Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 (nice detail tone! )Buster continued to treat him untill he realised.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 he was a dirty inbred sag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 (nice detail tone! )Buster continued to treat him untill he realised..(thanks Gems xx)he'd laddered his stockings onhe was a dirty inbred sag(good point) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Buster then found himself at a moral crossroads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Buster then found himself at a moral crossroads...and rang barry manc for guidance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Barry was unable to come to the phone has was still drunk from his wednesday night frolics (which we are still waiting for an update on!!!) xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Barry was increasingly finding himself drawn to the local gay bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 and decided Barry was definatly the bloke to help after hearing of his adventures on canal Road, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 and decided Barry was definatly the bloke to help after hearing of his adventures on canal Road, so...Changed into his little halter neck pink number with matching clutch bag & earings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 He gazed into the mirror and thought to himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 (tone I'm a little concerned about the detail now!)He looked like a princess trapped in a princess body, and was no ready to head to the Queens shilling! so he called... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 He gazed into the mirror and thought to himself...I could get off with a Premiership footballer if I play my cards right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 as Ashley Cole skipped by making a strange vibrating sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 buster was intreeged so asked him what it was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 like to have a mobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 as this was something alien to buster, so Ashly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 replied "Oh, if you don't have a mobile you can have mine!", and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 placed the mobile in buster's hand, it smelt like.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Olbas Oil. (sorry Ive got a cold, and have flu remidies on my mind!) xxBuster said thats strange i thought.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 cole skuse was a fine young boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 until I saw him with his hand in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 until I saw him with his hand inDes Lynam's face, only moments before the moustache was noticed missing by Anthea Turner. Maybe young Skuse was the thief. Buster, Iva and the giraffe knew where he'd be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Iva scratched his head in bemusement. Todays events had been unusual to say the least. Anthea Turner wearing a used nappy on her head was odd - it was a sunny day after all. Buster Footman hadn't worn a dress since the 1990 promotion party, and Paul Trollope thinking that Galacticos were signing for the Gas was a sign that the country was in a state of sheer confusion. Had Carol Vordeman stolen Des Lynam's Moustache or was it City youngster, Cole Skuse? Ashley Cole's phone had smelt of Olbas Oil, why did Iva think that there more to this than a common cold? As Iva fed Ricicles to Trevor, his Giraffe, he wistfully reflected on the good old days when Desmond Lynam, the king of charm, had with such penache hosted Match Of The Day. Those days were gone, and more importantly so was the moustache that had brought joy to so many. Millions had fantasised about running their fingers throught that bushy upper lip, but so few had been even close to it. He was rumoured to keep it in a safe at home whenever he was off-air. A move to Channel Four to entertain grannies and good for nothing students on Countdown was destined to be Lynam's downfall. Mixing with the revered femme fatale Carole Vordeman, or 'Brainy-Baps' as he called her, was his first mistake. She had famously introduced Pete Doherty to class A drugs and her wanton ways were rumoured to be luring Des. Had she snatched the 'tache when he was 'chasing the dragon'? Perhaps Cole Skuse was a mere flunkie of hers, after all, her penchant for young men no secret.Iva thought so hard that his head hurt and he wet himself. These were his methods, he had transcended his normal state of mind. There could only be one motive, Iva reasoned. He recalled that in a recent episode Carol had been drawing the letters for a spotty geek, first a consonant - C - then a vowel, came the request - O - then a consonant - C - she prayed that the next letter was to be a vowel but the geek wanted another consonant - K. The audience were in fits of laughter and Carol blushed but kept her composure - until - Des, not flustered one jot, turned the camera and said 'hah, something that Carol knows plenty about, eh Vords!' The look in Carol's eye said it all. She would get revenge.Iva.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Ran to the local Tescos only to find.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Ran to the local Tescos only to find..It had been knocked down and replaced with a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Happy Shopper, Oh no, Thought Iva, where will I buy my... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Carol Vorderman Sudoku book now?! I know, he thought, in a fit of inspiration, I bet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Trevor will know what to do.So he headed back to Mozo's Caravan only to find Trevor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Trevor will know what to do.So he headed back to Mozo's Caravan only to find Trevor....was on remand in Longleat High Security Prison for kicking the face off of a zebra who called him camp. "Never mind" said Iva, "Mozo's in, he'll know what to do, Oi Mozo....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 was on remand in Longleat High Security Prison for kicking the face off of a zebra who called him camp. "Never mind" said Iva, "Mozo's in, he'll know what to do, Oi Mozo.....""what's up blud?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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