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David icke said he was in a petrol station late at night, and a craft landed, a being gets out, and emptys the petrol pump, into the craft, the attendant comes running out waving his arms around and shouts thats 14ks worth of fuel, can you pay? The alien assures him he can, then he emptys another pump, 7ks worth this time, he then calmly walks in the station and says, got change of a 30000 zooyianilandi note?

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5 minutes ago, Oh Louie louie said:

David icke said he was in a petrol station late at night, and a craft landed, a being gets out, and emptys the petrol pump, into the craft, the attendant comes running out waving his arms around and shouts thats 14ks worth of fuel, can you pay? The alien assures him he can, then he emptys another pump, 7ks worth this time, he then calmly walks in the station and says, got change of a 30000 zooyianilandi note?

By my reckoning that still isn't quite enough to get a seat at the table in the Alex Scott talks. 

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2 hours ago, Oh Louie louie said:

David icke said he was in a petrol station late at night, and a craft landed, a being gets out, and emptys the petrol pump, into the craft, the attendant comes running out waving his arms around and shouts thats 14ks worth of fuel, can you pay? The alien assures him he can, then he emptys another pump, 7ks worth this time, he then calmly walks in the station and says, got change of a 30000 zooyianilandi note?

First heard that joke in the early 80s but no David Icke and it involved the alien going into a pub. He used a different currency  called a Zonk. Maybe there are 2 aliens out there!

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