Keepers Ball Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Hull City keeper in the 90's...Alan FettisAnd a dodgy name for a football stadium in Switzerland.....Stadion Wankdorf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray White Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Johnson Hippolyte, player-manager of yeading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc_1894 Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 junior agogo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Not footy related but the other night I was playing Counter-Strike online and someone enetered the server with the name of..... CherieBlairFannyBatter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crumbs Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Argelico Fuc]<sedit: I'm not trying to swear it's his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule The Waves Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 I remember a few years ago I was reading a Match magazine and they had a feature on funny names.The one that still sticks in my head is Wolfgang Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewTN Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Not a football name but.... Dick Trickle Nascar driver (former? maybe) always makes I chuckle. 'And we're coming into the final lap and Dick Trickle is making a late surge from the rear' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
we8gas Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 There was a Russian in the 80's, apparently he had 3 balls...His name was whoduknicka bollockov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATT BCFC Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Phil Younghusbands at Chelsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz897 Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 junior bent junior agogo marcus bent darren bent devon white porn star name or what!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southy354 Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 there is a player playing for crewe his name is kenny lunt but if u swap the first letters of his name around and what do u get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shire_redz Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Paul Dickov - classic. Also that chinese left winger for Man Utd a few years back......Young Lee Sharpe!Taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C.T.I.D Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 cheeseley is quite cheesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desso Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Jamie MacSporran always raised a chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C.T.I.D Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 wasn't there a guy called shidz south american teamHITZLSPERGER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider hoss rules Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 But you can't remember the great Brian Johnson though... Not a funny name just the bloke who said it. Along with 'I think he's trying to get his leg over...the wicket'He then crapped himself laughing and Botham had to take over.←For shame Mr Malone, not Mr Botham but Mr Jonathon Agnew took over from "Johnners" after he lost it describing how David "Syd" Lawrence (city fan by the way) got out in a test versus the Windies.CHR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Not football related but I have seen the CVs of none other than a Mr Wayne Anker&Mr Patrick EnnisI kid ye not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tas Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Jamie MacSporran always raised a chuckle.←Oi! thats our player Donny have got a nice one...."Adriano Rigoglioso" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider hoss rules Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Oi! thats our player Donny have got a nice one...."Adriano Rigoglioso"←surprised you didn't know his name was Jermaine then, not Jamie CHR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Not funny humourous, but funny in an odd way.Villa played for Spurs.Sunderland played for Wolves and Arsenal.a Charlton played for Leeds and Man U.I think there's a Blackburn registered with one club at present. Dundee was in boxing management whilst Preston had a 1960 number 1.Presumably there are a few more football names out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annanimo Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Not funny humourous, but funny in an odd way.Villa played for Spurs.Sunderland played for Wolves and Arsenal.a Charlton played for Leeds and Man U.I think there's a Blackburn registered with one club at present. Dundee was in boxing management whilst Preston had a 1960 number 1.Presumably there are a few more football names out there.←Hmm, MONTROSE were big in the 70s too. In the music world rather than football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Not funny humourous, but funny in an odd way.Villa played for Spurs.Sunderland played for Wolves and Arsenal.a Charlton played for Leeds and Man U.I think there's a Blackburn registered with one club at present. Dundee was in boxing management whilst Preston had a 1960 number 1.Presumably there are a few more football names out there.←There was Fred Blackburn who, in about 1900 or something stupid, became the only player ever to play for England whilst being at a club that shared his surname i.e. He played for Blackburn at the time.And Mike England played for Wales in the seventies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annanimo Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 I believe Scotland used to have a forward line of URE, AULD and GREY.Or so I hear from a Scotland fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awbb Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 For shame Mr Malone, not Mr Botham but Mr Jonathon Agnew took over from "Johnners" after he lost it describing how David "Syd" Lawrence (city fan by the way) got out in a test versus the Windies.CHR ←Actually it was how Botham got out and Aggers lost it completely too. No one stepped into the rescue, which is why it was so funny.Johnners: Botham made 27 and got out in an extraordinary way. He was hit on the shoulder by a bouncer and he sort of stumbled back and tried to step over his stumps, but dislodged the bail with his inside thigh.Aggers: Yes, he couldn't quite his leg over.The Bearded Wonder: *snort*Cue: Silence interspersed with high pitched giggles while every 20 second Johnners would try and read out the rest of the scorecard.Johnners: Defrai... *snif##... Oh, stop it Aggers... A couple of minutes later Johnners announced "I'm alright now" and thus ended one of the few moments I was afraid I might die of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adze Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 You have all forgotten the classic. The is an 18 yr old playing in japan who has the unfortunate name of:Wang Kerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mesa boogie Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Keith Valle : Number 11 Junior Bent, I bet he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider hoss rules Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Actually it was how Botham got out and Aggers lost it completely too. No one stepped into the rescue, which is why it was so funny.Johnners: Botham made 27 and got out in an extraordinary way. He was hit on the shoulder by a bouncer and he sort of stumbled back and tried to step over his stumps, but dislodged the bail with his inside thigh.Aggers: Yes, he couldn't quite his leg over.The Bearded Wonder: *snort*Cue: Silence interspersed with high pitched giggles while every 20 second Johnners would try and read out the rest of the scorecard.Johnners: Defrai... *snif##... Oh, stop it Aggers... A couple of minutes later Johnners announced "I'm alright now" and thus ended one of the few moments I was afraid I might die of laughter.←for the unitiated, try here;http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/fungames/audio/legover.mp3 CHR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinman-is-god Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink from PSV, whats all that about! His maiden name in Vennegoor and his wife's surnamed is Hesselink. As in England, either one wanted to give up their name. Instead of carrying a double-barralled name ala Gary Taylor-Fletcher, in Holland of is or, so officially his name is Vannegoor or Hesselink, as of is or in dutch. Silly dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Danny Shittu is great.American football has far better ones though, like D'Brickashaw Ferguson. Or the NHL who has "Troy Weasel Fat".There are other classics too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_real_city Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Willie BolandGareth Whalley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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