Dollymarie Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Ok so its nearly saturday, and I was wondering what oh so random but oh so important thoughts have wandered into peoples heads today. A few of mine are:- I was just at the cinema and a rather odd looking girl with pink leg warmers was wandering about when we came out. My random thought was "does she realise how stupid she looks?" Another one was "Do you think the teachers and other staff will notice if I have another handful of mini eggs?" And my last one for now, and very random, its my job to count the sainsburys vouchers, and computers for schools tesco vouchers (feel free to collect them people and pass them onto me) in school, my random thought was "I wonder how many of these goddamn things I will have to count after 2 weeks of school holidays" Feel free to add......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I wonder if I can mend the frayed wires of my mp3 player headphones using bluetack? Currently it's playing the backing music but no voice I wonder how City will do tomorow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop red Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Ok so its nearly saturday, and I was wondering what oh so random but oh so important thoughts have wandered into peoples heads today. A few of mine are:- I was just at the cinema and a rather odd looking girl with pink leg warmers was wandering about when we came out. My random thought was "does she realise how stupid she looks?" Another one was "Do you think the teachers and other staff will notice if I have another handful of mini eggs?" And my last one for now, and very random, its my job to count the sainsburys vouchers, and computers for schools tesco vouchers (feel free to collect them people and pass them onto me) in school, my random thought was "I wonder how many of these goddamn things I will have to count after 2 weeks of school holidays" Feel free to add.........1-no 2-yes 3-10,000,000, no need to count them now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I was just wondering how much glass would need to be ground and to what consistency to finsh the job in hand..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ashtonunited Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Will I ever pick the right girl and get laid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 In no particular order:Should stick we with the window cleaner(?), as £3.50 a time seems a little steep to me.How can I remember all that stuff I read about Post-Stucturalism last night?I wonder who out of Dolly, Sophs and Dinky looks best in the nude?Shall I have a couple of ciders tonight as I'm sure to have a couple tomorrow beofre the match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ashtonunited Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 In no particular order:Should stick we with the window cleaner(?), as £3.50 a time seems a little steep to me.How can I remember all that stuff I read about Post-Stucturalism last night?I wonder who out of Dolly, Sophs and Dinky looks best in the nude?Shall I have a couple of ciders tonight as I'm sure to have a couple tomorrow beofre the match?Sophs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Will I ever pick the right girl and get laid?Talk to DrFaustus here. Maybe it's your approach? I mean, running starkers at them, holding a pitchfork shouting, 'brace yourself Doris' might work in Bridgwater, but in civilised parts of the world (and Bristol), it's a non-starter. Try the more subtle approach...'scrambled or fertilised honey?'. That should get you sorted and bow-legged within days.Glad to be of assistance and the consultation fee is waived as you quote Ian Holloway in you signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Sophs And youve seen me naked when exactly? No offence sophs "Is the dog ever going to stop figeting and sit the flip down?""Why does Ben Affleck have such a large chin, doesnt it get in the way?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 And youve seen me naked when exactly? blink.gif In all seriousness, there's only one way to find out: photgrpahic evidence. You ladies can either submit your pics to me via the PM facility or you can post them straight on here. The choice is yours. I'd recommend the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Does my bum look big in this?That blokes had a lot more shakes than is needed. Is he wanting me to look? Don't want to be stuck in a lift with him.Why is she drinking Diet Coke and eating that cr@p? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 In no particular order:Should stick we with the window cleaner(?), as £3.50 a time seems a little steep to me.In my old flat I used to pay £6 to have the windows cleaned. You got a barain there. I think I figured it out at 80p per window. But the misses didn't have the heart to get rid of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ashtonunited Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 And youve seen me naked when exactly? No offence sophs "Is the dog ever going to stop figeting and sit the flip down?""Why does Ben Affleck have such a large chin, doesnt it get in the way?"I havn't but Sophs is nearly my age. Plus your a teacher (right?) and you just don't look at teachers. Just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 In all seriousness, there's only one way to find out: photgrpahic evidence. You ladies can either submit your pics to me via the PM facility or you can post them straight on here. The choice is yours. I'd recommend the former. Ok so thats my hand naked.....oh and a hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I am thinking, god my left hand is starting to ache, shall i use my right hand ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I havn't but Sophs is nearly my age. Plus your a teacher (right?) and you just don't look at teachers. Just no. I do work in a school yes, but am only a lowly slave/support assistant to a very lovely 10 year oldAnyone who would like to meet my master, he will be the one I'm teaching to knock drinks off the ST stand tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 SophsWhy thankyou! I couldn't possibly comment myself. And youve seen me naked when exactly? No offence sophs None taken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I wonder who out of Mozo, WTFiGO and DrFaustus looks best in the nude?Hey babe, you only have to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I have seen them all naked and they all look nice, but then again thinking about it, there was a talking horse there as well so I suspect it was all a dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I have seen them all naked and they all look nice, but then again thinking about it, there was a talking horse there as well so I suspect it was all a dream Hope you're not answering DrF there rayer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Hey babe, you only have to ask. Wanna compare boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 christ, i'm not sure either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Wanna compare boys? Hey I got naked first remember, I showed you my naked hand. Anyway, more randomness please!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I like sasauges, but not when they are burnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 iPods................ you lot are really muggs!Random enough?No?How about................ cheese straws............... if you took out the cheese...... would they be straws?No I don't think they would be would they........ehFish fingers, cor....... everyone knows fish don't have fingers..... what's that all about then ?Women.......... why do so many think that all blokes are the same........ but they (women) are often the ones that spend so much time in front of the mirror but never see their own reflection?Are women like vampires?How come you get charged to go over bridge to Wales................ but not to come back out from Wales .... over the same bridge?Oh I liked this one................> Count every " F" in the following text:>>FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE> SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI> FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH> THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... > > (SEE BELOW)> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > > HOW MANY ?> > > > > > > >>3> ?>WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.> READ IT AGAIN !>Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. >> > The reasoning behind is further down.> > > >> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > The brain cannot process "OF".> > Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!> > > > Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.> Three is normal, four is quite rare.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Wanna compare boys?You don't have a big enough screen Mozzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Can anyone do impressions ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Can anyone do impressions ? I'm bart simpson who the hell are you.Yes I can do the voice for that particular sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Oh I liked this one................> Count every " F" in the following text:>>FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE> SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI> FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH> THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... > > (SEE BELOW)> >>>>> > > > HOW MANY ?> > >>3> ?>WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.> READ IT AGAIN !>Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. >> > The reasoning behind is further down.> > > >> > > > > The brain cannot process "OF".> > Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!> > > > Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.> Three is normal, four is quite rare.>I counted 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 You don't have a big enough screen Mozzer. Yeah........Dr. ......... but Mozzer was not talking about his mobile phone like you mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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