BigTone Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 "what's up blud?"he whispered provacatively Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 he whispered provacativelyWeighing 37 stone, Mozo had not managed to lift his blubber out of his caravan for 10 years. He was a master trouble-shooter though, and offered this advice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Weighing 37 stone, Mozo had not managed to lift his blubber out of his caravan for 10 years. He was a master trouble-shooter though, and offered this advice:Eat less, exercise more or you will be a leeching parasite on society just like Mozo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 He Pondered this advice for a while and thought.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Eat less, exercise more or you will be a leeching parasite on society just like Mozo. (how do you know me so well Dr F? Have we met?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 (how do you know me so well Dr F? Have we met?)Now, Now, Gents, this is not some sort of social tea dance, please focus on the story...And he thought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Now, Now, Gents, this is not some sort of social tea dance, please focus on the story...And he thought....I'll have a Blackthorn and a bar of Chocolate and then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 sit at home all day doing nothing, seems like a good idea because Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 sit at home all day doing nothing, seems like a good idea becausemy backside is too big to go through the caravan door, I'd better organise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 my backside is too big to go through the caravan door, I'd better organiseRusty Mary from the caravan next door, to bring round her chainsaw and remove several layers of fat and a half hundreweight of blubber from my enormous arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Rusty Mary from the caravan next door, to bring round her chainsaw and remove several layers of fat and a half hundreweight of blubber from my enormous arseMary duly obliged and after several hours of careful sculpturing with the chainsaw and 157 kilos of Tescos best lard she managed to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Mary duly obliged and after several hours of careful sculpturing with the chainsaw and 157 kilos of Tescos best lard she managed toFire up the griddle and make enough Mozo Burgers to feed the whole caravan park. During all the excitement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Fire up the griddle and make enough Mozo Burgers to feed the whole caravan park. During all the excitement...She noticed Prince Charles eyeing up her ample Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 She noticed Prince Charles eyeing up her amplestock of inflatable pigs. With one graceful movement, Mary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 stock of inflatable pigs. With one graceful movement, Mary...grabbed the Prince by his crown jewels and hung them from her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 belt, saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 belt, saying"That's for Diana, you treated her like a doormat, you steaming pile of.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 "That's for Diana, you treated her like a doormat, you steaming pile of.."royal jelly. Meanwhile Camilla was trotting around the dressage rink in an outfit that made her look like a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 royal jelly. Meanwhile Camilla was trotting around the dressage rink in an outfit that made her look like acarbon copy of Princess Anne/the horse she was riding. Camilla neighed and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 carbon copy of Princess Anne/the horse she was riding. Camilla neighed andgalloped away into the distant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 galloped away into the distantYellowstone National Park. Just then, Old Faithful erupted, spewing forth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 galloped away into the distantleaving Iva without doubt that royals are so inbred that it's pointless asking their help, instead he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Yellowstone National Park. Just then, Old Faithful erupted, spewing forth....tons of royal jelly which completely engulfed Camilla. Mozo was about to comment on the appropriateness of this when Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 tons of royal jelly which completely engulfed Camilla. Mozo was about to comment on the appropriateness of this whenRay Davies of the Kinks rode past on a motorized wombat. This confused everyone until Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Ray Davies of the Kinks rode past on a motorized wombat. This confused everyone untilsupper whereupon they feasted on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 supper whereupon they feasted onfreshly caught motorised wombat with a garnish of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 supper whereupon they feasted onOrganic Brazilian pussy. Munching away for several hours until all were satiated, they then chose to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 all of the lard burgers, accompanied by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 all of the lard burgers, accompanied byOrganic Brazilian pussy and motorized wombat Ray was furious when he returned and wandered off into the Waterloo Sunset leaving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Organic Brazilian pussy and motorized wombat Ray was furious when he returned and wandered off into the Waterloo Sunset leaving...Dr Faustus' dirty humour locked in a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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