Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Right, I'm still enjoying my sicky day off work, but starting to get bored. I've won the Champions league, drank lots of tea, smoked, and stuck a square of processed cheese on my cats head whilst she was asleep & marvelled at her looking for it for ten minutes all round the living room.What I want now is a good story. Seeing as we have a magnificent collection of literalists on here let's write one together using only five words each on each reply.I'll start...Once upon a time a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 well loved forum newbie called Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Iva Biggun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Iva Biggunsat in his caravan (!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 whilst admiring the giraffes outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 when all of a sudden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 'BANG!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 and the door flew open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 and standing ther stark naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 and standing ther stark nakedwas Anthea Turner with a wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 and a bag of cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 and a bag of coldbirds eye peas dipped in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Yogurt! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Yogurt! xflavoured beer and a used Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Nappy, which she was wearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 'sorry I'm late the girraffe attacked me' she said as she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Nappy, which she was wearingon her head and pulling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Iva took Antheas cod and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Iva took Antheas cod andbattered it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 hit the giraff with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 hit the giraff with itwho in turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 who in turnretorted that Ms Turner was a sub-standard TV presenter, that he thought Carol smillie had far more talent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 (mozo, no more than 5 words please!) xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 (mozo, no more than 5 words please!) xxxx(you can't restrict a writer like me to 5 poxy words, I've gotta express myself - plus it was going nowhere!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 (mozo, no more than 5 words please!) xxxxLeading by example eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 retorted that Ms Turner was a sub-standard TV presenter, that he thought Carol smillie had far more talent. To which Ms turner replied "listen, the cod was a cover, I've been sent to you by Des Lynam on a very important mission" (forget the five words) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 (forget the five words) (rules mean nothing to me!!) 'His moustache has been kidnapped' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 'His moustache has been kidnapped'by Carol Vordeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 by a militant OAP hitsquad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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