rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 You don't have a big enough screen Mozzer. Are you implying that you have a gross abnormal defect of elephantitus of your manhood which makes it look like a deep red inflated melon with veins looking ready to pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Can anyone do impressions ?My next door neighbour does a good impression of being a turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I counted 6 Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 My next door neighbour does a good impression of being a turd.What he wears brown clothes and lays curled up on the pavement ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 What he wears brown clothes and lays curled up on the pavement ?That and he tries to act the 'hardman' with his wife.Anyway, too serious. My dog's got no nose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 how does he smell ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 My dog's got no nose.... How does he smell? (and yes I did do that on purpose) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ashtonunited Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Hey I got naked first remember, I showed you my naked hand. Anyway, more randomness please!!!!What one do I like?Does she like me?Does her ass feel nice?Why did she slap me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 jinx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 how does he smell ?Jamaica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I am thinking, god my left hand is starting to ache, shall i use my right hand ????So you like hamsters that much do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 So you like hamsters that much do you?Only siberian or russian ones, the others i find are a right turn off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 My Missus has gone to the west Indies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 JamaicaNo..... she went of her own accord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 JamaicaNo, he smells the way he wants to cos he uses Armani Mania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 No, he smells the way he wants to cos he uses Armani Mania As all of the best dogs do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the pot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the pot?Thats a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the pot?No idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the pot?It does....... if you stick it on the inside of the pot....... or turn the pot inside out?Ok so its nearly saturday, and I was wondering what oh so random but oh so important thoughts have wandered into peoples heads today. A few of mine are:- I was just at the cinema and a rather odd looking girl with pink leg warmers was wandering about when we came out. My random thought was "does she realise how stupid she looks?">On the otherhand........ there was this odd loking girl without pink leg warmers that was wandering about at the cinema and a girl wearing pink leg warmers thought "does the girl without the pink leg warmers realise how stupid she looks?" Another one was "Do you think the teachers and other staff will notice if I have another handful of mini eggs?">Yes they noticed and thought............. Is she going to share those? And my last one for now, and very random, its my job to count the sainsburys vouchers, and computers for schools tesco vouchers (feel free to collect them people and pass them onto me) in school, my random thought was "I wonder how many of these goddamn things I will have to count after 2 weeks of school holidays">But there again...... no matter how many you have to count...... you have to think hmmmmm computers for schools must be a fair exchange? Feel free to add......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Why haven't I been banned for the "Post Count" thread?Why can't Bristol City be called Istl City, so that it means that kids can't colour in any of the letters, that really annoys me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the pot?Its all to do with, the chemical reaction to oxygen. If Horses hooves melted down, comes in contact with oxygen it hardens.much like young Ron when he's chatting to Sophs!!!!!!!!!!!Ive just realised Nogbad is reading this. Sorry mate, no offence intended from me.Now, Ron I cant answer for................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Ooooh you had to get all scientific on me didnt you.When I was just trying to be random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Ooooh you had to get all scientific on me didnt you.When I was just trying to be random. In the case of SuperGlue, it's moisture that makes it set, not air!How come Charlie Chaplin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 don't say Moist !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 don't say Moist !!!!! And no drinks on the bar please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 And no drinks on the bar please And I'll warn you now, she has a large stick to prod you with, and she aint afraid to use it! Be warned! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Why is it you always need a pee the minute you get stuck in a traffic jam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Its all to do with, the chemical reaction to oxygen. If Horses hooves melted down, comes in contact with oxygen it hardens.much like young Ron when he's chatting to Sophs!!!!!!!!!!!Ive just realised Nogbad is reading this. Sorry mate, no offence intended from me.Now, Ron I cant answer for.................................Are you drunk? Never post between 12:00am - 7:00am on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Never post between 12:00am - 7:00am on this forum Especially on a Friday or Saturday night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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