billywizz Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 they say mumps makes your nuts swell? b****x to that world cup ere we come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wurzel920 Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Beckhams got golden balls I have big balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 if someone doesnt tell this testicle to let go of me, I'm going to burst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Ok so I'm back and ready to decide again. The runners up are (and winning an imaginary £500 ) Barry_manc and bad shrek. Good try but you were just pipped to the post by.......... Billy Wizz!!!!! Well done you on winning an imaginary £1000. Thanks for all the entries I hope I'm doing a good job so far, heres the next caption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 edit double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 "Ohhh Doris, it was 70 years ago today you first did that, and it feels like yesterday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 ahhh my piles have flared up again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Jack and Irene were delighted that Jack picked the winning golden wrapper for entry to Big BRother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartolona Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 I see dead people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 I see dead people.We have a winner, theres no point even trying now!"Noone ever researched the long term problems that plastic surgery might cause, and Peter and Kate thought they would be just fine! Obviously thinking's not their forte." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ok so this is probably my last caption contest as I believe Whale is back this weekend.The two runners up are Robins72 and Bartolona each winning an imaginary £500!!!!! Well done you two. The winner is (and very funny I thought too) Bad Shrek!!!!!! Winning an imaginary £1000!!!!! Well done Bad shrek. Heres the caption, and I would advise you not to look at this while eating or anywhere people may laugh at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 since the companies who make v-neck vest has gone bust, they'v had to skimp on material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartolona Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ho Ho Ho green giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Somehow the batch of Immac went wrong, horribly wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmax Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Pamela Anderson now regrets taking steroids and wishes she stuck with lipo sucksion and implants !!!MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 They now do lunchboxes in extra large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Ok so its time for my last judging as I have received word that whale is back to take over once more.The two runners up winning and imaginary £500 are barry manc and mad max.Well done you two, and the winner is...................Robins72 you win an imaginary £1000!!!! Ok back to you Whale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Ok so its time for my last judging as I have received word that whale is back to take over once more.The two runners up winning and imaginary £500 are barry manc and mad max.Well done you two, and the winner is...................Robins72 you win an imaginary £1000!!!! Ok back to you Whale.Shame I could do with the real money right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whale Posted May 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Thanks Dolly, great job!I'm back now people so here we go!Next caption......Good Luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 i'm not sure i like your new onion aftershave honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 "I told you to get me the waterproof mascara not this cheap rubbish look at my face!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmax Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 "When I said get my season ticket before June 2nd, I didn't mean for Bristol Rovers"...."Oh gee, sorry honey"MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 "It hurts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey_BCFC Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Man: "Is that.............a penis!"Woman: "I'm so sorry I should have told you before!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 'Right Honey, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is: there's a shark right behind you. The good news is: he only looks hungry enough for one person.'Come on...it is my first time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartolona Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 "When was the last time you cleaned your ears". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 don't worry i was scared too but tony butlers gone now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 "Waaaahhhhh Waahhhhhhhh Waaahhhhhhh. I stubbed my toe I HATE it when that happens.""Christ, what next, does this girl never shut up?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 "Your Hurting me"says lady"These bras are so awkward to undo" says man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 "But I need my suitcase, I need my 16 pound bottle of make up remover, its the only thing that gets my make up off. I CANT BELIEVE YOUR DOING THIS TO ME!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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