Sophs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Dr Faustus' dirty humour locked in a box.Thank goodness, now everybody else was free to continue the thread without the danger of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Thank goodness, now everybody else was free to continue the thread without the danger ofAny more chat of organic Brazilian pussy wombats. Ray returned mumbling the lyrics to Muswell Hillbilly but to the tune of Lola. Whereupon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Any more chat of organic Brazilian pussy wombats. Ray returned mumbling the lyrics to Muswell Hillbilly but to the tune of Lola. Whereuponthe lardburger, wombat etc feast had just about finished, so everyone decided to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 the lardburger, wombat etc feast had just about finished, so everyone decided tobuild a camp fire, crack open a few bottles of Katy and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 build a camp fire, crack open a few bottles of Katy andget themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 completely sloshed . They only realised that this might have been a bad idea when(have to go now! x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 completely sloshed . They only realised that this might have been a bad idea whenMozo morphed into his former 'glory' and let loose a fart of such momentous strength, odour and vibratory undertone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Mozo morphed into his former 'glory' and let loose a fart of such moentous strength, odour and vibratory undertone(well detailed Doc)that Prince Charles jumped and shouted "that sounds like Mummy" and proceeded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 (well detailed Doc)that Prince Charles jumped and shouted "that sounds like Mummy" and proceededTo jump aboard Ray's motorized Leopard that had been chained to the wombat. Unchaining had proved hazardous for the chef, who had lost an arm when the chains caught the leopard in the nads. Plainly and quite understandably Lennie, (for that was the leopard's name) was peeved at having his tackle lashed with chains. He wasn't that sort of leopard and preferred more conventional foreplay such as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 To jump aboard Ray's motorized Leopard that had been chained to the wombat. Unchaining had proved hazardous for the chef, who had lost an arm when the chains caught the leopard in the nads. Plainly and quite understandably Lennie, (for that was the leopard's name) was peeved at having his tackle lashed with chains. He wasn't that sort of leopard and preferred more conventional foreplay such as...filling Camillas nose bag with an array of nuts along with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 filling Camillas nose bag with an array of nuts along withcrunchy peanut butter, ripe mashed banana and some Greek yoghurt. Lennie was also fond of.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 crunchy peanut butter, ripe mashed banana and some Greek yoghurt. Lennie was also fond of..marmite and anchovey body lotion that he can rub into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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