to play for the Real Madrid of L1....

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1 hour ago, GrahamC said:

Give it a few months..

@NcnsBcfc wonder if he’ll manage to score a touchdown today? 😂😂

@GrahamC words fail me over that video.

Really the only pitch they can use is the American football one at SGS 🙄

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Posted
1 hour ago, myol'man said:

Ipswich have opened up another block of the away section for home fans.

Thousands locked out mind!

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You can just hear it:

Two weeks ago

Ipswich - `How many tickets do you think you`ll need?`

s*gs - `Best give us the maximum allocation, we do travel in huge numbers`

Yesterday

s*gs - `Any chance we can reduce our allocation by about 75%? There`s a bike race on in Bristol so the take up isn`t as many as we thought it would be`

Ipswich - `Hahahahaha`

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On 07/01/2025 at 21:17, RedLionLad said:

Anyone know what this meeting was all about?

Some kind of Open Day apparently...

rovers open day.jpg

Is that their fans village 😂😂😂😂

Posted
42 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

s*gs - `Any chance we can reduce our allocation by about 75%? There`s a bike race on in Bristol so the take up isn`t as many as we thought it would be`

 

Rovers will fit  in well with that Saudi Premier League...

Two Saudi Pro League sides saw an abysmal attendance of just 315 fans for a game on Thursday (January 9).

Al-Riyadh, who are currently sat in seventh place in the league standings, welcomed Al-Khaleej to the Prince Faisal bin Fahd Stadium for a 3pm kick-off. And despite the game resulting in a 2-2 draw following a nail-biting second half, there were merely hundreds in attendance to witness the action unfold.

The stadium, which is nestled in the capital city of Riyadh, has a capacity of 22,188, However, many of the seats were unfilled during Thursday's clash, when just 315 people turned up to watch along - with a sea of blue seats overshadowing the fans in attendance.
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Chasing shadows for 20 mins. First time they try and play a bit from the back they give it away and concede another.

Sure to be a few more goals here.

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Gert Mare said:

Small consolation for the huge away following is that they can shout “Sheed’ead” all afternoon at Wes Burns

Is it huge, don't know ,not watching?

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1 minute ago, Gert Mare said:

Small consolation for the huge away following is that they can shout “Sheed’ead” all afternoon at Wes Burns

Slagchat will be an enjoyable read later 

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Rovers must be a poor team if we're 2 goals ahead within 30 minutes of the start.    We put out a weak team, lot of bigger more established names aren't involved, the disaster prone Muric is back in goal but we're going for it and providing a satisfactory score for all involved.

Suppose I'm being too pessimistic.    Can beat Chelsea and Tottenham this season and held our own in other tough games at times since August.   It's just Cup competition that leaves you cold.      Haven't gone beyond Round Five since 1993 and the list of defeats to teams in lower league since that time is so bizarre or in fact embarrassing you'd have to be a Town fan to truly understand it.  

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1 minute ago, Southend Blue said:

Rovers must be a poor team if we're 2 goals ahead within 30 minutes of the start.    We put out a weak team, lot of bigger more established names aren't involved, the disaster prone Muric is back in goal but we're going for it and providing a satisfactory score for all involved.

Suppose I'm being too pessimistic.    Can beat Chelsea and Tottenham this season and held our own in other tough games at times since August.   It's just Cup competition that leaves you cold.      Haven't gone beyond Round Five since 1993 and the list of defeats to teams in lower league since that time is so bizarre or in fact embarrassing you'd have to be a Town fan to truly understand it.  

They’re not poor. They are a huge club, epic support, universally loved, everyone’s second club.

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3 minutes ago, Southend Blue said:

the list of defeats to teams in lower league since that time is so bizarre or in fact embarrassing you'd have to be a Town fan to truly understand it. 

Or a Rovers fan, they typically dip out to a non league side before this round. Practically a cup final for them this one.

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3 minutes ago, Southend Blue said:

Rovers must be a poor team if we're 2 goals ahead within 30 minutes of the start.    We put out a weak team, lot of bigger more established names aren't involved, the disaster prone Muric is back in goal but we're going for it and providing a satisfactory score for all involved.

Suppose I'm being too pessimistic.    Can beat Chelsea and Tottenham this season and held our own in other tough games at times since August.   It's just Cup competition that leaves you cold.      Haven't gone beyond Round Five since 1993 and the list of defeats to teams in lower league since that time is so bizarre or in fact embarrassing you'd have to be a Town fan to truly understand it.  

They are nowhere near a poor team...

They're absolute shlt !!!!

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